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Lara Crofts Handyman

Lara Crofts Handyman

by cadeauxxx
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Author's Note: This story is completely fictional and did not happen. All names of characters are fictional and were made up. Please do not copy and plagiarize my work.

This story was written for my good friend Fran Harmonica. The idea came entirely from him, along with the character and theme.

This is the classic version of Lara Croft, as seen in the original games and recent remasters. It takes place after Tomb Raider 1 and shortly before the 2nd game.

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Surrey, England, 1997

A sunny sky made for a bright, warm day at Croft Manor. Birds chirped outside. Their noises were only interrupted by the rattling of glass of a blue teapot and cup on a metal plate. Footsteps in the gravel made an older man's presence known beyond his faint muttering. No matter where she went across her massive estate, Lara Croft could depend on her loyal butler Winston eventually finding her. It was part of his job to tend to her every need, even if it meant walking around outside carrying tea until he found her. On a hot summer day like this, it was important for her to stay hydrated while doing her usual training exercises. Today wasn't any different than any time spent before. Lara was always training when she wasn't busy doing research on artifacts related to her travels. As that was the case since her most recent adventure across the globe last year.

The ballroom was previously used as a personal gym for training. After Lara returned home, she spent money remodeling the room back to the fancy interior decorations it once sported. The large empty space wasn't shared by anyone except her and Winston. Outside the gym had been turned into what Lara referred to as her 'assault course'. It took three weeks of work with a construction company she paid to enter her property. Rather than traveling somewhere to do training, she preferred it to all be right at home, where she could walk right outside and get to work. Two contractors were hired, with one being used solely to dig out a small area to fill with water. One man proved to do all the work by himself without the aid of more men to do the job with him. That impressed Lara the day she watched him digging the hole with no help from another person.

Alejandro was his name, but he preferred her to call him Alex. He spoke with an accent that made her remember the days she spent in Peru, though he explained he was from Chile. Alex told Lara that he only needed a single day to dig out the hole with a tractor supplied by his employer. After that was done, he used a shovel to even everything out into a basic square. The water would fill up to her thighs where she would have to drag herself through, slowing down her movement. Lara liked to see a man who could handle himself alone. The other construction crew did all the other work of erecting wooden towers to assemble the rest of the course while her interest remained around Alex. She paid him an extra tip in money and invited the man over for dinner one night.

It was rare she ever had someone over for company. Winston had been the only live-in staff at the Croft manor over the course of her life. His head was nearly bald with white hair in the back to show his age of seventy-three. To have Alex over gave Winston something to do with cooking dinner. That was last week. The evening went well with Lara eager to learn more about her new friend. She knew there was something under the surface of his muscular body and handsome face. He had short black hair that matched his brown eyes. Not a man from upper class nobility, he arrived at her estate for the date in casual wear of a black collared shirt and matching pants. Lara liked a man who was comfortable in his own clothes without putting on a facade in a vague attempt to impress her. Lara didn't care for high society herself. She walked away from that life when she felt adventure calling her. Her old life was gone, feeling like a distant memory by this point as she approached her thirties.

Alex told Lara that he was a traveler. He had not seen his home country in four years since spending time in the U.S. and fully immigrating to Britain. Most of his money had been spent on a vacation that led him to find wage work at the construction company. He described himself as a seeker. Someone who was looking for something in life and had yet to find it. Lara could relate to that. She told him stories about her own adventures, including some of the details regarding the one last year where she was employed by Jacqueline Natla. Lara didn't go as far as to explain what she was searching for, but she told Alex that she spent time in Peru, Greece, and Egypt. Fragments of the Scion were kept as a souvenir locked in her treasure vault. Alex was fascinated by her journey to Greece, so Lara told him about the sewer system she discovered beneath St. Francis' Folly.

Playing for sport was always Lara's motivation. The money or lavish rewards didn't matter to her. Sometimes she went out to find evidence for mythical artifacts or to see if they were historical hoaxes. This helped her build a number of contacts in archaeological fields and with researchers at various universities across the US and Europe. The Scion fell into a different category of artifacts. One of a kind that needed to be locked away from people with evil intentions. Some people were better off knowing of the existence of such magical weapons. For that reason, Lara didn't tell Alex about it. She kept the details vague in terms of what she was searching for. The man had an interest in firearms, so Lara changed subjects to her own collection. He smiled when she mentioned her preference of using two pistols instead of a single one. This gave her an idea of setting up a mini shooting range in the future for them to have fun blazing through a few clips to put holes in targets.

Besides Alex, other visitors had come to see Lara in the past few months. She was busy researching one specific mythical artifact that caught her attention. A Chinese artifact known as the Dagger of Xian was said to be located somewhere within the Great Wall. After the grueling business last year, Lara was quietly preparing for a new adventure. She employed some researchers and a Chinese translator to visit her. Three months were spent doing research and analyzing ancient scripture requiring translation to decode secrets. She had always wanted to travel to China, but not without a reason to go there. Much preparation was needed for this trip. After what happened in Peru last year, Lara wanted to teach herself some new moves and go prepared. Most of her year had been spent training for this trip. Lara had plans to go with a shotgun to complement her dual pistols.

As the days went by, she timed her runs through the assault course. Winston was her lone witness most of the time. Lara didn't like training when Alex was around. He insisted on wanting to watch her, which made her blush. She told him that he managed to accomplish something few men before him had done to make her cheeks flush red. Today was a special occasion for Alex. Lara allowed him to use her trusty stopwatch and clock her times at the assault course. Her boots were laced tightly around her feet. A dark green tank top covered her busty chest, exposing her muscular fit stomach and belly button. Below, her legs were covered in a pair of matching green sweatpants. The wind blew her long braided ponytail that dangled down her back, pinning her brunette hair up. Lara forgot her gloves when she went outside, leaving herself to grip the hardwood when she climbed up.

Alex watched from the side, holding the stopwatch and timing Lara. His eyes lit up at her perfect jumps. She could've been an acrobat with the way she did jumps in all four directions. By the time she reached the zip line to finish the course, he clocked one minute and eighteen seconds. Lara was frustrated that she couldn't top her best time of 1:14. It didn't stop her from trying, but luck was not on her side today. After two timed runs, she called for an earned break. Winston was somewhere stumbling around with the tray in his hands. The black suit he wore was undoubtedly making the old man sweat out in this heat. Alex arrived wearing a white T-shirt and brown cargo shorts to go with a pair of sneakers. His shorts reminded Lara of her favorite pair she had. When she made the trip to China, she would be wearing them with her favorite blue shirt, backpack, and other necessary gear. After joining Alex on the ground, they walked around the manor.

"Thanks for having me over today. This beats having to go to work."

Alex spoke as they walked near the garden. His eyes moved away from Lara to study the large fish statue. He had seen it a few times before, but never up close like this.

"I believe I should be thanking you for spending some quality time with me today. I must forgive you though, Alex. I believe you served as a good distraction from timing my jumps earlier."

His face turned red, blushing as he couldn't hold back his smile. When he looked at Lara, she was grinning. The sound of her strong accent with the delivery of her words made it all the better.

"I don't know if I can apologize for distracting you."

"Pardon me then. I forgot my gloves before we started. That's how I know my mind wasn't focused today."

He laughed, smiling back at her.

"I didn't know I'd have that effect on you today."

"Neither did I. But I wanted you to come over for a reason today so we could spend some quality time together before I leave."

His eyes returned to the statue, studying the strange pose it was sculpted in. He stepped to the side to see how it was curved into the shape of an S.

"Where are you going, Lara?"

"I'm going on an expedition to China."

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"That sounds fun. Are you going alone?

"Yes. I am meeting with some other people along the way. A helicopter pilot is going to drop me near the Great Wall. From there, I'll go on foot and explore."

"I guess it's a good thing I won't be there to distract you."

Lara laughed at him.

"Oh, give a girl a break."

Stepping around the statue, Alex glanced around the gardens to see the entrance into the hedge maze. Lara reached for his hand, brushing her palm against his.

"Would you like to look around the gardens?"

"Sure, if you don't mind."

Behind them was the bulky figure of Winston. Alex turned and could see the shadow of the older man hunched over holding the metal tray. No matter where they went on the manor grounds, Alex couldn't believe how Winston would follow them around. He seemed to always be somewhere retracing Lara's footsteps. Alex ignored it for now as she took his hand, walking him to the entrance of the garden. Right ahead, he could see what appeared to be walls covered in green plants and vines. Gravel covered the ground instead of grass.

"Come on, this is a maze."

"A maze in your garden?"

"Yes, indeed."

Clutching his hand tighter, Lara dashed into the maze as she dragged Alex with her. He managed to keep up, running slightly behind her as she turned to the left path. Lara let go of his hand, playfully stomping ahead of him.

"There's a secret path in the garden. See if you can find it!"

She ran in front of Alex, leaving him to decide if he wanted to follow behind her or take an alternate route. Lara knew her way around the maze from running it hundreds of times before. Alex had no doubt she knew where to go, but he was left wondering if the faithful butler also had memorized the correct path. Alex went north, breaking off from following Lara. She wanted him to find his own way, so he feared she was leading him to a dead end had he followed directly behind her. Every wall was covered in thick layers of green vines and plants. They all looked the same in a way that made it easy for anyone to get lost in. Lara turned her head to glance behind her shoulder. She chuckled at the thought of Alex getting lost in the maze. But maybe he could find his way to the dark tunnel that led to the secret path. She still trusted the capable man of succeeding, even if he chose a longer route.

By the time Lara reached the tunnel, she could hear Alex's feet in the distance around the opposite side of the maze. He took his time, making the journey longer than it would've been for. She thought to herself that it must have been around ten minutes. Lara stood waiting with her arms crossed over her busty chest. She leaned against the wall, brushing the leaves against her slender body. Somewhere in the maze there was a different sound from Alex's shoes. The rattling and clanking of glass on metal. Winston was moving at the speed of a tortoise to find Lara. She believed Alex would reach her path first since he would be faster. But it was still amusing to Lara to hear the butler's heavy breathing and clanking of glass as he was now walking the garden with them. When Alex finally approached, Lara moved from the wall, greeting him with a smile.

"Did you get lost?"

"Yeah! I was starting to worry I wouldn't find my way out of here!"

"We're not standing close to the entrance."

His eyes shifted from her to the dark tunnel Lara was standing near. Alex pointed with his right hand.

"Where does that lead to?"

"A little secret. There's a switch that opens a timed door leading to a secret room inside the house."

"What kind of secret?"

"My treasure room. I keep a number of things locked away from prying eyes."

He smiled as she explained the path. Lara spoke again.

"I take it you're interested?"

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"Yeah, but not right now. I just want to spend some time with you today."

Alex reached for Lara's hand, holding it like she did for him earlier. As he pulled her closer, she couldn't hesitate teasing him any longer. Lara wasn't the kind of woman who publicly displayed feelings of affection for someone. To do it here in the garden where no one could see them was more fitting. She pressed her body against his and threw her arms around his neck. Alex placed his hands on her hips as their lips met for a passionate kiss. He closed his eyes to embrace this moment of intimacy between them. Alex had long thought about the moment of kissing her, but he didn't know it would happen so suddenly like this. As Lara's tongue moved against his in her mouth, their silent moment was soon interrupted. The sound of a human fart with the metal plate rattling made Alex end the kiss prematurely.

"Did you hear that? He followed us in here."

Lara smiled as she replied.

"Winston follows me everywhere."

Her fingers ran through the back of his hair as she looked into Alex's eyes.

"I know. Every time I come over here, just when I think he's not around, he shows up right behind us."

"Are you bothered by Winston?"

"Yes! He's just everywhere at all times, and it's creepy when he comes up behind you!"

The expression she gave him was enough to tell Alex that Lara was amused by his reaction. She glanced behind Alex to see Winston moving around a corner and in their direction.

"Hang on just a moment. I'll take care of Winston for you."

Lara dashed forward, leaving Alex behind as she hurried out the maze. Turning to see Winston getting closer, Alex made the quick decision to run behind Lara. She was long gone, jogging out of the maze and leaving him behind. Not knowing where she went, Alex made a few turns and found himself lost in the maze while he could hear the footsteps, the clanking of the tray, and heavy breathing from Winston. Despite how the old man sounded out of breath, he still was able to follow along the path Lara made for him as she sprinted to the front doors of the manor. She didn't take any time to look at the brick walls of her home that she had seen a thousand times over. There was one polite way of getting rid of Winston without uttering a single word. Glancing behind her shoulder at the front door, she saw Winston coming behind her in a straight line.

She pressed the metal switch, opening the front wooden door to her home. The doorbell rang, and inside she could hear the grandfather clock ticking. Lara waited until her butler could see the direction she was going, then she stomped her boots across the checkered tile floor. Inside Croft Manor was a double staircase on both sides leading to the bedrooms upstairs. Her destination remained downstairs. Lara made sure Winston could see the path she took to the left side, leading into the kitchen. The white walls were lined with orange tiles covering half of the room. There was a sink large enough for a human to climb into. Lara turned from there and saw the door leading into the freezer. She pressed the button to open the metal door. Inside were marble tiles covering the walls. A rack of meat was hanging on the right side near a counter. As Winston entered the kitchen, Lara stepped into the freezer.

The cold air made her breath appear as a cloud of fog. Slowly and surely, the old man stumbled forward, rattling the glass on his tray. Lara waited until he entered the freezer. When Winston came close, she jumped over him. Before he could turn around, she stepped out of the doorway. Lara pressed the button, closing the door and locking Winston in the freezer. This wasn't the first time she had done this to him. Sometimes, Winston got in the way too much that Lara had to lock him up. He would be fine for the time being, ready to come out once she was done playing with Alex. With Winston taken care of, she wiped her hands and walked out of the kitchen. For all she could guess, Alex was probably still lost in the maze. Lara ran out the front door and turned to see him walking towards her. She smiled, waving her hand at him.

"I figured you would need a guide."

Alex smiled, shaking his head.

"It wasn't easy, but I found my way out of there. Where's your butler?"

Lara grinned, flashing her teeth at him.

"He's off duty for the rest of the day. You won't have to worry about him eavesdropping on us now."

Offering her hand to him, Lara pulled Alex closer.

"Let's pick up where we left off, shall we?"

That was all Alex needed to hear for him to reply in action. He pressed his lips against Lara's for another round of sensual kissing. She moaned into his mouth as her hands cupped his face. Alex's hands found a place on her hips, roaming across her exposed skin. When he pressed his palms against her buttocks, Lara pulled away from the kiss.

"My, my, someone wants to touch what they can't see."

"I can't help it. You left me in that maze with a lot to think about."

He bit his lower lip, looking back at her.

"Did I? Well, I've been thinking about some things too. Come, follow me. We can talk about it more in private."

Lara turned her back, showing Alex her ass in the green pants. They already had privacy outside, but Lara expected him to catch onto her hint from her words. She strutted her hips, walking back to the house knowing he would be following along. There was no more worry about Winston. Alex trusted her word as he stepped behind Lara into the house. He couldn't guess what was going through her mind. To Lara, she simply wanted to have some fun with a man she trusted before embarking on the long journey ahead. She was aware of the fact that she might not return from her quest to locate the Dagger of Xian. There was always that thought somewhere in the back of her mind. A reminder that where she went, she might not come back from. Memories of her time in the Atlantean pyramid were still fresh in her mind. The dangerous risks Lara took only made her more excited.

But right now she was feeling a different kind of fieriness within her. One that only a man like Alex could give her satisfaction. Anytime she had intimate desires, it had to come with a man she could trust. That made Alex all the more lucky than he already knew he was. Inside the home, he could hear the grandfather clock ticking with each passing second. Lara didn't utter a single word as she walked to the left side staircase, knowing he was directly behind her. Their shoes were muted on the carpet that covered each step. His right hand slid over the wooden railing as he climbed the steps. Picture frames were hanging from the white walls on all four sides of the room. Alex felt as if he had seen them several times before, so he didn't take any time to study the vintage paintings. His eyes were set on Lara's ass, watching it jiggle in her loose pants as they made their way to the final step and reached the second floor of her home.

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