It was starting to occur to Dick that he had a very unusual girlfriend.
Of course, he didn't exactly think dating an alien princess who could fire energy blasts out of her eyes and hands would lead to a conventional, hell, a normal relationship...but ever since he started becoming more intimate with Kory, their relationship had gotten more and more depraved.
Not that Dick blamed her for that, or had a problem with it...and to be fair, he himself wasn't an angel either, with how he justified cheating on his girlfriend in order to "improve it"...which turned out to actually work.
But now he was in a self-proclaimed "open-relationship" which gave himself the grounds to go around and sleep with whoever he wanted, as long as at the end of the day his love still belonged to his girlfriend. And it wasn't a one-sided thing either. Dick could still vividly remember the threesome between Kory, Raven, and himself. Raven was pretty much their "sex-friend", or as Kory creatively titled it, a "fuck buddy."
Dick had a limit when it came to the sexual openness of Kory, and the two of them having a very physical bond with one of their, admittedly very attractive teammate was something he could overlook.
However, when his adoring and insatiable Tamaranean lover suggested that Dick and her celebrate buying a house for themselves (Dick was torn between whether it was a cottage or a villa) by getting a stripper, Dick found that idea well beyond what he was comfortable with.
"A stripper?" Dick exclaimed, trying not to overreact to Kory's antics. "Why do we need to pay someone to take their clothes off and do a sexy dance when you can do that for me for free?"
Kory adjusted her dark blue top, pushing up her large breasts for herself and Dick's amusement as she smiled at him through the bathroom mirror. They were both living in a small apartment at the moment, at least until Dick's deal with the real estate agent was finalized.
As she turned around to admire the rest of herself in the mirror, particularly her shapely rear-end in tight blue jeans, Kory replied casually, "But Dick, this is a special celebration! We have gained a home for ourselves!"
"So we're celebrating our relationship going to the next level by having a stranger strip for us...in this cramped apartment?" interjected Dick.
"Oh, don't worry, I know this woman! I was just talking to her the other day, and I know you'll like her like I do!" exclaimed Kory self-assuredly, brushing her seemingly endless red hair. "And she won't strip for us here, silly! She has a place where she works in Las Vegas--"
"You planned this?!?" retorted Dick, unable to believe what he was hearing, "I thought you were looking for potential recruits for the next Teen Titans?"
Kory put down her brush, rolling her bright green eyes with a sigh, "I did! And I found some promising potential Titans...but in my spare time, I also connected with some people;and one of them happened to be a stripper who gave me a discount all because of our friendship! X'Hal, isn't that wonderful?"
"It's something." answered Dick emptily, his many thoughts overwhelming him all at once. He already knew he wasn't going to say no to her...but when would he then? How far, or more accurately, how depraved would his relationship would Kory go if he just went along with things like this? He certainly wasn't complaining about the prospect of having a friend of Kory's strip for the both of them, Dick was just worried that he would take advantage of Kory's lewd nature at some point.
"Dick?" asked Kory worriedly, quickly sitting down on the bed next to him, noticing how quiet her lover had become, "Do- do you not wish to have a dancer strip herself naked in celebration? I am sorry if I am so enthusiastic about it, I just assumed- I never said that you had to have sex with the stripper..."
Dick shrugged and turned to Kory, "Kory, it's fine. This-all of this really- is kind of a new experience for me. So next time, could you at least give me a heads up about this kind of thing before you plan it?"
"Next time?" repeated Kory, a lovely smile appearing on her face, "Oh, joy! Does that mean you will join my friend and I in the celebration of our new home?"
"Yeah, yeah." said Dick, putting his blue and black jacket on, "But I doubt she'll be able to mesmerize me any more than you already do, Kor."
"Oh, Dick..." cooed Kory, pulling Dick in for a quick, yet passionate kiss. "Mmmn...you say that now-but wait until you see her. I might get jealous.."
"I doubt it." retorted Dick, "Anyways, Las Vegas is about eight hours away on my Nightcycle--and since we left the T-Jet in Titans Tower, it might be a while until we actually get there- so I hope you didn't have a schedule for this kind of thing-"
"Do not worry, Dick- I can carry you there!" interrupted Kory, emphasizing her flight abilities by floating a few feet above the ground, a smug grin on her face.
***
Thirty minutes later, they arrived in Las Vegas, with Kory thankfully saving Dick the embarrassment of being publically seen in a bridal carry by landing in a secluded area.
Throughout the slightly awkward flight there, Dick only thought about investing in getting an equivalent to the Batwing in the near future.
The city seemed more crowded than usual, with everyone seeming to have somewhere to go. As Dick and Kory moved through the crowd, only a small number of people gave Kory a few leery or lecherous glances. Maybe a few years ago everyone would've been more shocked or fazed by the sight of the 6'4 orange-skinned amazon walking amongst them, but as the unusual and colorful meta-humans and non-humans became more and more common, barely anyone gave Kory another glance.
Well, a few did--Kory's fans, or more accurately, Starfire's fan's, definitely noticed her. A small group of them were quickly magnetized by the Tamaranean's presence, all asking her to sign whatever they had on them, even their own bodies.
Far too experienced with Kory's adoring fans, Dick put his attention elsewhere, and noticed the direction his girlfriend was taking him. They were headed toward the big theater building that had a seemingly endless line spilling out from the entrance--and that's when Dick caught sight of a nearby poster with a very familiar face on it.
Behold the Lady of Wonder, the Mistress of Magic- Zatanna! Now showing in the Las Vegas Magic Theater at 7:00 PM tonight!
And at the center of this poster was Zatanna herself, striking a dramatic pose, one hand on her wand, the other on her top hat, using it to obscure some of her beautiful face. She had a mischievous, yet playful expression on her, like she knew all of your secrets. Dick couldn't get enough of that smile.
No--he used to not get enough of that smile! Sure, the sight of Zatanna after all of these years still slightly had an effect on him- but Dick wasn't by any means blown away by how gorgeous she had been since they dated all those years ago. Despite how distant the two of them had been since their break-up, Dick still made sure to keep tabs on her, and even watch some of her shows on TV...when no one was around.
Did he still love Zatanna? Dick didn't feel like re-connecting with his ex was the right way of finding out- getting intimate with her would mean a lot more than it did with Ivy or Raven, because Zatanna was someone he'd been very close with, he had a bond with her that rivaled-
"Kory!" snapped Dick a little harsher than he wanted to, "Why are we headed towards Zee's--this magic show? What about the other thing?"