Ever since last summer, when Kathie Lee Gifford left the show, Regis has been holding auditions for the other seat. You know the seat where the woman sits and just looks beautiful while Regis wears his trademark suits and drinks his coffee. Well this last spring, Regis hit the jackpot with Kelly Ripa, one of the stars from "All My Children." Kelly was determined to do her best job right beside the famous host of "Who wants to be a millionaire" and look as beautiful as she can. But she didn't have fun for the first few months she was pregnant. Now, she had gotten out of the hospital with her new daughter. Everyone was waiting to see the beautiful baby, and they did. Kelly knew deep down inside that she wasn't having a great time besides the man. He was interrupting her and making smart jokes about her on national television. A new week started for Kelly but it would be very embarrassing.
Announcer: "Welcome and good morning to Live! With Regis and Kelly Ripa." They came out from the clear door and greeted the audience. "Hello, thank you, thank you," said Regis over the clapping of the audience. The both sat respectively on their stools. Kelly didn't like the stools, they hurt her perfect ass, and it wasn't that perfect since she had the baby but she was still looking great.
"Welcome, we have a great show today," said Regis "we have the star of sex and the city, Sarah Jessica Parker"
"And we have Jessica Alba from Dark Angel" said Kelly in a low voice. You could barely hear her over the audience clapping. "And musical guest Jessica Simpson" the crowd settled down in their chairs.
"Gelman, what a coincidence, we have an all Jessica show today" said Regis.
"It just happened, we had no idea" responded Gelman. Regis gave Gelman a weird look and the crowd laughed.
"Well I love all three Jessica's" said Kelly the audience laughed.