Zinda hadn't come in a week. She blamed society.
Back in the day, she'd had real men. So many real men that she could afford to be just friends with most of them, the boys of the Blackhawks. When she wanted something more, she just went to a watering hole and let one light her cigarette. That was that.
Nowadays, real men were light on the ground. All guys wanted to do was cry in public and wear tight jeans and diet. Oh, they called it being vegan, but it was dieting.
Big Barda
was more of a man than most of them, and she was all woman. Had a bigger cock too. Oh, she called it a Mega-Rod, but it was a cock.
Getting married to Grayson had seemed like a sweet deal for that. Sure, the boy had the hair of a greaser, but it was the perfect arrangement. When she wanted him, she had him, and when she didn't, the rest of the Birds of Prey could kick him around. She didn't even have to feel guilty about it; for most of the gals, Dick was just there for when they got tired of being sapphists.
She hadn't counted on just how lusty she could be. She considered herself to be far more interested in engine parts and joysticks than any male anatomyâa boy was just for when she couldn't get her hands on a good socket wrench. But she knew how chickadees wereâought to have, at least, being one herself.
Having Dick around got her motor running, and having a bunch of other wildcats just as hot and bothered as her after him just made her want him all the more. Especially when he was keen to reciprocate. She'd gotten used to having him thrice daily. And being watched by Babs, the big voyeur. And hearing when he was with Starfire, whose screams needed no translation from their original Tamaranese.
Now he'd been gone for more than a week, off on some secret mission for Batman, and it felt worse than when she'd given up ale. She needed to scratch that itch. And she had to admit, when it was Starfire and Troia, that big orange dame screamed just as loud as she did for Dick...
But that would only be a last resort. Zinda was into misters, not sisters, and though she was a big fan of gals helping gals, this was something she would feel better about doing on her own. Lucky for her, the 21
st
century was just as perverse about that as it was about everything else. She'd heard Kory screaming all on her lonesome, overheard Babs talking about taking matters into her own hands back when group marriage was something that only happened in Utah. As soon as she had the Watchtower to herselfâBarbara and the others out dancing, probably going to have an orgy in a handicapped bathroom stallâshe went to Barbara's room.
It took some searching, but when it came to hiding things, Barbara wasn't as thorough with her massager as she was when it came to her secrets, her emotions, and pretty much everything else. Zinda guessed that, being a bisexual nerd control freak with a voyeurism fetish and a bunch of ladies who worked under her and did everything she said, Barbara considered her masturbation an open secret. The dildo was in her nightstand.
Zinda laid in Barbara's bed, still smelling of lust while Zinda's only smelled of the crap she put in her hair before sleep. She laid the dildo beside her on the double mattress, like it were a man, and curled herself up into a little ball, facing it. Her skirt, short under any circumstances, had stroke up the curve of her ass. When her hand crept between her legs, it touched only silky skin, not fabric. She stroked herself with her knees drawn up, as if hiding her own selfish pleasure. She thought of Dick.
Later, Zinda would feel mollified about her own guilty stimulation, knowing that she'd blushed as her body opened up to the caress of her own fingers, clit growing and hardening for no one but herself. She felt a burgeoning warmth inside her pussy, inviting something to touch it. But it was answering no one, male or female.
Zinda could hardly believe she had these things inside her. It felt like she was flying, the roar of the engine and the wind screaming past and the chatter of her machine guns all swirling together, kicking against her cunt. She felt like a pervert, but she was undeniably aroused. And equipped to do something about it.
Zinda laid on her back, stretching her long stems down to the foot of the bed. She pulled her skirt up over her ass. Its hem straddled her belly, leaving her bare from the waist down. Her golden tuff of pubic hair was in the full light of day. She picked up the dildo. She hadn't come in a week, but she'd make up for it today.
She held the dildo up to the light, wondering how much of it she could fit inside herselfâshe was able to take Dick's manhood, after all, but the man got her so wetâwhen "I wondered where that had gotten to."
Barbara stood in the doorway, supporting herself on her cane, thumb rubbing at its head.
"I was justâ" Zinda began. "Aww, hell, Babs, you know how I get! I have needs! And I can't just use a showerhead or a tongue like you other gals! I need something hard and fast and
you were the one
who got me used to Dick on a regular basis! Ain't right to get a girl hooked on that and then make her go cold turkey!"
"It's been hard on all of us," Barbara said, thoughtfully closing the door behind her so no one else could see Zinda's shame. "But I know you've been hit the hardest. Helena, Dinah, even Koryâthey don't need Dick for a good time."
"Exactly!" Zinda cried. "It ain't fair!"
"So go on then. Stick that big thing in. You do know how to use it, right?"
"I... I..." Barbara was
watching
her, those coy eyes behind those chilly glasses, so damn curious.
"I can show you." The cane ambling across the floor, Barbara seeming to fly off its landings. She still wasn't a hundred percent after the operation to restore her spine; she would never be. But just like Zinda couldn't quite miss the forties, Barbara didn't seem to miss being Batgirl.
She shoved Zinda down onto her back, pulled her legs into the air, pushed her knees to her breasts. Zinda was splayed before her; the dildo ripped from her hand.
"Just so you know, skipper, I ain't no kiki. If I don't get much out of it, that's not on you."
"Bull," Barbara told her confidently. "It's just physics, really. Biology. Gender has nothing to do it. Just watch, okayâwatch."
Zinda watched. Trying to remember this to do it to herself later. Trying not to think of doing it to herself right now. It was just because Barbara had surprised her while she was already so turned on thinking of Dick.
Barbara didn't take long to undress. She wasn't wearing panties. Before Zinda knew it, the dildo was slipping up and down Barbara's crotch.
"Don't think of it as a thing, a dildo," Barbara told her. "It's yours. It's your cock. And you're using itâuhhh." Her hips were jogging back and forth, pushing at the dildo as it pushed at her. She took a deep breath. "You're using it on another woman. A woman who looks just like you. A woman as horny as you." Barbara's voice coarsened. The dildo seemed smaller. Some of itâZinda didn't know how muchâwas inside her. "You're fucking her just like you'd like to be fuckedâthat hot, juicy bitch with her hot, juicy cunt..."