All characters are 18 or older.
All similarities to persons living or dead are purely coincidental.
No really. Honest!
"I'm so glad you came with me! You're the best boyfriend ever!"
I smile up at Madison. I always have to look up at her a little when she is next to me, but today, as she's wearing her favorite boots, she's a good two inches taller than usual -- four inches taller than me. And she's hot. She really dressed up: Hot Pants, sequinned crop top. I might get jealous, but it seems I really Am the best boyfriend. At least when it comes to joining your girlfriend to the Cutter Quick concert - the line we are in consists pretty much of women only, for what I can see of it. I'm sure there's a guy somewhere back there in between the women. And when I say women, I mean it -- no girls, it was weird to see the concert has a strict 18+ age limit -- everyone here is an adult... Luckily I did get Madison the tickets for her 18th birthday, which I myself have passed more a year ago, so we're all good.
Still. Weird.
"Sir -- will you step out of the line, please?"
"Is something wrong?"
Madison looks at the security women - all security personnel seem to be women, at least the ones out in the open. Probably to make sure the mostly female audience doesn't feel intimated.
"No, everything's OK, you'll get to the concert in time, Ma'am. As a matter of fact, this may help you skip the line, really. Just standard procedure."
"I don't see you doing this to anyone else"
"Shh!"
Madison looks at me sternly as I object. I get it, she just wants to get through the check and into the stadium. But...
"Standard procedure for the male guests, that is. Sir."
I raise my eyebrow as I follow the two women. Or rather follow Madison, who pulls me after them by the arm, very determined to get this over with.
"What?"
"You've heard about the cancelled concert last year, I'm sure"
"Sure. Bomb threat... You don't think..."
I open my eyes wide. If they cancel this one, Madison will be devastated. So will I - the tickets cost me a fortune. I can't imagine the consequences if I ruin this for her.
"No, don't worry, everything's all right, we just upped the security measures ever since. To be on the safe side."
"For men only, though?"
I tip my head.
"Well. Yes..."
The taller security lady grins.
"You see, not only did the bomb threat come from a guy, pretty much every threat situation, from the severe ones down to online bullying or harassment of fans or Ms. Quick herself comes down to men."
I open my mouth, unsure what to say. That sounds... unfair. Also - perfectly legit. Men can the worst.
"Don't worry. It's nothing personal, we're sure you're absolutely harmless. You Do seem harmless."
"Oh, he is!"
Madison comes to my defense. I think. Not sure if being called that by my girlfriend is flattering, but I guess it helps. The two women nod.
"Cutter is VERY appreciative of every male fan of hers, few as there are, but still. The majority here are women, just trying to have the best time of their life. I'm sure you'll support us as good as you can in making that happen. For your... girlfriend?"
Madison nods. A bit hesitantly. She still doesn't seem comfortable to being called that in public, despite us being together for a few months now. I sigh, softly, then nod. Obviously, I would do anything to make her happy. Making a fuss that prevents us from getting into the biggest event in this city since - forever, the one she had talked about for weeks, would be... Not ideal. I nod.
"Sure. What do you want me to do?"
"We need you to strip"
I blink. Clearly I must have having misunderstood the taller security guard.
"Huh?"
"Not the smartest, is he?
Madison giggles at the guard's comment and I clench my teeth. Can't think of a good reply anyway.
"Get naked! Right now!"
"You want to strip search me?"
The two women look at one another then giggle.
"'Want' is way to strong a word, it's not that we're enjoying this, trust me. Seeing you guys naked is not the highlight of the job. But yes. Among other things, we have to see you naked. But it's not a strip search, that would imply you get your clothes back. Which won't happen! Not before the end of the concert."
My mouth drops open, even Madison looks perplexed now.
"You can't mean... that's... I'm to go to the concert - naked?"
"Not just you, obviously. Standard regulation for all men beyond this point. Making sure you can't sneak anything in. Makes everyone feel safer. Every woman that is. Cutter included. And your girlfriend, I'd assume."
"But that's preposterous!"
"Wow, what a big word. Maybe he's smarter than he looks. Would you like to call your lawyer?"
The two women chuckle.
"Look, it's as easy as that: Of course you don't have to do it, but then we'd have to ask you to leave. This is a private event location, house rules apply without exceptions. And the house rule for men... well... males today is..."
"I will not get naked!"
The taller one nods.
"You're at liberty to refuse, in which case we'll be happy to accompany you to the nearest exit, Sir. Naturally your companion can stay, if she wishes."
"Of course I'll stay!"
I stare at Madison, probably looking more pouty than I meant to.
"Oh come on, it's Cutter Quick!"
Yeah, I get it. I would have wished for some more support but it Is a huge event. And the worst case would be me just -- not seeing it with her.
"But.."
"I mean... if you want to come, you can. It's not a big deal..."
"Not a big... Getting in there naked in front of everyone?"
She shrugs, giggles.
"I mean... If All the men do it..."
The security women nod.
"You'd actually be the odd one out if we'd let you in clothed. Which we won't, just so you know."
"I cannot just... It's pretty cold out there..."
"Being in the crowd will warm you up, trust me", the taller woman replies.
"Least of your problems, You'll barley notice. It's not midwinter or something, after all. Have you seen the flimsy stuff Cutter wears on stage? And even your girlfriend doesn't wear that much - you guys are just such crybabies!"
I stare at her. blink, blushing, speechless.
"I... that.."
"OK, now, enough with the chitchat, you're not the only man we have to take care of. You get naked within the next minute or you get out!"
The taller one crosses her arms in front of her impressive chest. She looks pretty strong. I look over to Madison again. Not any support there. She just wants to get in and see Cutter. And if I want to be a part of that greatest day of her life so far, I'll have to...
I sigh, close my eyes.
"Fuck this shit... OK, OK, I'll do it!"
I pull the sweater over my head and feel the chill making my skin crawl -- I wasn't lying, it is not winter, yet, but its pretty late in the year for a stadium concert. Not that a star of Cutter's dimensions does much else these days.
Awkwardly I take off my shoes and pull my jeans down, standing in front of the security guards -- and my girlfriend -- in my boxers and socks, feeling really, Really self aware. I'm scrawny, pale -- a typical man in his late teens who spends too much time indoors, in front of screens.
Well, at least I'm not overweight, given my unhealthy diet, my taste for energy drinks and lack of psychical activity. Good metabolism, I guess. I assume that might change when I get older, but for now... well. My body isn't anything to phone home about anyway. And I'm suddenly painfully aware that Madison rarely ever sees me like this.
Once, to be exact. The first time we spent a night together, we both got naked, then she let me eat her pussy which was hot, but... well, that was it. And that's all we've done ever since. I stay dressed and take care of her needs. She hasn't touched my cock, like - ever. Hasn't shown any interest in seeing it either, just allowed me make her come.
Which is OK for me. Little weird. I never really told any of my buddies about our - limited sexual activities, they all think we're getting it on in full swing. But Madison says she's old fashioned, wants to wait to go any further than me eating her out...
"Ahem."
The taller security guard takes me out of my thoughts with an impatient gesture.
"The point is to prevent you from smuggling in anything dangerous. There's PLENTY of space to hide things in that piece of underwear."
The shorter colleague of hers snickers.
I blush, sigh, pull off my socks to win some time, then drop my boxers.
"Oh."
The higher ranking guard raises an eyebrow.
"Looks like you didn't hide anything dangerous in there. That's... definitely not very threatening. At all."
"Actually it's kinda cute... Don't think I ever had one that small."
Her partner grins as I gulp. I feel my head ready to explode. Madison cheers up visibly.
"Right? I don't have too much experience but I TOLD him it's pretty small. He claims it's average."
The two security guards snicker, then laugh.
"Oh. No. definitely below average. FAR below average."
"Might be a grower."
The shorter one interjects and I feel a wave of gratitude - for a second.
"Nah. Even if, there's a limit to that. From my experience - that thing won't get bigger than... four and a half inches?"
She looks at me curiously -- I look down, staying silent