Note- Any resemblance to the dreams of Kaley Cuoco are completely coincidental.
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Kaley Cuoco stretched out on her bed in her black silk underwear and laughed at the big screen tv. It had been a long day on the Warner Bros. Stage at Burbank making todays episode of her hit show, and after a refreshing bath she relaxed with a bottle of Chardonnay.
On the screen was one of the 'Pirates of the Caribbean' movies with Depp, and the gorgeous blonde scoffed at the acting.
Having been fully employed on the same show for eleven years she yearned to begin a movie career, similar to the guys from 'Friends,' who emerged from a long running tv show to successfully star on the silver screen.
"Look at that, come on, I could wield a sword better than that girl!"
Kaley whipped her arm back and forth as if holding a cutlass in her hand, her wine glass spilling on her comforter.
"Swish, swish, looks damn easy to me, AND I would look real sexy in those pirate costumes too."
She muted the tv with the remote and started to get heavy lids and when the next commercial break kicked in she was already asleep.
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A light breeze sprayed salty drops onto the deck of the ship. The sun blazed above the unfurled sails, and the sound of timber and rope creaked by the ocean current.
Three captured young men were sat side by side, bound together by the ankles to each other. All three were stripped and naked and were closely guarded by three female pirates, all beautiful and all armed with a cutlass.
One female appeared to be the Captain, as she sashayed to and fro. She looked beautiful, yet dangerous, her enormously large breasts bounced under her grubby white peasant shirt with loose long sleeves and tattered cuffs. A dark vest with lace up front tapered tightly over it and finished at the tiny waist. Baggy dark pants with a deep red sash at the hip and thigh high black boots completed her outfit. Atop of her long, straight ash blonde hair she wore a tri cornered hat with a skull and crossbones emblem.
"Keep quiet you men, especially you!"
She pointed at one fair haired man with a physique of an Adonis, and who sported a raging hard on. Her pistol came under his trim beard and raised his face to hers.
This was Captain George Cockeye of H.M.S. Mackerel, alongside him were his two mates, Seaman Staines and Master Bates. By 1725, most of the villainous pirates had been captured and hanged, save for this crew of miscreants, led by Captain Mary Misbehavin. Now the English sailors were captured, vulnerable and helpless.
Men weren't the only ones who sailed the seven seas in search of booty, women sought adventure as well as sexual satisfaction as well.
"Madam, you'll swing for this, by all that's good."
"Not before you rot in Davy Jones Locker, you son of a biscuit eater!"
Next to her was a redhead with piercing grey eyes and a determined face, a claret tie in velvet circled her forehead, and she laughed heartily. The bold wench wore a flare dress with a deep V neckline and half bell sleeves. Her red and gold fitted bodice lifted and separated her ample bosom, a big ornate buckle tucked her waist in tight. Long black knee high leather boots with a flat fold over cuff met the hem of her dress.
Another figure pouted and glared with them, her raven black hair hung down to her waist. Her slightly sun burned skin contrasted with her flocked magenta taffeta jacket and black velvet romper. Tight striped pants with ruffled cuffs came to her cute black ankle boots with the lace up fronts. A mini tri corn hat with a large feather topped her head.
The three of them moved along to a solitary figure at the opposite side of the deck. The Captain stood inches from the trussed girl sat on the deck, her wrists tied behind her.
"What's your name?"
"Kaley, and you?"
"Captain Mary of the siren pirates, and this is my ship. These two are my mates, Jenny Talia, and over there Dixie Normous. Strip her ladies, then tie her so she is on her hands and knees. I want to see that pretty ass in the air."
"What the fuck!"
Kaley Cuoco cried out in confusion, where was she, and how did she wind up on a female led pirate crew? Her cute nose was assaulted by the smell of gunpowder, sweat, leather, and rum.
She tossed her long blonde hair from her pretty face, with the big green eyes and bee stung lips. The tight, loose ringlets cascaded down her back and front. A sultry off the shoulder top with a ruffled trim sat perfectly on her upper body, a red and black striped skirt fell down to her bare feet. A pair of gold hooped earrings hung low.
The redhead came behind the bewildered tv actress and lifted her roughly to her feet. Jenny took a large knife and proceeded to cut off all her clothing, leaving her totally naked. Dixie joined them and retied her hands above her head and then dragged her unceremoniously a few feet forward.
Kaley was hauled up and secured to a nine foot, thirty two pound cannon, fixed to a carriage about a foot and a half up from the deck. Her ankles and wrists tied by rope down and under the carriage. The nature of her position meant her boobs separated either side of the bronze gun, and her belly rested on the cold barrel, her feet pointed back.
"You fucking perverts, what's the big idea?"
"Shut it goldilocks, now tell us where the treasure is?"
"Huh? What treasure?"
Kaley felt a hand grab her head and pull it up to the face of the skipper, her hooped earrings jingled on her cheeks.
"THE treasure, bitch."
"Don't know," said the blonde, her curls tumbling down to the deck.
Mary placed a hand on Kaley's shoulder and rubbed the flawless skin. Kaley shivered with an unexpected delight as the temptress moved her hand down her right flank to her waist before leaving it to rest on the plump ass cheek.
"My, my, what SHALL we do, hmm?"
A strong gust filled the sails and the ship rolled gently.
"Dixie, over here."
The raven haired wench stood behind the naked form of Kaley and licked her lips. A sly smile came across her as the dyke shed her jacket and then peeled her striped pants off over her boots. Then she placed her body on top of Kaley 's back who felt the velvet of the woman's romper along her spine.
"Who's that?" She turned her head right to left, but was unable to see anything.
Dixie worked her way up and nibbled the nape of the captured woman's neck with hard teeth. Kaley sighed and felt a tingle in her loins. The pirate rubbed the backs of Kaley's thighs with hers and massaged the big breasts that hung over the gun barrel.
Captain Mary watched with big eyes as Dixie pushed her body to and fro along Kaley's back, mashing her pendulous tits to her. The grime and sweat of their bodies under the hot Caribbean sun meant they slipped and slid in an incredible sensual macabre massage.
Then Dixie swung all the way back to her knees and buried her face in the snatch of the blonde beauty. Kaley let out a shocked gasp as she was masterfully tongued, and her gorgeous green eyes widened in amazement. Each time the woman poked inside, Kaley's pleasure heightened and her clitoris swelled and she found herself wiggling her hips along the gun barrel.
"Hey Cap! This cunt has no cunt hair!"
It was true, Kaley had a smooth, bald pussy which now glistened with spit and her own love juice.
"Let me see." Said Jenny who gazed up close at Kaley's exposed twat.
The redhead parted the soft labia and poked a finger in and out with a low chuckle.
"Er, ladies, ladies." Said Kaley, who bit her lower lip as the women pleasured her.
"You like that bitch?"
A devilish smile came over Kaley. Yes! It was damn good! She squirmed on her belly, the cold metal warmed by her rising heat. Apart from the fact that ropes secured her wrists and ankles, Kaley's limbs hung weakly under the cannon.
On the other side of the deck, the three navy officers sported huge erections at the erotic sight in front of them, and tugged on their binds.
"Get the golden dildo." Said Mary to the naked Dixie, who retrieved a leather toy of around seven inches in length.
The female Captain unlaced her vest and then drew her billowing shirt over her head. Her hat fell to the deck and her yellow hair cascaded down her tremendously large boobs like a waterfall.
She used her hand to widen the legs of Kaley as far as her tied ankles would allow and moved the long dildo inside the juicy cunt.
"Anytime you want to tell us about the treasure, I'm all ears."
Funny way of torture thought Kaley, was she going to be frigged to death? Her brain couldn't quite process what was happening.
The leather thing was pushed in deeper and harder and Kaley felt her entire body boil with sexual frustration. She would love to have caressed her boobs or rub her fingers on her clit but all she could do was take it.
The sex toy went so far up inside Mary had to concentrate on keeping hold of the end. She continued to push in furiously, switching her gaze from the shimmering moisture on the leather, to Kaley's undulating pelvis.
"Hey Jenny, get over here and show her your red snapper!"
Jenny Talia hopped over to the business end of the cannon and straddled the big bronze gun. Kaley raised her face and the ginger bush of the wench was shoved at her. Before she could even think the blonde poked her tongue out and entered the very wet cunt of the siren pirate.
As she was plundered from behind, then so did Kaley plunder the fishy quim of the redhead.
