Parker looks taken aback by being asked to tell a story but sits up cross legged on the sofa and starts, "A few years ago I was breaking into this gallery in LA stealing some drawing made by Giorgio Vasari and it was going really well."
A Few Years Before
With the grace of a gymnast Parker jumps off the window still and free falls 10 feet before the cord snaps back holding her in place saving her life as she hangs a few feet away from another window sill. Being that close to danger makes Parker smile, her bright white teeth the only stand out thing about her all black outfit covered in ropes, harnesses and tools of her trade. Moving up standing on the cold concrete ledge Parker quickly pulls a long thin bit of wire from her bag and cracks open the lock on the window. Careful she breaks the rope off leaving it hanging as her escape then slowly slides in though the open window. Parker climbs down from the window inside the dark and cold art museum then moves across the floor, checking for traps and silent alarms while in her head remembering the layout to the building she spend all of yesterday walking around.
Slowly moving forward Parker easily hides in the shadows of the tall pillars littering the gallery easily making her way out into the main hallway. Looking up Parker remembers the rare and priceless drawings are on the 3rd floor so makes her way across to the stairs when a beam of torch light is flashed inches away from her right ankle. Parker moves back until she is pressed up against the wall and the beam of light moves away, Parker counts the loud shoe steps of the 50 year old guard she knows works the nightshift until the sound fades into the background. Too easy she thinks sinking into the dark shadows sneaking up the stairs, her black pumps making no sound on the polished marble floor as she creeps up floor by floor staying in the shadows. Her all in one black cat suit lets her disappear into the dark still shadows of the museum easily hiding her from any cameras watching until finally on the 3rd floor Parker spies the room at the end of the hall with the expensive drawings.
Parker thinks about the money she will get for this hoping the guy will give her the cash without asking her out on a date, Men are always doing that to her and she is starting to get sick of it. She still has no idea or why the guy who wants the drawings thinks he can take her to heaven in a bed but he keeps saying it with an odd look on his face that makes Parker want to Taser him. Parker keeps hearing him say the word sex but he still won't explain simply what it's all about he just keeps shaking his head asking if she ever heard of the birds and bees. Her foster mom once tried talking about the birds and the bees but Parker never got far trying to work out how a bird and a bee could fall in love and the challenges they would face together. She also didn't understand her foster mother's anger when she tried to get a bird into her old wedding dress, so what if it was dead it needed to be a good fit for another bird one day. Parker shakes her head creeping into the wide open art room her big eyes focused in on the rare drawings placed in the middle of the open guard less room.
Sneaking up Parker sprays a small aerosol can to check for laser beams round the drawings and is upset to find none, this is almost easy no fun at all she thinks pouting. She wanders up counting the 6 drawings needed for full payment carefully picking them off the stands then rolling them up to be placed in a protective tube she has holstered on her back. Tucking them away and sealing the lid Parker creeps out of the room looking down seeing the flash of the guard's torch several floors below her. Parker sighs if the guard is already on another sweep she will have to wait for him to get to this floor before it is safe for her to leave. Not a flaw in the plan merely an annoying drag but luckily Parker likes waiting, most her life has been spend sitting down cross legged waiting for something, waiting for people to stop yelling at her or waiting to feel normal. Parker knows she is not the average girl but there is no way would she ever want to be as boring as a normal girl but having tracked round this museum for 3 days she had seen a lot of hand holding, cheek kissing and all that other gross stuff Disney movies are full of.
One day maybe one day that won't be yucky for me Parker thinks wondering if she could meet a nice person who liked going though tight air ducts and leaping off sides of buildings. Her first date was never up too much then again what hope is there for a boy who can't even steal a wallet without getting the police involved. So what if his Dad was a lawyer Parker was sure she could have made an honest thief out of him till he pleaded insanity and ran away to military school. Taking a seat on the cold hard floor Parker relaxes, drawings tucked up safe and the guard slowly making his way up stairs stopping only to cough up 30 years worth of cigarette smoke after each long burst of stair climbing. Closing her eyes Parker takes a deep breath pulling the black hat off her head to let her long blonde hair loose and that's when she hears a loud groan coming from a few metres away. The sudden noise shocks and for a second Parker thinks she is discovered but when she hears the groan again she knows that the sound is coming from further down the corridor. Parker sits down no longer on alert but the sound happens again and the noise is really starting to bug Parker.
She likes the silence of an empty room and that stupid noise is ruining her quiet time. Also any loud noise might bring the guard up here to investigate and Parker doesn't want anyone to find the drawings have been taken until she is free and with her money. She slowly starts to move quietly down the corridor straining her ears trying to pick up the sound again and is rewarded seconds later with the loud groan. Parker is starting to hate that groan, that groan is ruining her perfectly good plan to break in and rob this museum as she sits up starting to crawl quicker along the dark corridor towards the noise. Hearing the groan again a new thought enters Parker's brain and that is the groan sounds an awful lot like a person. A woman Parker thinks it's a woman making that deeply odd sound but Parker can't figure out why and why the sound is coming right from the very end of the corridor. Parker didn't go this way on her reconnaissance mission as there were too many guards but now crawling under the aid of shadows she drifts down the hall to a marble covered wall. Parker hears the groan again and she gets a funny feeling she can't explain, the groan it's a nice groan.
Shaking her head Parker wonders how a groan can be so nice then she hears it again along with another groan a deeper groan. Why would a guy and girl be groaning at each other? Parker thinks deeply confused as the stolen drawings poking into her spine unless they are working out or lifting something heavy. She kneels down looking to hear the strange moaning sound again wondering if it is coming though the wall for a second not noticing the small wooden door on her right. Bright light is blaring out from underneath it and the groans of a man and woman are getting louder with shorter breaks in-between each groan are coming from behind the wooden frame. Parker is becoming more and more curious to find out what the noise is she has never heard anything like it and the curiosity is making her incredibly unfocused. Parker gets brave she knows carrying stolen good and going into an unknown door is wrong but she wants to know what those groans are so she stands up and boots open the door.
"OH MAN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING," a young man screams in terror as Parker kicks the door open, His hard cock in his hand still rubbing it before his brain catches up to the sudden intrusion by a sexy dressed in black blonde.
Light floods into Parker's eyes and she sees the shouting man with his pants around his ankles, security guard shirt on and holding his large cock in his hands. Her eyes turn from the clearly embarrassed man to the TV screen where a man and a woman are naked; the man on top of the woman almost doing press up's in Parker's eyes and both are making that mysterious moaning sound. The poor man stares with disbelief and amazement as a hot blonde woman wearing a skin tight black catsuit wandering into the room, her big eyes glued to the TV screen.
"Hey what's this?" Parker asks the deeply confused semi naked man who is so shocked by Parker's arrival and door kicking he still has not pulled up his pants.
"Erm what sorry why did you break in here hell how did you get in the museum in the first place we are closed," He says trying to get the blood flowing back into his brain still confused beyond measure.
Parker looks at the man for a second with his pants down and shirt untucked, He looks like a museum guard but Parker doesn't remember seeing him on any of her previous trips to this museum. He looks nice she thinks a very nice almost innocent face like the caring parents who used to come to her adoption homes and take the nice normal kid's home to be raised happy. Nice is the only word that comes into Parker's mind looking at him maybe it's the fact his big penis is dangling out or the fact he doesn't own a gun to shoot troublesome thieves like her. Something about him relaxes Parker, more relaxed than she has ever felt in front of a boy maybe it's the shocked wide eyed look on his face or the fact he is watching the strange video making the crazy moans that have drawn Parker to him. Whatever the reason is Parker likes him and feels that connection enough to ask him about the moaning and the fact he is watching two naked people grinding around with each other.
"Oh I'm a thief but forget that what is this," She asks pointing at the screen where the hot large breasted brunette is now on all 4's taking the man's penis in her hole, a sight Parker has never seen before yet looks weirdly good to her wondering eyes.
"It's just a porno, MILF Fuckers 6 I think it's called," says the man, "Wait you said you were a thief why would you say that? And why tell me?"
"I said forget it, it's not important but what's a porno and why were you rubbing your penis too it," Parker says finally tearing her eyes away from the screen to look at the young guard fully in his unclothed state.
The guy's youthful face flushes red as the beautiful blonde stares at his exposed body and so quickly he grabs his pants yanking them back up over his still stiff cock.
"Oh sorry did I stop you from getting changed," Parker says clearly not knowing what she walked in on, "It's just I heard voices in the corridor so I came to check it out and wondered why they are naked doing that funny thing."
The guard feels like slapping himself in the face as this has to be a dream, young woman in tight black catsuit's don't just burst in and start asking the most basic questions about sex. He looks at Parker who is watching the busty porn star taking a pounding doggy style with an amazed quizzical look on her bright pale face.
"Erm well a porno is sex, it just shows two people having sex and I was masturbating to it you know gaining pleasure from thinking about the act of sex," The guard says hoping the embarrassed heat coming from his face doesn't make him melt as he stammers over his words confused by the hot blonde asking such a question.