Lets Be Batman Pt 29

The heroes surrounded the great table in the center of the Justice League Watchtower, all of them in a deep discussion.

"I don't know, something definitely seems off with him," Hal Jordan was saying. Green Arrow was nodding in agreement. Opposite him was Wonder Woman, who was sitting stone-faced.

"I'd say so!" Aquaman said unhappily. His arms were crossed. "The man cucked me!"

"'Cucked?'" Cyborg asked from the far end of the table.

Aquaman frowned deeply. "You know, philandered! Fraternized! Pu-"

"Fucked," The Flash finished. "He's saying Batman fucked his wife."

Aquaman nodded fiercely in agreement. "Can you imagine? One of the great heroes of our time, a supposed beacon of light for you humans, and he... he... violates my sweet, gentle Mera! Can you imagine Batman doing that?"

To the side, both Hawkgirl and Vixen blushed violently. Wonder Woman blinked slightly faster than normal.

"If what you say is true..." Cyborg began."

"IT IS TRUE!" Aquaman yelled, slamming his fist on the table. He quickly checked his hair to make sure it hadn't gone askew.

"Well, okay, but how are we to know that Mera didn't seduce him?"

Aquaman stood up from his chair? "Excuse me???" He asked.

Cyborg put up his hands nonthreateningly. "I'm just saying, maybe it wasn't Batman's fault.

"How dare you, sir!" Aquaman responded. "My Mera would never betray me like that! Batman must have tricked her, or given her something. She is pure & innocent."

Green Arrow & Cyborg blushed violently at this. Green Lantern blinked slightly faster than normal.

"How is Mera, anyway?" Vixen asked. "Are you two okay?"

Aquaman sat back in his chair. "We both decided that it would be good for our relationship if we took a little break. She's been training some of our more disobedient soldiers." Aquaman couldn't help but smile proudly. "They say she's doing a great job! From what I understand, those boys are getting worked by her day & night!"

The table groaned. Under his breath, Cyborg muttered, "Jesus, dude..." Aquaman looked around confusedly.

"Oh, my friend," Green Arrow said, patting Aquaman on the shoulder, "You really need to get that under control." He laughed heartily.

"Oh, you're one to talk," The Flash said snidely. "Especially considering how Black Canary has been spending her nights."

Green Arrow's laughter slowly died out. "...What?"

Flash laughed. "Oh, I guess you were too busy with Arrowette to keep up on your ex. From what I hear, she's been keeping the Batcave warm lately."

Green Arrow's eyes went wide and then narrowed. "Fuck you, Wally." He began to stand up.

"That's enough," Wonder Woman said quietly. The room snapped to attention. They knew that Wonder Woman didn't speak unless she had come to a decision about something. "We all know that the world is at risk, especially with Superman investigating that rumor about his home planet."

The room nodded; they were all tired.

"That goes double for Batman," Wonder Woman continued. Aquaman opened his mouth to speak but Wonder Woman's glare quieted him. He crossed his arms unhappily. "We all know he has been working overtime to solve the mob problem in Gotham City. We just need to give him some space."

The Flash piped up quickly. "Speaking of space, I guess Batman has been filling up a lot of space in Black Ca-"

The Green Arrow leapt across the table, his hands searching for The Flash's neck. The Flash was a blur, running around the table and putting the Green Arrow in a chokehold. Everyone ran to them to break up the fight.

"THAT'S ENOUGH," Wonder Woman yelled, bringing the room to a standstill. They all stood, still holding on to one another, as silence filled the room. After a few seconds, an alarm began to sound. Martian Manhunter came from the next room with a report.

"Giganta is currently on a rampage," He monotoned. "She is currently making her way towards Gateway City."

"I'll go," Hal Jordan said. "I can get there quickly."

"No," Wonder Woman responded. "Giganta is my responsibility."

The other members of the Justice League noticed a small smile form on Wonder Woman's mouth, one that would be imperceptible if one wasn't used to her grim demeanor.

"I'll take Batman," She declared, "And check up on him. If he's the man we've all come to know, he'll have no problem taking down Giganta."

The other members of the Justice League nodded. It seemed like a good idea for all of them. Only The Flash smiled.

"Speaking of Giganta, I hear that's what Black Canary called Batman's di-"

"I'll kill you!!" Green Arrow shouted. The room fell into a clamor once more.

***

Tommy was currently running as fast as he could, bullets whizzing past him. He was being chased by a madman, one who was quickly gaining ground on his prey. Tommy ran through Gotham's waterfront, trying as best he could to put something between him and his assassin. Tommy couldn't believe that the villain was able to keep up with him.

'Man,' He thought, 'This guy runs really fast for a guy who wears a dress.'

The Tally Man was Great White Shark's favorite assassin and one who was incredibly deadly. That he also wore a ridiculous costume was beside the point. The man wore a tall blue hat and a long blue... frock, or something. To Tommy it was a dress. He had a long pointy nose and wide, white teeth. He called after Tommy as he chased him.

"I'll get you, Batman!" Tally Man shouted. "Your debt is long past due and I'm here to collect!"

Another gunshot whizzed past, dangerously close to Tommy's head. Tommy rounded a shop corner and pushed himself fast against the wall. He crept to the corner and stuck out his foot as Tally Man passed, tripping him. Tally Man landed with a thud and his gun went skidding about 10 feet away. Tommy ran towards Tally Man and jumped on top of him. The villain was clever, though, and flipped Tommy over him. They both came up from the ground at the same time. Tally Man swore when he realized Tommy stood between him and his gun.

"Let's see how tough you are without your gun," Tommy said with a sly smiled.

"I am going to execute you like the dog you are!" Tally Man hissed in response. The two men prepared to battle, likely to the death, when they suddenly turned to the side and noticed that a woman was standing next to them.

A Wonder Woman.

"I need you to come with me, Batman," She said.

Tally Man and Tommy looked at each other. "Um, can it wait?" Tommy asked. "I'm kind of in the middle of an epic battle with this guy."

"Yeah, I was actually going to have to kill him," Tally Man added.

Wonder Woman sighed. "How long is that going to take?"

The two man seemed to be thinking.

"About 10 minutes," Tommy said.

"Yeah, that sounds about right," Tally Man said.

Wonder Woman tapped her foot. "I can't wait that long. You need to come with me now."

"Well I can't just leave this guy free to roam the streets of Gotham," Tommy said, referencing Tally Man.

Wonder Woman sighed again. She walked up to Tally Man and grabbed him by the collar. With a casual movement she threw him, sending him screaming. He flew high in the air and out over the water. Tommy heard his scream venture off into the night air as he disappeared from view. Tommy couldn't even see the splash.

"Can we go now?" Wonder Woman asked. Tommy, wild-eyed, nodded his head quickly.

Wonder Woman grabbed Tommy and lifted him to the top of a nearby building. She dropped him with carelessly onto the ground and he fell in a heap. As he picked himself up, he scurried to catch up to Wonder Woman. She walked swiftly towards the center of the roof.

"You're not doing a very good job of pretending to be Batman," Wonder Woman called over her shoulder. "The other members of the Justice League are getting suspicious."

Tommy was annoyed. "How could they know? Crime is actually down since I took over," He said proudly.

"Well, there's the whole fucking Aquaman's wife thing, for starters," Wonder Woman said, stopping and glaring at Tommy.

He suddenly became sheepish. "Oh," He said quietly. "In my defense, she-"

"I don't care," Wonder Woman said, cutting him off. "Superman went off on his mission and Batman decided to go with him, not even telling... anyone," Wonder Woman said after a pause.

"Yeah, what the fuck?" Tommy asked. This had been bothering him for a while. "Why didn't he tell anyone? Why all the secrecy?"

Wonder Woman stopped near the middle of the roof and began to move her hands in the air. "I don't know," She said, "But Batman had a good reason. He always does. If he didn't want the Justice League to know what was going on, it's because he didn't trust someone in the Justice League. Watch your head."

"What?" Tommy said as he walked towards Wonder Woman. "Watch wha- AHH FUCK!!" Tommy yelled out as something bonked him on the head. He collapsed to the ground, holding just above his eye. He looked up, bewildered.

"Invisible plane," Wonder Woman said. She was trying to suppress a smile. "Get in."

Tommy got up off the ground and fumbled for some sort of opening. Wonder Woman finally came over to his side and hoisted him up into the plane. He looked around in amazement. Wonder Woman hopped into the pilot's seat and the plane took off into the sky.

***

"So where exactly is Batman?" Tommy asked.

Wonder Woman gave him a long look. "You wouldn't understand," She finally said.

"Just tell me," Tommy said, annoyed. He didn't like being treated like a child.

Wonder Woman glanced sideways at him as they jetted through the air. "Fine," She said. "Do you know what the multiverse is?"

Tommy tried to think. "...No," He said.

"Well, the multiverse is..." Wonder Woman explained the multiverse. It was long and complex and really weird.

"Understand?" She asked when she was done.

Tommy tried to think. "...No," He said.

"Yeah, I didn't think so," Wonder Woman replied. "Basically, Superman & Batman became convinced that someone was trying to tear open our universe to establish themselves as the ruler of all the different universes in existence. Superman was going to go into the different universes to see if he could find out who was tearing our universe from the other side. Batman, apparently, went with him but didn't tell anyone in the Justice League. He must have suspected someone in the Justice League is involved but Batman didn't want to tip them off to what he knew."

Tommy nodded. "Oh okay," Tommy said, feigning comprehension. He waited for Wonder Woman to follow up but she flew silently. He tried to think of conversation.

"So, about the last time we ran into each other..." He began.

Wonder Woman snapped her head at him. "We are not discussing that," She said.

"Oh," Tommy said meekly. "I just wanted to apologize and-"

"Apology not accepted," Wonder Woman said quickly. She refused to look at Tommy. "When we are done with our job today you are never to speak to me again. Don't even look at me. Ever." She glanced at Tommy to let him know she was serious; he quickly looked away from her breasts and nodded.

"After our job today... hey, where ARE we going?" Tommy asked. "You never told me what's going on."

"We're going there," Wonder Woman replied, directing down through the cockpit to the ground below.

"What the fuck...?" Tommy muttered. There, rampaging through a neighborhood, was the largest woman Tommy had ever seen. The woman was at least 30 feet tall and seemed to be getting larger. She had fiery red hair and a thick build, her shoulder broad across her chest. She was well-built everywhere, actually; Tommy noted with childish amusement that these were definitely the largest breasts he had ever seen.

She wore a leopard-print two-piece outfit. Her top stretched at her breasts, with one strap slung over her right shoulder. Her skirt was short, barely halfway down her thighs, and Tommy wondered what kind of view the people below were getting. After all, she was dressed like a jungle woman and Tommy didn't think jungle women wore underwear...

Wonder Woman landed her invisible plane a safe distance away from the giantess. Tommy tried to exit the plane and bumped his head once again; he swore. Wonder Woman jumped effortlessly to the ground and waited for Tommy to make his way out of the plane. He missed a foothold somewhere and fell, landing with a thud on the ground below. As he picked himself up, Wonder Woman began directing him.

"Stop Giganta," Wonder Woman told him, motioning towards the woman who was currently tearing a bus in half.

"What? How the fuck am I supposed to do that?" Tommy asked.

"Use your brain," Wonder Woman said. She was suppressing a smile again.

Tommy looked at her like she was crazy. "Look, no offense but you're like the strongest person alive and I'm a dude dressed like a bat. Shouldn't you take care of this?"

Wonder Woman resumed her usual seriousness. "The Justice League needs to believe that you are Batman," She said icily. "Batman could stop Giganta in his sleep."

Tommy looked at Giganta. She seemed to have gotten taller, or at least looked taller from the ground. "Fuck me," He muttered to himself. He began to walk towards Giganta.

"Hey, you!" He called out, waving his arms. He wasn't quite sure he knew what he was doing. "You should, uh, stop," Tommy said. He hadn't meant to have his voice sound quite so high.

Giganta looked at him, casually dropping a palm tree from her hands. It fell onto a house. She leaned forward to peer at Tommy. "Why should I?" She said with a laugh. "Who's going to stop me? You?" She laughed again, this time heartily. Tommy could feel the ground shaking.

"Um..." Tommy glanced up at Giganta. 'Definitely no underwear,' He thought. He looked behind him to get support from Wonder Woman. She was nowhere to be found. "

Yeah, me. Stop now or I'll zap you with my... shrinking ray," Tommy shouted to her.

Giganta laughed again and tried to stomp Tommy with her foot. He jumped to the side, just missing her attack. A giant footprint was left in the asphalt. Tommy scrambled up again and tried to think of a plan. As he thought, another voice sounded through the air.

"Hey, Giganta!" The voice called out. It was Wonder Woman, hovering in the air behind Giganta. As Giganta turned to face her nemesis Wonder Woman produced a small pouch. She threw the contents of the pouch in Giganta's face. It appeared to be a purple powder. Slowly, it dawned on Tommy what it was and he felt the back of his utility belt to find Poison Ivy's love potion. It was gone.

"Oh shit," He said quietly.

Wonder Woman flew down to Tommy's position as Giganta began to cough violently. She also began to shrink, each cough bringing her smaller and smaller. She collapsed to her knees in a violent fit as she shrunk to what was apparently her normal size. She was still at least 7 feet tall and could still probably snap Tommy like a twig.

As Tommy watched in horror, he felt Wonder Woman's lips close to his ear. Even as he knew what was happening, feeling her so close to him made his dick rise.

"Now we're even," Wonder Woman whispered into his ear. She shoved him, sending him flying into Giganta. Tommy turned to her but she was gone once more, flying into the sky. Tommy turned back around as Giganta's coughing subsided and she began to speak.

"What are you... what was..." She said, blinking hard. She got back to her feet and looked around, as if in a daze. Her eyes glanced at Tommy and then suddenly looked down. He looked down as well and saw that his erection was forming a tent in his suit. Both of their eyes went wide, Giganta's in lust and Tommy's in fear.

"Oh shi-" Tommy began to say again when suddenly Giganta was on top of him, dropping him onto his back. She reached into his suit and pulled out his dick, tugging on it violently. Tommy groaned in pain and pleasure at once, hoping that this fierce woman didn't pull his dick clean off. She tugged it quickly, her breaths raspy and audible. When she seemed satisfied with the size of Tommy's dick, she straddled him and quickly stuck his dick inside herself. She dropped her full weight on Tommy, burying his dick inside her. Tommy thought he might cry.

The giantess pogoed on Tommy's dick, each time taking his full dick inside her and smashing Tommy's pelvis. He squeaked each time she did so, barely able to handle her weight. Giganta groaned loudly as Tommy's dick filled her up as best it could.

"God I needed this!" Giganta cried out, leaning backwards and pumping her hips on Tommy's dick. Tommy couldn't help but enjoy it, despite his terror; he placed his hands on Giganta's hips to steady her as she rubbed his dick against her G-Spot.

As she fucked him, Giganta took one hand and began to massage her pussy. Her groans were loud in the air. Tommy was surprised to see that her nails were manicured and painted with bright red polish. Even giants need to take a spa day, he guessed.

Tommy tried to fuck Giganta as best he could, hoping that making her cum might cause her to get off him and relieve the pain in his hips. It was no use, though; Giganta's weight was pinning him down to the ground.

"Nnnngggghhh!" Giganta screamed, her hand still working herself as she pumped herself on Tommy's dick. She brought her other hand up and began to massage her tits, tearing off her top to do so. She had great breasts that were large even for her frame; they were large enough that Giganta could bring it up and lick them. Tommy shuddered when she did so and realized that he was actually enjoying this a little bit.

"Make me cum!" Giganta yelled out. She looked at Tommy fiercely, expecting him to immediately meet her demands.

"I'm trying," He replied back. There wasn't much he could do; she had him buried in the ground and he couldn't move.

"MAKE ME CUM!" Giganta roared at him. She slapped him hard across the face. Her anger seemed to be making her even larger.

"Okay, okay, Jesus!" Tommy yelled back. He inserted two fingers above his dick (there was space now), and he held his fingers inside to fill her up. Giganta groaned ferociously and began to once again hop on Tommy's dick, slowly crushing him under her growing frame. He gritted his teeth to keep from sobbing.

"AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Giganta screamed, the orgasm finally hitting her. Tommy was relieved as well; Giganta wasn't quite dropping onto his dick anymore as her orgasm hit and he found some much needed relief for his poor hips.

Giganta, meanwhile, was still growing. As her orgasm raged, she grew taller and taller, straddling Tommy as she did so. She eventualy grew so tall that she outgrew the length of his dick, her pussy ascending high into the air. Tommy, for the first time, felt small.

As Giganta grew her orgasm seemed to intensify, her voice booming as each wave hit her. Tommy wasn't sure how tall she was now; she looked enormous, whatever her exact height. He scrambled to his feet to avoid a drop of cum from Giganta's pussy that had dripped out, the splash almost hitting him. Tucking his dick back into his pants, Tommy started to retreat. He turned his back to Giganta and took a few steps before he heard a fateful bellow.

"MORE!" Giganta yelled out. Tommy slowly turned around and looked up at Giganta, now towering high above him.

"You're too big for me now, how the fuck am I supposed to get you off?" He asked. He genuinely wanted to know.

"MORE!!" Giganta said. Her face was a mix of anger and lust, her hair wild and her outfit now completely useless. She reached down and grabbed Tommy, holding him by his feet. He thought she was going to kill him. Only gradually, as Giganta fell onto her back, did he realize she was planning something much, much worse.

Giganta, lying on her back, started to bring Tommy towards her pussy. Tommy let out a high-pitched scream. Only as Giganta began to insert him into her pussy did Tommy manage to get a hand free to insert his rebreather that allowed him to breathe underwater. He hoped to God it would work.