Book 2, Chapter 5 -- Prison Break
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Waking up next to Kelly the next morning was a nice feeling. She was certainly in a good mood, waking up with a smile and a rather nice kiss. Watching her get up and stretch, showing off her body was certainly an even better way to start the day, as she turned around and asked if I wanted to join her for a shower before heading downstairs.
Best idea I've heard since I woke up -- both times!
Twenty minutes later, we were dressed and standing in the elevator. Sharing a brief last kiss, we walked out into the mess together. There were a few stares but no-one said anything as Gardner had cooked some bacon and eggs, and with a mug of coffee, it was a good way to start the day. Add some toast and some fruit, and I'd have plenty of energy to burn.
Taking a seat with everyone else, Garrus looked at me so I returned an innocent glance. "Something on your mind?"
He looked at Kelly then back at me. "So..."
"Spit it out, Garrus."
I was expecting a question. Instead, he simply leaned back and laughed to himself. Better reaction than I expected. I thought I was going to get a million questions or innuendos. Perhaps he knew better nowadays, or he was waiting until we were in private before I received a grilling. I did notice Miranda had joined us, though 'joining us' meant in the mess, at a table by herself, and she left before any of us were even halfway through our meal.
"I'll be dealing with her this morning," I muttered so only a select few could hear.
"About what?" Garrus asked.
"Everyone is terrified of her. That isn't how you run a ship. The crew need to find her approachable. She wants to have the title of Cerberus Officer, or Executive Officer, then she can bloody well act like one. Walking around like your shit don't stink only causes resentment. I'll deal with it once the rest are at their stations. I don't want a shouting match anyway." I glanced down the table, pleased to see Joker could hobble his way to the mess nowadays. "How much longer to the prison?"
"Just after lunchtime, Commander. We'll be at the final relay in an hour, then it's a hop, skip and jump to the system we need."
Finishing breakfast, those around me were smart to leave quickly, while the regular crew had to be at their stations by a set time anyway. Once the mess was empty except for Gardner, who would now clean the mess, start preparing lunch, and do other odd jobs around the ship, I headed to Miranda's office. It opened as I approached and she was busy at her terminal, though when she looked up and noticed it was me, she was definitely taken aback. Her fingers stopped moving. "Commander?"
"We need to talk, Miss Lawson."
She was immediately on the defensive. Her posture told me everything, but she remained calm. "What about?"
"Well, considering I have experience as an Executive Officer, I'm actually here to give you some advice."
I was expecting some sort of sarcastic retort straight away. Instead, she gestured to the empty chair across from her, and pressed a button, hearing the door into her office lock. Settling her forearms on the desk, she leaned forward slightly. "Advice, Shepard? Why do you think I need advice?"
"Honestly?"
"I'd rather you be honest than anything else."
"Your attitude around and towards the crew stinks. You walk around with a stick up your arse all the time. You treat them with barely concealed contempt, and quite frankly, your arrogance seems to know no bounds. You were offered a chance to come join us last night, to come meet the crew, sit down and actually get to know them as people, and you throw the invitation back in all our faces."
"You've made your feelings clear about Cerberus personnel, and myself, Commander."
"I was there last night, Miss Lawson, getting to know the people I will be working with, getting to know who they are as human beings, actually looking past that symbol you proudly wear."
"I had work to do, Commander."
"Bullshit. I have plenty of work to do myself but I was still there last night enjoying myself."
"What you choose to do with your time..."
"Is none of your business," I interrupted, "You're damn well right it is. But as this ship's Executive Officer, one of your primary functions is being the go-between myself and the crew, and you are ineffective if you, putting it bluntly, terrify them. Do I need to tell you what your role is?"
"I'd be thrilled to hear what you believe it is, Commander."
"Sarcasm will get you nowhere with me, Miss Lawson. Chapter 9, Section 901 of the Alliance Naval Guidebook regarding officers of the Alliance Navy, position -- Executive Officer. The Executive Officer is the Second in Command. Her or she is responsible to the Commanding Officer for the general organisation of the ship and for the discipline, morale and welfare of the whole Ship's Company... Which one of those words do you think was important, Miss Lawson?"
"Discipline."
I smirked. "While true, this is not a military vessel, and even then, there are caveats. We are a civilian ship, and therefore are not bound by military regulations. And while discipline is important, officers and servicemen are generally disciplined internally as it is ingrained in them during training. What is important on missions such as this is morale. And while I may lead, they need to know that I have people around me who they can approach. You strutting around this ship like your shit doesn't stink doesn't help matters. You acting like you're better than them will do nothing but piss them off."
She shrugged. "I am better than them. I've been preparing for this role..."
I raised a hand, surprised she stopped talking. "Are you seriously
that
arrogant? To believe it or not isn't the point. To actually
say