"What have I gotten myself into now," Levi Johnston muttered as he parked his truck in front of his apartment. He'd just asked Bristol to marry him, and now they were stuck. Soon it would be all over the news and there'd be no way out.
He unlocked the front door and dropped his backpack in the hallway despondently. He could feel the noose tightening around his neck with every second that ticked by. All he wanted now was a beer and maybe to rub one out to some porn. He kicked the fridge shut and shoved the door of his bedroom open.
She was naked on the bed, flipping through his copy of Playgirl. He almost dropped the beer when he saw her.
"Hello, Levi."
"Hello, ma'am." His future mother-in-law slowly stood and crossed the room to him.
"I know what you did."
He gulped and took a hard swallow of beer to clear his throat. "You do?"
"Yes. Bristol can't keep secrets from me. I know you've asked her to marry you again. And I want just one thing from you now."
Levi took another drink of beer and reached out to run the cold bottle over one of Sarah Palin's hard nipples. "What's that, ma'am?"
She arched her back and reached down to stroke the front of his pants. "I want you to fuck me, Levi. Fuck me the way you know I like it."
She took the beer out of his hand and poured a little down the front of her body, arching as he lowered his head to lick the suds off her breast. She clutched his head and moaned.
"Yes, you illiterate gorilla. Fuck me. Fuck me so hard you put another baby in me."
Sarah pulled his shirt off over his head, raking her nails down his back as he tugged her nipples with his teeth. She whipped his belt out of the loops on his jeans and threw it enthusiastically across the room. The button on his jeans almost popped out when she yanked his pants open, thrusting one hand into his fly and finding him without boxers.
"Like that?"
"I like it. Fuck me, Levi. Fuck me till I can't walk."
He kicked his jeans off his feet and backed her over to the bed, pushing her down on her knees next to it. He took another swig of beer as she licked his cock from root to head, expertly swirling her tongue around the head. She looked up at him and he plunged his fingers into her hair, holding her in place. Absently, he combed his hands through her hair and pulled the Bump-It free, flinging it carelessly across the room. She moaned deep in the back of her throat as he tightened his fingers in her hair and pulled her face forward on his long, thick cock.
"Mmm. Yes. Choke on it, Sarah. Eat my big dick."
She plunged his cock down her throat enthusiastically, her tongue working his balls and her throat muscles milking him. He felt himself getting harder, even harder than he'd been in his truck that night two and a half years ago when Bristol had finally, finally shucked her panties and let him into her tight snatch.
"Oh, ma'am, you suck dick better than your daughter, you know that?"