The following story is a parody. It should not diminish the fact that Al Bundy once scored four touchdowns in a single game for Polk High.
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Peg and Marcy were in the kitchen having their daily gossip session over coffee, when Bud walked in and grabbed a soda pop from the fridge, before turning around and apparently heading back upstairs to his bedroom. But the nosy little creep stopped and put his ear up against the kitchen door to eavesdrop on their conversation. Unlike his father, Bud had a secret crush on Marcy, the short-haired Milf next door.
His bedroom window had a direct view of the Darcys home, and their master bedroom. The kinky couple routinely left the shades open, unwittingly putting on numerous shows for their perverted neighbor. Bud made a habit out of jerking off while watching them play their kinky bedroom games, anything from role playing "Prisoner and the Warden's Wife" to some light bondage with handcuffs and some spanking. His favorite though, was watching Marcy fuck Jefferson with a strapon dildo.
Bud was disappointed with what he was hearing that day, as they were talking about him after he walked out. His mother didn't hold anything back talking about all the time he spends alone in his room looking at porn.
"I wish poor Bud would get a real girlfriend instead of those big-titted bimbos in his girly magazines. He turned eighteen last month and all he does is hang out in his bedroom and play with himself."
Bud cringed as his mom shared intimate details about his personal life, that weren't too flattering. Even though it was true, he didn't want the sexy neighbor to know he didn't have much of a sex life. Half of his fantasies involved screwing the bubbly Milf next door. But Peg just went on and on about him.
"Why, last week I even caught him going through Kelly's underwear drawer and sniffing her panties." Bud could only stand there and shake his head. He had no idea his mom saw him when he was in his sister's bedroom.
"Oh my God! No Way!" Marcy blurted out. "My Jefferson is a panty sniffer too! He always wants me to keep my undies on when we fool around just to see if they can get soaked. He loves that!"
"Well....??" Peg wanted Marcy to go on. "Do you really soak your panties?"
Marcy blushed while taking another sip of coffee. She innocently nodded her head, admitting that she has squirting orgasms almost every day. "I think I go through three or four panties a day!"
Peg just laughed at the sexpot's confession, "You're so lucky. I only have a gushing orgasm about once a year, and it certainly isn't from Al! If I want to get off, I have to take matters into my own hands. So to speak." The two horny friends cackled at their revelations while Bud listened in from the other room.
Bud could feel an erection coming on, as the thought of Marcy's wet panties was driving him wild. He wanted to go upstairs and jerk off at the thought, but really didn't want to miss anything. He slowly unzipped his fly and reached down to stroke his throbbing member.
The girls weren't finished with their sex talk either. "You're so lucky to have someone like Jefferson who still has some sexual energy. With Al, if he can last five minutes, I consider it a major accomplishment."
Marcy just smiled as she stirred her coffee, "Oh Jefferson has plenty of energy alright. I just wish he were a little bigger. Steve had a much bigger cock, he just didn't know how to use it."
