"Well, funny man?" Becky Lynch asks you again. "Why are you so tired?"
You try to come up with a lie. After all, Becky Lynch is your favorite SmackDown superstar, and you don't necessarily want her to know you've just come from sleeping with another one. You have to think on your feet.
You come up with a solution. She calls you funny man, right? You'll just have to come up with something funny to say.
"I've been running for my life."
Becky plays along. "Why is that?"
"I told Samoa Joe it's not very ladylike for him to walk around with his boobs out."
Becky just stares at you at first, almost as if she doesn't know what to think. Then, she throws her head back in an uproar of laughter. "That was great, funny man!"
She takes a moment to compose herself. You start to walk away, but she grabs you by the arm.
"Hey," she says, "I know I just met you, but I have an idea. I've been traveling on my own for a long time. I would love some company for the next few weeks. Especially company that can make me laugh. I'll pay for your food and everything. I just need a travel buddy."
You don't even have to think about this. Any chance to spend an extended period of time with Becky Lynch is an opportunity you're going to take. "Sure," you say, "I'd love to travel with you!"
She gives you a hug in response, and even though you just had an orgasm about two minutes ago, you're starting to feel some activity in your pants again.
"Great," she exclaims. "Just let me get changed into my day clothes and we can head out."
You wait for Becky outside her locker room, fighting the urge to be a creep and peep in on her. As you wait, Billie Kay approaches you.
"For the record," she says, "I had nothing to do with that angle. I never would have planned that, great penis or not."
"It's okay," you say. "Peyton and I...we settled our differences."
"Glad to hear it," Billie says as Becky steps out and you follow her out to her car, taking the passenger seat and you go off to your next destination.
You spend the first couple of hours of the trip getting to know each other. She talks about growing up in Ireland, and you tell her all about your career and some childhood stories. Eventually, you happen upon a country road with some cow pastures along the side.
"Mooooo!" you suddenly hear from the gorgeous redhead driving the car.