Wrote this one shortly after Halestorm won a Grammy for their song Love Bites (So Do I), met Lzzy a couple years ago and she is exactly as this story describes her. There are some exaggerations to this story that didn't happen in reality.
I was sitting in the bar with a friend of mine having a few beers and we watched as this band came walking in through the front door. Barry looked at me and said, "Dude, that's Halestorm."
I laughed at him, "What in the hell is Halestorm doing here?"
"I'm not sure, but that's who that was," Barry said with a smile.
"Bullshit," I said, "I'll find out for sure." I walked over to the bartender since my beer was empty anyway.
"Another Bud?" the bartender asked me.
"Absolutely. So who's that band that just walked in a couple minutes ago?" I asked.
"It's Halestorm," the bartender said.
"Wow...what are they doing here?" I asked him.
"They know Jonathan the bar owner and they wanted to just set up and do some practice stuff without a whole lot of publicity so he told them they could set up here and play for a while if they wanted," the bartender told me.
"So nobody knows that they're here?" I said for clarification.
"It's not publicized. Lzzy, the lead singer said that she had sent out invites to fan club members and things like that in this area. So we should have some people start heading in here in the next little bit. I'd hang out and check them out, it won't be like a full-fledged concert or anything like that, but it will be a chance to get to hear them and some of their new stuff and get to meet them. I've met them and they are really very nice," the bartender allowed.
"Cool, sounds awesome," I said before I walked back to Barry.
"Well?" he asked as I slid back into our booth right across from him.
"You were right, it's Halestorm," I said looking at him.
"Damn, this is gonna be killer," Barry said. Then almost as an afterthought said, "We're going to stay and watch them aren't we?"
I looked at him, "That's a stupid question. This is Halestorm, and you know how I feel about Lzzy."
"Yeah, you get to see your little dream girl up on stage for you," Barry said in a very sarcastic tone.
A little over an hour later, there I stood right in the center of the front row staring up at Lzzy Hale as she played her guitar and sang her heart out. She was a singing and playing like a true dynamo, Barry leaned over and said, "The way she moves makes me think she would be wild as hell in the bedroom."
I looked at him and said, "Dude, what the fuck? You're always thinking with your dick and never your mind."
"I gotta hit the restroom," Barry said as he walked away through the crowd. It was amazing that before they got on stage that counting me and Barry along with the members of the Halestorm fan club that Lzzy had invited there were just over 25 people there, but once they started playing, there were easily over 200 people jammed into that little place and I wasn't about to give my spot as I was in heaven watching Lzzy perform right in front of me. Barry finally returned from the restroom and stood beside me as we watched this amazing performance.
The show had continued for well over an hour when Lzzy stopped singing and said, "Ok, we're going to wrap this thing up with one of our songs off the next album! It's called Love Bites (So Do I)!"
As Lzzy broke out into the song she started staring at me and smiling in a very predatory way. As the song was drawing to an end Lzzy removed her guitar and stepped to the front of the stage between her monitor speakers and then she jumped from the stage directly into my arms as she was still singing. I hadn't been ready for it and had to keep her from sliding back down so without thinking I grabbed her ass cheeks which were very firm inside her leather pants that she was wearing. I glanced over at Barry and his mouth hung open as if he were going into shock.
Lzzy took the microphone from her lips and said in my ear, "I'm so glad that you came tonight, I was afraid that you wouldn't make it until after I got back to my hotel room!"
I had no idea what she was talking about, I said, "I wouldn't have missed it for the world!"
"I'll tell you what, you hang out until I do this whole meet and greet with these fan club guys and then I'll come out here and hang with you and your friend for a bit before we head back to the room for the night, how's that sound," Lzzy said as she acknowledged the crowd around us.
"Sound amazing," I told her as I squeezed her ass cheeks again, amazed at the firmness of them in her leather pants.
As the show ended me and Barry returned to where we had been sitting earlier as the crowd started filing out and then shortly after that Lzzy came over to where we sitting and sat down beside me and said, "Introduce me to your friend."
"Lzzy this is Barry, he's been my best friend for many years now," I told her.
"Hello, Barry," Lzzy said as she extended her hand to shake his.
"Wow, hello, Ms. Hale it's an honor to meet you," Barry said as he looked at her shaking her hand.
"Thank you," Lzzy smiled.
We sat together talking and drinking more beers until, Lzzy let the cat out of the bag it became evident that she thought I was someone else. "So, Dale, after all those Tweets and private messages, I must say that you're quite a bit different than what I expected in person. You seem much more reserved, I had expected you to be aggressive and come on really strong but you're really a very sweet and very nice guy."
"Yeah, I can change who I am behind the electronic screen but in person this is more the real me, I have a shy side," I replied as I drank a bit more of the beer in front of me.
"I just hope that, you're not too shy later on," Lzzy said as her left hand found my right thigh and slid up it until she cupped my jean clad cock and began to tickle it with her very deft fingers. "I'm going to go get me another beer then we can get out of here, Dale."
As she walked up to the bar, Barry looked at me and said, "Dude, she thinks you're someone else!"
"I kind of figured that out, I don't have a Twitter and I've never private messaged her in my life," I told him