Mass Effect: Until next time...
Disclaimer: All right, this story is not real. NOT REAL! Not to be read by anyone under the age of 18/21 yadda yadda yadda! I'd love to hear some feedback as per usual. Please feel free to leave me a comment in the COMMENT Box at the end of the page. You see those big empty stars too. Maybe bump those up to five full ones? We wouldn't want them to be empty now would we? All alone like that? You're not a monster are you?
Author's Note: Shepard looks like a blond Gillian Anderson circa late X-Files seasons, so smoking hot ;) I have no idea how we pick Garrus up in Mass Effect 3, this is just an imagining. The section with Mordin came after some fan feedback. I just hope I did him justice!
Pairing: Garrus Vakarian and Alice Shepard
Codes: MF, Cons, Oral, Cumshot, Handcuffs
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"I think you'll find that I said 'I'd like to see you try.' I wasn't suggesting you actually do it Garrus," Shepard whined as her Turian lover, Garrus Vakarian, held her hands above her head and managed to slap his Omni-tool cuffs on her hands locking her to the bed's head. "I'll see you go to the brig for this Vakarian." She muttered under her breath as he worked his way down her toned, fit body and parted her legs, with a small application of force, not enough to hurt her but enough to make her get with the program.
"I'll tell Jacob shall I? I'm sure he'd love to hear about what you got up to." He smiled at her and kissed her on her tummy. Flicking his tongue against her navel, he grinned as she shuddered at the touch.
"I'm sure he would too. Now let me out of these God damned things while I still like you." She looked down at him, smiling, not pissed off but getting into the game.
"Not until you answer my questions Shepard." Garrus' tone changed now, stern like he was conducting an interview.
"Fuck you pig." Shepard exclaimed, looking up at her lover, beaming with pride.
"Not acceptable at all." With that, Garrus' right hand ran down to her vagina and let his middle talon hover over her sensitive lips.
"Oh what? You're going to tease me."
Garrus looked up at her, and simply shook his head, almost like a disappointed parent.
Since their last encounter before finishing off the Collectors, Garrus and Shepard suffered a... Mishap.
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Garrus scooped the Commander up in his manly arms, he walked out to the elevator and pressed the button for deck two. He was in two states of mind. One, at least no one will see them. Two, they won't see them because they're all missing.
'Good job Garrus.' He thought to himself. 'Bring down the tone of the evening.'
When the doors opened, he peered out of the elevator, to the left and then to the right. Nope. Joker was still in the cockpit and Operative Lawson must be busy brown nosing to The Illusive Man. Darting out of the elevator and to the right of the C.I.C, Garrus pressed on through to the Science lab.
Mordin Solus, Salarian Savant, and the professor who had protected them from the collector's seeker swarms, was tucked away under his desk searching for something.
"Perhaps an air grenade? No, too flammable. Or inflammable. Forget which. Doesn't matter." Peering up, he saw that Garrus was standing there with the Commander, her head to one side, eyes peering into her own head and her tongue hanging out.
"Shepard!"
He exclaimed, walking over to the two.
"Garrus. What happened!?" He exclaimed, peering into Shepard's cold, unconscious eyes.
"Ah... Well..." Garrus never was very good with sexual things and this was one of those moments.
"Shepard decided to ignore Cerberus. Airborne toxin? Put in place by Illusive Man? Guarantee work with Cerberus to continue? No, all would be feeling effects due to Normandy's filter system. Perhaps something in the food supply? Tainted?"
Mordin's mouth was working a mile a minute and was shushed by Garrus shaking his head.
"Me and Shepard were... Ah... Intimate?" He said, his voice raising at the end like it was a question.
Mordin nodded and then it sunk in. He looked up at Garrus, appalled.
"Told you to use creams, antihistamines! Offered you leaflets on pleasure zones and spots to avoid chafing! Warned Shepard as well. Thought'd she listen. *Sniff* Disappointed. Will have to take her to the infirmary."
Garrus nodded and walked through the door as Mordin followed, scooping up various vials and sprays.
"What are those for?" He asked, as the two walked into the elevator.
"For reattaching Shepard's skin tissue."
"What?!" Garrus exclaimed, looking down at the smaller member of the team.