Fuck Parody
My lucky day. Here I am, in this fucking elevator with just one other person. The sex gods have shined upon me... the other person is super busty supermodel Kate Upton. I'm not her type. I'm big, fat, big head, beer belly, I fart and belch a lot... I still wanna fuck her brains out though.
She's standing in front of me. Skin tight jeans and knee high black leather boots... a tight, thin, black turtleneck top and brown leather jacket on. Her long, wavy blonde hair so perfectly styled. Great ass... nice and meaty. Kate just had a kid, so those always big tits are huge... filled with milk. God damn I wanna fuck her.
She's tall... like me. I lean against the back wall of the elevator and look her over. She looks back quickly, then turns back around. Kate can sense we checking her out... but she's used to it. When your that fucking hot and you're a famous supermodel...you've got horny dudes everywhere leering at you.
The elevator jumps, the comes to a halt. The lights blink off... then a few seconds later they come one. Elevator ain't moving though. It's silent. I'm still checking Kate out. My seven inch cock is too. It's hard in my jeans. I smirk... knowing there's a cock tent in my pants. Kate will see it when she looks back again. Fuck yeah she will.
"Come on elevator... move!" Kate blurts out, impatiently waiting for the elevator to start back up.
A voice comes on the speaker. "We're sorry for the inconvenience. We're having problems with the elevator service in the building, but we're working to resolve it, as fast as we can... Please be patient. Thank you."
"Damn!" Kate looks down, upset.
I wonder if she's clean shaven or bushy... maybe a thin landing strip. I'm not worried about the elevator. I'm thinking about those huge, natural milk jugs wrapped around my rock hard cock. I start rubbing my cock through my pants... still looking Kate over.
"Well... It looks like we're stuck here for a little while. My name's Kate by the way." The gorgeous supermodel goddess turns around... I stop rubbing myself... and holds her hand out. I shake it and give her a small smile, playing it cool.
"I know who you are babe... I'm James." Damn...she's fucking beautiful. Her baseball playing hubby has his hands full keeping the horny motherfuckers away from her. The asshole isn't in this fucking elevator though... (big smile).
"Oh... well... hello James. It's weird meeting like this... but it's good to meet you." Kate smiles... her eyes twinkle. She's got that sexual magnetism every super hot bitch has.
"Good to meet you too baby." I flash her a sly, confident smile.
"Baby?... You're pretty confident huh?" She gives me a kinda perturbed look... but I can tell she digs the confidence too. She's so used to guys falling all over their fucking selves when they meet her.
"Can I ask you something?" I ask, looking her right in the eye.
"Might as well... the damn elevator isn't working... looks like we're stuck here... so go ahead." Kate looks back at me... right in the eye, her hands in her pockets... I stare at those huge titties for a second... they're very distracting.
"When you meet a guy... do you expect them to go all gaga over you?"
"Not really... but they usually do."
"You like it when they don't... don't you?" I gaze deep into those beautiful eyes... I already know the answer.
Kate smiles and looks around for a second, caught off guard a little by my brazen question. "Yeah... I do. I like a confident guy... but I'm married... so..." Kate smirks at me and gives me a "sorry dude" look. She has no idea who she's talking to. I may not look the part... but I'm the baddest motherfucker in the biz at fucking bitches. I know them... I understand them... and I freak fuck them silly, anytime I want.
I look her over... with her looking right at me. She smirks in disbelief, that I would treat her like a piece of meat. I offer her a cigarette... she takes it. We start smoking in the elevator... no one else is there, so there's no one to bitch about it.
It starts warming up in the elevator, so Kate takes her leather jacket off and lays it on the floor in the corner. I check her ass out when she bends over. She sees me do it and shakes her head... smiling... I know women, like I said.
"You like my ass? You keep checking it out. Most guys are obsessed with my boobs... they ignore my ass. Are you an ass man James?" Kate smirks at me... arms crossed... puffs, then blows the smoke in the air. She raises her eyebrows at me, waiting for an answer.