Note- Totally fictional tale I dreamed up and not based on actual real events.
Kaley Cuoco arrived home with just about the biggest grin on her face. Despite being two thousand bucks out of pocket she dumped her shopping on the kitchen counter and hopped about like a kid and clapped her hands with glee. Her long silky blonde hair was in a ponytail which bounced on her back as she discarded her coat and smoothed out her Soundgarden tee over her big tits.
"Just wait til the girls get a load of this."
Kaley picked up her cell phone and spoke excitedly as she paced around.
Two hours later Kaley and her guests, Melissa Rauch and Amy Davidson were gathered at her Hollywood home in the airy large bedroom with the bay window. All three were totally nude and sat around the center table that had a wide array of coloured sex toys displayed.
"So I heard about the annual sale at Larry Flynt's Hustler Hollywood store on Sunset and rushed straight over there. I thought it would be fun to test and score the toys. What say you?"
Kaley looked at the two in turn, her firm rounded breasts jiggled as she spoke. Melissa sat up straight so her mammoth natural tits flopped out in front of her. The five foot blonde with the amazing 32 DD boobs smiled back, her tiny frame made her impressive breasts seem even bigger than they really were.
"Sounds like a lot of fun, can't wait. I know you like a competition Kaley."
Kaley nodded, she liked to win too.
"Amy? How about you?"
Amy Davidson, once the tv sister of Kaley on the show 'Eight Simple Rules' looked glum as she played with her long wavy red hair. Her legs were spread out as she sat and her smooth bald pussy lips were visible to all.
"Sounds dumb to me, I'd rather be with a man myself."
Kaley rolled her big green eyes, typical Amy she thought. Regardless she explained their task.
"Right, pay attention. I've set out all the toys as you can see."
She waved a hand in a sweeping motion at the seperate displays of upright dildos and vibrators.
"First I thought we would start with oral inspection, because we need to know that they can all be sucked. Next the tit fucking peckers."
Kaley moved her hand to the next selection.
"Third, over here, the insertion dildos which we'll be testing for length and girth, then finally the electric vibrators. None of those last bunch will pass the test unless they make us cum in three minutes. Are you excited? I am!"
Melissa looked to her left at Amy who shrugged her shoulders in boredom.
"How about anal?" Said the petite flame haired woman.
"I haven't forgotten you like it up the ass Amy. I've got something special for you if you can just be a little patient. Agreed?"
Amy closed her eyes and nodded.
"Right. Now, lets get warmed up."
Amy and the strawberry blonde were already very close and Melissa put her hand around the tiny redhead. Kaley got down on all fours and crawled over to them. She stuck out an index finger and Mel sucked it like it was a small cock. Amy had begun to play with herself and found she was getting nicely wet. Kaley and Mel kissed and enjoyed each others soft lips and they stuck their pink tongues out and danced with each other. Amy pulled her fingers from her sweet little pussy and held then out in offer. Kaley gladly locked them dry and kissed her blonde friend once more so they could share the taste. The flame haired woman came behind Kaley and put her tongue into her cunt really deeply and proceeded to lick her out. They got very noisy as they all became aroused except Melissa who made sounds like a puppy as she delved into her own wet pussy. Amy replaced her mouth with three slim fingers which jabbed in and out of Kaley who played with the hard clit of Melissa in front of her.
"Hey, lets do a daisy chain!" Cried Amy.
Melissa got on the thick carpet on her side and Kaley laid down with her head between her friends legs. Then Amy laid down and they formed a triangle with Melissa's tongue in Amy's pussy, Amy's in Kaley while Kaley licked out Mel. Hot licking and sucking sounds abounded and only a few moments later they were all writhing and moaning loudly, six pairs of pale legs twitching.
It was Kaley who broke the chain and mopped her brow with the back of her hand.
"Well we can safely say we're warmed up!"
All three sat up and panted hard.
"So, back to work, now lets test the oral ones first. We need to decide which ones are good for suckability and flexibility."
Kaley slapped each and every dildo planted on the table on their attached bases. She lowered her mouth and licked around the first in line, then drove her head down to devour half of the sex toy.
"Thats a nice one, its the white Doc Johnson eight inch with the prominent head. Its quite flexible which is good."
She continued to suck on the dildo with vigour, sucking it hard as if it was a popsicle.
"Mmm, I like it, its not too big but has a nice girth. Melissa? you try."
Melissa came to the table and swept her blonde mane from her face and gripped it by the base and gave little bobs of her head up and down on it. She paused and contemplated a moment.
"Yeah, quite flexible and firm at the same time. I like the fake veins down the shaft too."
"Amy? Your turn babe."
Amy moved slowly to join them and moved to the next, bigger fake cock.
"This is the black Doc Johnson eight inch Sil-A-Gel classic in pvc. Has a flared head." Read Kaley aloud from the box description.
Amy licked round and round the large crown. It was quite big and the redhead gagged the first time she took the head past her lips.
"Thats a good score, extra points for making Amy gag, looks real flexible too." Kaley wrote on her yellow legal pad.
Amy carried on licking the veiny shaft then attempted to lunge down on the huge length. A thin line of saliva trickled down her chin as she moved along the toy with an effort.
"Looks like a winner to me." Said Melissa.
"Yeah, come on Amy finish, otherwise you'll be there all day."
Onto the final dildo which was the King of dongs, the pink Vac-U-Lock, eight inches long and made of crystal jellie.
Kaley gave it a slap and saw it was very wobbly and flexible, firmly in place with the suction cup. With her left hand on the fixed base she proceeded to lick up and down and then cram the whole thing down her throat. Loud slurping noises came from her as she eagerly sucked on the fake cock.
