"Sorry, dude." I laugh, downing my Slurpee... brain freeze and all. "JUMP... JUMP... JUMP..." I dig this song.
"WOOHOO, BABY! YEAH!" Mama is digging the hydro and music action. She's sitting in my lap, facing me. She pulls out them 34FF beauties and let's me motorboat em silly. BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR..... BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.... HOLY HOOTERS, BATMAN..... BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! I'm in huge titty heaven. Brain freeze goes away too. I lick, nibble, suck, kiss, rub, chew on, lap, lust all over, lickety lick some more... and motorboat... my horny way happily into huge titty euphoria. My mother's awesomely soft and lavishly lush tits all up in my super smiling face. HOT DAMN! HOT.... FUCKING... DAMN!!!
I turn the hydrolics off and take a breath. WHEW! Music turned down too. Cars honk and cheer as they pass. They know it's my van, so no dumbass trolls hassling me about not pulling off. I love the city of angels... freaky ones like me.
I smile at mama. Most beautiful mother ever. She smiles back so super sweet, lovingly caressing my face with both hands. We kiss passionately. All lovey dovey... then she greedily grinds my very appreciative lap, shaking her phenomenal phat ass titties for me. Mama always knowing how to make her only son smile so wide.
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When we get home, Spence heads inside to clean up. Mama heads inside to take a nice, long bubble bath... oh yeah... and I... well... I kick it with my homies. My girl Latifah (Queen Latifah), Gianna and two of my crew... Howard (The Big Bang Theory) and his wife Bernadette (The Big Bang Theory). Howard's an engineer... horny little one too. Bernie is a short, sweet, very busty little blonde beauty... with one very high pitched, sweet and squeaky little voice... who's a micro biologist. She works at my pharmaceutical company with my sis Penny (The Big Bang Theory). Slutty little thing. Howard doesn't know about that though. I really dig her.
We chill in my man cave down in the basement. Beverly Hills don't have too many basements, but I dig em, so I've got a real big one. Pimp ass one. Custom made 200 inch TV. A thing of beauty. Perfect for Super Bowls and porn. Especially mine. Pimp ass sound system too. All surrounded by my sound, bitch! Chillin, drinkin, smokin, and watchin... porn, and all the sweet titties in the room. Gianna's nude. I fucking love my big sis. She loves being nude. And she sure as fuck's got the body for it. Oh hell yeah on that one!
Gianna sits with me on my huge, black leather couch. She starts rubbing all up on my dick a lick with her horny ass foot while we all drink some Henny... Howard can't handle it, he almost throws up... and smoke some pimp ass ganjah. Room all smoky, and filled with the sweet aroma of big titties.
"Nigga... can't you even drink yo damn Henny without hackin and shit?" Latifah calls out poor Howard, who's still coughing. The little Jew dude has trouble with hard liquor. She shakes her head and downs the rest of hers. I fill her up and wink over at Bernie. Even she can handle the Henny. Sweet little thing.
"Sorry... I'm just not used to it." Howard looks a little ashamed of his timidness, drink wise.
"OK, dude. How about this? You down a glass of Henny... no coughing or gagging and shit... and you can fuck Gianna's tits." I throw down the horny gauntlet. Howard's interest peaks big time. He loves that idea. He also tries to remain calm, giving Gianna a real flirty, cocky look.
Gianna shakes her big ass titties for him, shaking her eyebrows... then laughs at cocky Howard. Ha. Dude has to prove himself first. The whole room starts laughing. Cool ass porno on TV though. Great timing. It's Gianna getting titty fucked by me. We're both dressed up like Bigfoot. An incest Bigfoot cosplay porno. FUCK YEAH! ROARRRRRRRRRRRR!
Howard looks at Bernie for approval. She shrugs her shoulders so he figures that she's cool with the challenge. Bernie gives me a sweet wink and smile. She makes it clear she's cool with me plowing her no matter what the fuck Howard drinks or doesn't drink.
Three attempts and two vomits later... second attempt was spilled in his lap... too much staring at Gianna's huge, heaving melons... and we have our answer. Howard can't keep the Henny down. (Cue The Price Is Right loser music)... Too much for his delicate taste buds. Gianna shakes her titties some more for Howard as a sort of consolation prize. He almost falls in the floor from staring so hard.
Gianna and Latifah smoke weed with him while I power bang Bernie in the bathroom. Had her bent over the sink, big titties jiggling wildly, blonde pussy creaming repeatedly. I was pulling her long blonde, wavy hair hard, my giant dick violently pummeling in and out of that tight, quivering cunt.
"FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!" Bernie digging my pussy pummeling. I pulled out and sprayed her 32D cans creamy white with my thick goo, completely covering them, nipple to nipple... and everywhere in between.
"Thank you, James. That was amazing. Mmmmmmmmm. So yummy! Mmmmmmmmmmm." Bernie smiling so sweet and slurping steadily all over my cum dripping super cock.
Just another day... to be continued... more fucking... more freaking... more Living Life To The Freakiest.
By : DickThePimp
