Elaine was finding it difficult to concentrate on work. Peterman was out of the country or planet and work was rather non-existent without his presence. Eve, Elaine's fellow coworker came in, looking quite angry.
"Elaine, You know that Dildo you recommended I buy? Well I just got a recall letter today written in hand and it says the Dildo is likely to cause pregnancy if inserted in one's ass. I can't afford to have another kid," Eve said as she stormed out of Elaine's office room.
Elaine by herself now felt rather scared. Could she have a baby growing in her butt? The thought of some smelly brown kid coming out of her anus frightened Elaine. In desperation Elaine pulled out a home pregnancy test and squeezed it in her butt. The results came back negative but Elaine read the package and realized there was still a slim chance of error.
Outside of work she bumped into Newman who seemed to be hanging outside waiting for her.
"Hello Elaine," Newman said with a mischievous smile.
Elaine despised Newman and was prepared to push him into a moving train if one should happen to be around.
"What do YOU want Newman?" Elaine responded quite menacing.
"Well I understand that Eve is pregnant as a result of Jerry banging her in the ass. Thought you might want to know," Newman said in revenge-like fashion as he ran away.
Elaine was lost in thought as to weather she was pregnant by Jerry or from the dildo. She felt scared as she realized that she had a 2 in 3 chance of being pregnant and she wasn't ready. She needed to talk with Jerry about parenthood and taking responsibility for both her and Eve's kid when the moment arrived.
Jerry meanwhile had checked himself in to a sexual support group. He told everyone in the circle that he was obsessed with anal sex but it was so dirty. Needless to say the group kicked him out of the room and locked the door. Jerry had to talk with Elaine and hailed a taxi.
Eve some few hours earlier felt bad and needed to talk with Elaine. She went over to her apartment. She let herself in with the key that Elaine had left her. Elaine wasn't home as time dragged. Eve grabbed a nearby bottle and helped herself. Soon she had passed out on the sofa.
George apparently became obsessed with Elaine doing him with a strap on. As a man on a mission he knew that nothing could stop him. He needed to share his dream with Jerry. He arrived at Jerry's apartment and he wasn't there. He paced back and forth. Suddenly Elaine buzzed in. This was George's moment for destiny.
Once Elaine came up she asked where was Jerry. George couldn't contain himself and told Elaine of his dream. She called him sick and pushed him. George got up and grabbed for Elaine's purse knocking her over. He found the large dildo as he emptied the contents of Elaine's purse on the table. He placed the large thick Dildo on its stand into his ass and squealed rather pig-like. As the dildo got deeper George felt queasy but still determined. He reached for an odd piece of paper on the coffee table that had caught his eye. He read the recall notice and screamed so loud that New York would never be the same. George ran like a madman out on Jerry's balcony and jumped before a semi-sleepy Elaine could stop him. She looked down as George's suicide was abruptly stopped as he fell upon some bystander bellow. Looking down she smiled as she realized that it was Newman.
Jerry meanwhile walked into Elaine's darkened apartment and saw her slumped over the sofa. He knew what a man had to do as he pulled down his pants. He banged Elaine's butt and it didn't seem as tight as it was before. Jerry couldn't wake Elaine up and decided to leave. Anal sex was no longer his thing.
A few minutes after the ambulance had taken George and Newman away Elaine took a cab home. Elaine walked in to see Eve slumped over the sofa with her pants down. She rubbed her hands on Eve's butt to see if some baby-thing was moving. Eve was coming too and looked at Elaine who was speechless.
Jerry arrived shortly after Elaine had left. He shut the balcony window to his apartment as he walked back to the kitchen. Kramer slid in and apologized. Jerry explained the truth that he only did Elaine and never touched his girl friend. Both of them thought that anal sex wasn't really as great as they made it out to be.
In the end everyone made up. No one became pregnant. But Laura Bush seemed to be really pissed about some post office note homeland security had found on the streets of New York.
