A little request featuring a client's male and female goblins.
Krib and Neiza hurried through a narrow corridor, shrinking from the intimidating guards posted all throughout it. They were high in the sky over who knew where and somehow Krib had allowed his troublesome friend Neiza to talk him into doing something very stupid. This wasn't any ordinary goblin zeppelinโor rather, it wasโbut their guest wasn't. Sylvanas Windrunner was aboard this ship and he was on the way to give her a massage. He had no idea what the purpose of her trip was but he didn't particularly care. Soon he would get to touch and feel and squeeze her all over. The two goblins had seen the busty elven warchief before during a parade in Orgrimmar. It had been right after the defeat of the Burning Legion and they had both lusted after her ever since. Today was a golden opportunity.
Somehow, he had let Neiza talk him into letting her help. Two people just to massage someone. Ridiculous!
As the two goblins neared the warchief's quarters they picked up on the sound of her voice. She was clearly irritated and when they were admitted into her room she was busy chewing out one of her dark rangers.
"Arannis? Gartug?" She was centered in the middle of the room, hands on her wide hips.
"No, Mistress. I'm afraid they were all busy and could not be recalled in time for this trip." The dark ranger spoke calmly. Her voice was cold and deadly.
"Not a single one? Do you know how long this trip is?" Sylvanas threw her hands up in the air and paced back and forth as she continued, her plated boots clacking against the wooden floor. "Weeks without cock... what am I supposed to do, meditate? Practice my archery on the birds?"
The Dark Lady drew in an unneeded breath of air and sighed, shoulders slumping and body deflating for a moment before she regained her composure and turned towards the two goblins. She was tall with a commanding aura that made those around her nervous and those fierce red eyes, endlessly smoldering, didn't help. It was hard to look her in the eyes, and not just because of the height difference.
"Which one of you is here to give me a massage?" Her ghostly voice had a no nonsense tone to it. It demanded an answer.
"I am, warchief." Krib was nervous and his voice cracked from both excitement and fear.
"Me too!" Neiza clapped her hands together and bounced on her heels as she chimed in. Krib shot her an annoyed sideways glance before turning back to Sylvanas with an anxious smile.
"Are two of you really necessary for this job?" Sylvanas eyed them suspiciously.
"I'm afraid so," he said with a forced laugh. "Small hands, ya see." Krib held his hands up for her and she looked at them with disinterest for what couldn't have been even half a second.
"And you know what you're doing?"
"Sure, we're the best on this ship!" Not that the competition was fierce.
Sylvanas stared them in the eyes for a long moment, curious to see if the goblins would say anything incriminating under her heavy gaze. When they didn't she eventually nodded and gestured for them to setup their things, turning around afterwards and beginning to strip out of her ornate armor.
"You may leave, Anya." Sylvanas dismissed the ranger without looking. Anya bowed and, good soldier as she was, inspected the pair of goblins once more before taking her leave.
Neiza, who was busy leering at Sylvanas' thick blue ass as she stripped out of her leggings, received a sharp jab in the side from Krib's elbow. She stuck her tongue out at him but followed obediently behind, helping him unfold and place down the short massage table. It was long, sturdy and entirely capable of holding even an orc or tauren upon it, however it was low enough to the ground so that the short goblins could reach their client. When the Dark Lady finished undressing and turned around she raised an eyebrow at the table but otherwise said nothing.
Krib rushed over to her with a plush cotton towel, struggling not to look at her stacked chest. Neiza, oil in hand, didn't bother trying to hide her lecherous gaze. If she was executed for gawking it would be worth it.
"That won't be necessary, just watch your hands." She waved the towel away with a dismissive hand and then sat down on the massage table. "How should I lay?"
"Face down first, please." Neiza chirped, beaming at Sylvanas with a toothy grin. The warchief shot her a wary glance, prompting the female goblin to quickly speak up again. "Sorry, I'm a big fan!"
Krib was really beginning to regret bringing her along but his annoyance was interrupted when Sylvanas made to lie down and he noticed that he had forgotten a pillow. He quickly reached for it and placed it under her waiting head.
"Sorry about that your lordship." He chuckled nervously.
"It's 'your highness,' not 'your lordship,' idiot!" Neiza corrected.