Disclaimer: All right, this story is not real. NOT REAL! Not to be read by anyone under the age of 18/21 yadda yadda yadda! I'd love to hear some feedback as per usual. Please feel free to leave me a comment in the COMMENT Box at the end of the page. You see those big empty stars too. Maybe bump those up to five full ones? We wouldn't want them to be empty now would we? All alone like that? You're not a monster are you?
Author's Note: Shepard looks like a blond Gillian Anderson circa late X-Files seasons, so smoking hot ;) Also, I have no idea about Turian's nuts. I'm just going by Rule 34 pics of Mass Effect. I'm sure I'll be corrected in the comments ;)Also, how was the lines with Garrus and Shepard? I wanted to try and get it as sarcastic and bounce off each other as I could, like the game.
Alternate Title: Mass Effect: Calibrate This!
Pairing: Garrus Vakarian and Alice Shepard
Their heads separated and Garrus looked deep into Shepard's eyes. Brushing her hair back, they put their lips on each other's and kissed for the very first time.
She was pleasantly surprised. Turian's have naturally tough skin due to their home world, but his lips were much softer. His strong arms wrapped around her supportive waist and pulled her deeper. Unsure of what to do, she hooked her arms around his neck and opened her mouth.
Sliding her tongue into his mouth, she had to provoke Garrus' tongue into playing with her. It must have been a Turian thing. His larger tongue moved up and batted against her smaller tongue. Shepard hooked her tongue around his and sucked on his fleshy organ, sucking it tightly she moaned as Garrus' hands traced up and down her back.
Reaching her waistline, Garrus tugged at the bottom of the black shirt. She broke the kiss, put her arms in the air, and let him take off her top. Throwing the shirt to one side, he kissed her again. She groaned as Garrus slipped his hand on her back, his sharp nails traced a fine pattern up her back. Shepard's head fell back, looking at the ceiling as he kissed from her lips down to her neck.
Breaking briefly, he looked up at her and smiled. "Am I doing this right? Mordin threatened me with leaflets on pleasure zones."
"It's fine. Keep doing it."
Smiling, Garrus did so. Kissing her neck, he pulled her closer, worshipping her porcelain neck as he did. His kisses worked up and down her neck, planting soft kisses as his hands coiled around her waist and kept her close.
Shepard's hands ran down to his waist and tugged at his clothing. It was a one-piece affair, presumably high Turian fashion. It was a little bright for Shepard, but she only cared about him. She tugged at the piece, unsure of just what to do.
He smiled and broke the kiss. Reaching behind himself, Garrus unzipped the costume and unrolled it down his body. Stepping out of it, he looked almost ashamed, peering at the floor.
"Very nice." She said with a smile, looking down his impressive body. His body was patched with his natural hard skin; they were spots of smooth skin in between the blocks of the almost rocky skin. His penis looked remarkably like a human's only with no foreskin; it was a blue member that stood close to nine inches. Garrus kicked his costume to one side and held her tightly.
"Thank you..."
A hand slid up her back and held her just above the shoulder, his other hand held steady at her waist and held her close. Shepard's hands moved up to his head and held him closer. Her hands rested just under his head on the smoother skin, it felt remarkably like a human's and was cool to the touch.
Shepard moved him closer to her, their heads rested together. Their mouths opened and their hot breath mingled together. Shepard lent in and kissed him again, making sure to focus special attention on the wound he had suffered earlier in the mission. Kissing it lightly, Garrus recoiled at the touch.
"I'm sorry. Did that hurt?"
"It stings... I'll have to manage."
"Well, I'll make you feel better later."
"I'm sure you will. Get to it Commander... Sir."
"Keep that up Vakarian and I'll get you to give me twenty."
"Only twenty? You're getting soft."
"Really? Because you're not."
Shepard's hands traced their way down his body and were stroking his member. Wrapping her right hand around in, she stroked the member with gusto. It was his turn to moan as the Commander jerked his member to life. It felt very smooth in her hand, she couldn't feel any veins like a humans. She twisted the skin to the side, and watched his reaction. He seemed to enjoy it a lot, as he groaned again.
She watched him with a lot of curiosity as she played with his dick. Her head rested against his hard chest, looking down at her handy work she noticed that his balls weren't there.
"Garrus..."
"Yes..." Garrus sighed heavily. "Yes Shepard?"
"Where are your nuts?"
"My... Oh! Sorry, Turians have internal testicles."
"Oh... So, I can't play with them?"
"Afraid not. You'll have to make do with my shaft."
"I'm sure I can manage. You think you can?" She looked up from his chest to look at him. His face was painted with his blue clan markings, his face was scarred still and his left eye was obscured by his visor.
"Shepard. You don't have to do this, I know Thane's interested in you..."