The following story is a parody. It should not diminish the fact that Al Bundy once scored four touchdowns in a single game for Polk High.
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Peg and Marcy were in the kitchen having their daily gossip session over coffee, when Bud walked in and grabbed a soda pop from the fridge, before turning around and apparently heading back upstairs to his bedroom. But the nosy little creep stopped and put his ear up against the kitchen door to eavesdrop on their conversation. Unlike his father, Bud had a secret crush on Marcy, the short-haired Milf next door.
His bedroom window had a direct view of the Darcys home, and their master bedroom. The kinky couple routinely left the shades open, unwittingly putting on numerous shows for their perverted neighbor. Bud made a habit out of jerking off while watching them play their kinky bedroom games, anything from role playing "Prisoner and the Warden's Wife" to some light bondage with handcuffs and some spanking. His favorite though, was watching Marcy fuck Jefferson with a strapon dildo.
Bud was disappointed with what he was hearing that day, as they were talking about him after he walked out. His mother didn't hold anything back talking about all the time he spends alone in his room looking at porn.
"I wish poor Bud would get a real girlfriend instead of those big-titted bimbos in his girly magazines. He turned eighteen last month and all he does is hang out in his bedroom and play with himself."
Bud cringed as his mom shared intimate details about his personal life, that weren't too flattering. Even though it was true, he didn't want the sexy neighbor to know he didn't have much of a sex life. Half of his fantasies involved screwing the bubbly Milf next door. But Peg just went on and on about him.
"Why, last week I even caught him going through Kelly's underwear drawer and sniffing her panties." Bud could only stand there and shake his head. He had no idea his mom saw him when he was in his sister's bedroom.
"Oh my God! No Way!" Marcy blurted out. "My Jefferson is a panty sniffer too! He always wants me to keep my undies on when we fool around just to see if they can get soaked. He loves that!"
"Well....??" Peg wanted Marcy to go on. "Do you really soak your panties?"
Marcy blushed while taking another sip of coffee. She innocently nodded her head, admitting that she has squirting orgasms almost every day. "I think I go through three or four panties a day!"
Peg just laughed at the sexpot's confession, "You're so lucky. I only have a gushing orgasm about once a year, and it certainly isn't from Al! If I want to get off, I have to take matters into my own hands. So to speak." The two horny friends cackled at their revelations while Bud listened in from the other room.
Bud could feel an erection coming on, as the thought of Marcy's wet panties was driving him wild. He wanted to go upstairs and jerk off at the thought, but really didn't want to miss anything. He slowly unzipped his fly and reached down to stroke his throbbing member.
The girls weren't finished with their sex talk either. "You're so lucky to have someone like Jefferson who still has some sexual energy. With Al, if he can last five minutes, I consider it a major accomplishment."
Marcy just smiled as she stirred her coffee, "Oh Jefferson has plenty of energy alright. I just wish he were a little bigger. Steve had a much bigger cock, he just didn't know how to use it."
Peg seemed shocked, "He's tiny? Really? I just assumed he had a big penis because you two always seem so happy."
Marcy opened up even more with their sex talk. "Well I don't mind his small peepee sometimes." She squirmed a bit in her chair before going on. "Jefferson introduced me to anal sex a few weeks ago. I'm kinda glad he's not that big when he sticks it in my tushy."
Peg's jaw dropped when the taboo subject of anal sex came up. "You let him fuck your pooper? Al used to beg me to let him in the backdoor, but I told him No way, it's exit only for this girl."
All this talk was getting to Bud, who let out a soft moan as the thought of Marcy taking it in her cute little butt was sending him over the edge. He suddenly froze, trying not to be heard. His attempts at keeping quiet didn't do any good as the two gabbing girls heard him gasp and realized he'd been listening the whole time. They silently motioned to each other that they had an eavesdropper, and continued as if nothing happened.
They continued for a few more minutes feeding Bud some stories of their sexual escapades, telling of their first blow jobs and what kind of vibrators they prefer. Marcy even went on in detail about how she squirted in Jefferson's face the first time he went down on her. Whether it was true or not, it had its effect on Bud who did his best to avoid shooting a load in his pants.
The kinky neighbor was enjoying this little tease, and decided to set a trap for the little pervert. She told Peg that all the talk was making her wet, and she was going to go take a shower and be sure to leave her soaked panties for her husband. She took off out the side door back to her house.
Bud was still turned on, with a big bulge in his shorts from all the sex talk. He went upstairs to spy on his slutty neighbor, who was getting undressed across the way, fully aware that Bud was watching. She tossed her panties onto the bed and headed to the shower. The sight of Marcy's pink panties laying there was too much for Bud. He hustled over and snuck into their house, then tiptoed upstairs where he could hear the shower running. The little pervert snuck into their bedroom where the panties were setting on the foot of the bed like a pot of gold.
