Sometimes luck deprives you of the cards you need or the smooth pick up line or the proper job. Other times a consortium of seemingly random occurrences comes together in the most astounding and brilliant ways. This was one of those times.
It was a Thursday night and I was in my dorm room in Los Angeles working on an unremarkable paper. All I could think about was the weekend. I didn't have any plans and was getting pretty sick of the average frat party. Drinking, drinking, drinking, throwing up, and passing out was a routine my body wasn't tolerating well. Just then my cell phone began to buzz. It was my friend John. He is a purebred Los Angeles surfing stoner native with a father in show business.
"Bro you wanna go see that movie with Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson. It's def going to hella suck but it's the premiere."
I mulled over the idea, "Sure dude at least we might see Kate."
"Yah I'd hit that in a second," replied John.
I carefully dressed in my only suit and spent twenty minutes working on the knot in my tie. I slept well the night before with something a little different to look forward to. John and me jumped into his car and made our way to the theatre. I was glad I put on the suit. This was no low key opener, rather a glitzy red carpet event you would definitely see broadcasted on E news. We made our way through the flashing lights and to our seats, not to shabby. The movie was funny at times but in the end not worth the ten bucks people would be expected to pay all across the country. The real highlight of the movie was Kate prancing around in a bikini oozing sex.
The lights came up and the audience applauded. We began to file out only to find hors de oeuvres and drinks waiting in the lobby. After chatting with some of the other audience members, word of an after party began to spread. We managed to squeeze out directions and headed back to the car.
The party was full of A-list celebrities, including the cast of the movie. The music was blaring and the DJ wasn't bad. I was really getting into a good bit of dancing when I rubbed up against a blond with a super tight ass. She started pushing back into me as we gyrated to the music. After several minutes of some pseudo-fucking the music slowed and she turned around. My eyes nearly fell out of their sockets but I tried to stay cool.
"That was some great dancing. Want to go grab a drink?" I managed.
"Sure," she replied.
Her small perky tits seemed to bounce with the reply. Her blond hair flowed behind her and I still felt the effects of a piercing smile. At the bar I grabbed two beers and handed one over to my new acquaintence.
"I'm Geoff," I spoke loudly into her ear over the music.
"I'm Kate," she giggled. It was obvious I knew who she was. It was also pretty obvious that she was drunk.
With a surge of newfound boldness I replied, "I loved Almost Famous and you were the best thing about this new movie for sure. I especially liked it when you licked Owen Wilson on the boat."
After a couple more drinks, continued chatting, and one more dance Jeremy Piven of Entourage got on the DJ's mike. He thanked everyone for coming and told everyone to get the hell out of his house, which answered the question of the host. I shouted, "Screw you Ari." That was met by resounding laughter, especially from my new friend Kate.
Outside of the house I saw Kate walking towards her car. I walked in front of her and grabbed her keys, "Your in no shape to drive little girl."
"I guess you're right. Want to drive a movie star home?"
On the ride to her house we talked about show biz and being a college student. My phone vibrated a couple times and I turned it off, John would understand. As we neared her house her hand began to slide up my leg. "I just wanted to thank you for getting me home."
She pushed a button and the gate slid open. I parked the car in her driveway and climbed out. I walked to the other side of the car and opened her door. She stepped out and I offered her my hand. She grabbed my hand and our lips met. She slid her tongue into my mouth and her hand found its way to my bulge. I grabbed that tight ass I was grinding on the dance floor and pulled her close. She broke the embrace and I followed her into a massive house. We wound our way through the house and passed a slightly ajar bedroom. Inside I glimpsed a sleeping women. That couldn't be? No there is no possible way.
Kate opened a door and walked into the bathroom. I took off my shoes, tie, jacket, pants and socks. I laid on the most comfortable bed in human history. I smiled stupidly until Kate came out of the bathroom.
