Jenna Haze My Porn Sweetheart

This anthology of porn reviews contains detailed, original and highly personal descriptions of my favorite scenes featuring pornographic actress Jenna Haze.

The impact Jenna Haze has had on my masturbation career is immeasurable. The truth is, try as I might, the mere words written here will never truly do justice to the imprint Jenna Haze has had on my solo sex life. Nonetheless, I try my level best here to put into prose, insufficient as it may be, the bond I share with Jenna Haze. A bond built through decades of viewing her pornographic performances on video while gripping my cock and tickling my balls.

Through this series of porn reviews, I pay humble tribute to my parasocial romantic relationship with my sweet little girlfriend, Jenna Haze.

My Sex Kitten

The first ever porn I saw of Jenna Haze, which was also the first ever POV/interactive style porn I ever saw, was Jenna Haze's

My Sex Kitten

DVD. The DVD featured two modes. "Good kitty" and "Bad kitty".

It was her "Good kitty" act that first captured my heart. It was here that I first fell in love with her flirty voice, her naturally naughty giggle, her mischievous eyes, her playful confidence, her radiant smile, her slim sexy figure.

However, switching to the "Bad kitty" mode opened up a whole new level of sexual adventure for me. After weeks of only beating off to her "Good kitty" part, and naturally getting accustomed to her as my sweet, playful girlfriend, I was instantly shocked into erection when I heard her snarling at me "You want to fuck this tight little fucking cunt don't you!"

This DVD quickly became my favorite jerkoff material for years. And yes, I mean years. Masturbating and cumming to one face and one voice over and over for years made me form a monogamous parasocial bond with Jenna Haze. Every night, I either sweetly made love to my "good kitty" girlfriend or aggressively hate-fucked my "bad kitty" whore. Repeatedly watching her POV sex on DVD, repeatedly taking myself to the bliss of orgasm to her flirty smile, her dirty voice or her sexual writhing, I pretty much built a long term psychological relationship with her. I had unwittingly trained my base physiological responses with her flirty smile, her naughty giggles, her filthy dirty talk and her sexy figure.

Neuro-chemically speaking, Jenna Haze was now for all intents and purposes, my porn girlfriend.

Zero Tolerance - Interactive Sex with Jenna Haze

If the Sex Kitten DVD was what made me bond with her, you can imagine my giddy obsessive excitement when I first purchased her

Zero Tolerance - Interactive Sex with Jenna Haze

DVD! This DVD is the greatest piece of pornographic content ever produced. This DVD was worth GOLD.

There were so, so many scenes and features on this DVD that would alone qualify as A+ jerkoff material. For example, I jerked off more times than I can count purely to her outdoor schoolgirl striptease. The way she looks back at the camera (at me!) through her glasses, the way she teases up her short schoolgirl mini skirt, the way she slowly strips off her top to play with her perfect A-cups, the way she flirts and smiles and giggles the whole time ...

Then there were the POV blowjobs. In the POV blowjob scene, the DVD options on the side were "Talk dirty to me" and "Shut the fuck up".

Yes, you can literally tell Jenna Haze to shut the FUCK up while she blows you on her knees and the DVD seamlessly switches feed, making Jenna literally shut the fuck up and continue to service you like an obedient blowjob prostitute. And if you're in the mood for her filthy dirty voice again, you can simply switch back!

There were days I'd be backed up and in a particularly aggressive mood, so I'd often start off the blowjob accompanied by Jenna's sexy voice to get myself stiff and randy, enjoying her filthy dirty talk as she sensually licked and slurped my dick. Then as I got close I'd literally scream "SHUT THE FUCK UP CUNT!" and switch options. Jenna would instantly shut the fuck up and the DVD would switch to a faster and more vulgar kind of blowjob allowing me to virtually fuck Jenna's bitch face POV style! The feeling of aggressively dominating this prime bitch-tease beauty, orally ravaging the kneeling woman vicariously through my screen and being able to virtually fuck her face and cum down her throat anytime I wanted always made me shoot extra hard and I often ejaculated copious volumes of extra slimy, extra sticky semen in thick, powerful ropes onto my laptop screen each and every time!

The clean-up afterwards was often arduous, but always worth it. :-)

Whore next door BJ

This one is a classic gem. The video opens with a close up on Jenna's face, and the cameraman bluntly asking her "How many dicks have you had in your mouth?"

Jenna just brazenly replies "I don't know! Honestly! I don't know! Hahaha!"

The guy eggs her on more. "So what, like more than a hundred?"

Jenna is slightly taken aback by his blunt personal question and then actually seems to do some math in her head! The airhead bitch goes blank for a few seconds and mutters out "ummm ... like how many guys cocks ... or ..." She then continues "Well I haven't fucked over a 100, but I've sucked over a 100 for sure! Oh yeah, well over that!" followed by her signature playful, flirty giggle. This was one of the classic evergreen Jenna Haze clips that I replayed a lot in my early Jenna Haze jerkoff years. The fact that this bitch admitted that she's had "well over 100" dicks in her mouth always got me stiff!

The rest of the video is a standard gonzo blowjob scene, interspersed with menial banter with the cameraman about how much of a whore she is and how much she loves being a slutty dicksucker, etc. However, one memorable moment at the end does stand out. She eagerly gulps down the guy's massive cumshot like she's been starved for days and enthusiastically states "Ah! Protein to help me get through the day!"

Flesh Hunter 2

This one opens with Jenna stepping out of an SUV, having ostensibly just won a beauty pageant! She has on a low cut black top and a sexy black flirt skirt that flairs open to expose her long teasing legs. Her outfit is complete with a cheap dollar store pageant queen tiara resting on her head and a sash draped over her torso that reads "MISS TEEN CALIFORNIA". The camera is set low, panning up to frame her as a pedestalized beauty queen goddess and, well, simultaneously giving us viewers some sweet upskirt action. ;-)

Jenna looks down at the camera from her vantage point and proudly beams:

"Hi! I'm Jenna Haze, and as you can see, I've just been crowned Miss Teen California!"

She quickly changes to a softer whisper, stating "... and I only had to suck off two judges to get it!" followed by her signature flirty laugh.

The cameraman doesn't let her off the hook. We hear him mutter out "Oh you little slut!"

Jenna coldly, without hesitation, simply agrees "Uh, little bit yeah!"

The cameraman continues, his voice dripping with lustful contempt "Oh, if everyone at the contest only knew what a little slut you are ..."

Jenna whispers to him "Shhhhh ... it's our secret!" followed by another naughty giggle, ostensibly making this cameraman now complicit in her dishonest pageant sluttery. :-D

We then have the classic gonzo porno trope of "walk up the stairs while the camera captures maximum upskirt". Jenna puts an extra sway in her hips with each step while arching her back to pull her skirt up even more, specifically going out of her way to make this voyeuristic upskirt treat as enjoyable as possible for the viewing perverts. Jenna keeps periodically turning back to look directly into the camera, and by extension, directly at us the porn viewers, treating us to flirty smiles, naughty winks and playful waves, giggling and jiggling the whole way through.

She reaches the top of the stairs to stand outside a door and declares:

"To celebrate my victory, I'm having a party. But the real party is in my mouth, and everyone's cumming!"

Jenna Haze is probably at the peak prime of her beauty in this video alone. Her flirty giggle after uttering that last line has often been enough to make me cum.

Jenna enters to three older scuzzy looking men already there waiting for her, ready to grab and ravage this teen beauty queen. Jenna is at her playful best here, continuing to smile, giggle, laugh and playfully flirt with each of them as these rough disgusting men grope her, grab her, strip her naked and prepare to devour her like a piece of meat.

Jenna is quickly pushed down to her knees as she opens her mouth to orally service these goons. She offers each man an extra sloppy, slurpy, sensual blowjob, moving from one dick to the other to make sure each man gets an opportunity to enjoy her slutty wet mouth. The best part here is that she keeps her tiara on to provide these men the ultimate fantasy of being sucked off by a teen prom queen beauty pageant princess!

What follows here is a wild 3-on-1 gangbang as these three perverted bastards grope, grab, strip and fuck Jenna every which way possible. After a combination of serial blowjobs, parallel blowbangs, spitroasting the bitch, double penetrating her ass and pussy, sodomizing her with fury and face fucking her with aggression, it's time for each one to blast their angry loads in Jenna's mouth.

I believe the plan here called for Jenna to hold all their semen in her mouth to perform the gonzo pornographic trope of "gargling multiple men's semen simultaneously to show off what a depraved slut I am" routine before swallowing. However, I believe Jenna swallows prematurely here in a rare misstep for this porn superstar. Being the consummate professional porn slut she is, she smoothly covers up for it, quickly blurting out in her dirty talking porn voice "I had to swallow it quickly ... the taste was making me horny!"

Jenna Haze Dark Side - adult store creeper blowbang

Though Jenna Haze was a seasoned whore in offering herself up as a sex slut to two men at once, she rarely, if ever, did any real multi-man blowbangs or gangbangs. One exception is her adult store creeper blowbang from

Jenna Haze Dark Side

. This one has always been a favorite of mine.

Yes, it is exactly what you think it is. Jenna Haze goes to the back of a porn video store where the private masturbation booths are, loudly and mockingly calls out every pathetic pervert in there, and brazenly presents herself to them as their blowbang slut. It's fun seeing her offer herself to these grimy masturbating mooks, as she taunts them by asking "want a real slut to get you off?" in a mocking tone of voice, almost sneering at them for being socially rejected sexless losers who have never actually had, as she put it so eloquently, "a real slut".

What follows henceforth is porn superstar Jenna Haze enduring an aggressive, bordering on violent, blowbang at the hands of these low status peep show creeps on the filthy backroom floor of a seedy porn shop's private masturbation room. These losers seize this rare opportunity to make full use of this "real slut" to get themselves off, slap her around, spit on her, push her head down on their dicks into their pubic hair, face fuck her into oblivion and then one by one blast their pent up frustrations onto her servile slut face.

During a BTS "after the scene" shot, her legs and ass still covered with the filth and dirt of the porn shop floor, her upper body glistening with the spit and mucus of multiple disgusting men and with gobs of freshly ejaculated semen still dripping off her face, she looks back at the camera and playfully asks "Was I a dirty bitch today?" and follows it up with her trademark naughty giggle while suggestively biting her finger. Oh, she knew exactly what she was doing there, the cockteasing bitch!

POV blowjobs - good for a quick blast off

There is no doubt that Jenna Haze is truly one of the greatest overall pornographic performers in adult entertainment history. She combines her trademark playful flirty attitude with her ability to be an authentic horny, depraved slut and carries that energy throughout a pornographic scene. From the flirting pre-interviews, to the tease, the stripshow, the oral segment, the multiple sex positions, building up to the cumshot climax, taking the facial and even the after-scene naughty banter with the cameraman, Jenna Haze is her fully 100% authentic self the whole way through. This is exactly what makes her so attractive and compelling to watch.

However, the blunt truth is that no matter how impressive an entire pornographic performance may be, of which Jenna Haze no doubt has countless on her resume, sometimes you just don't have the time or patience to sit back and luxuriate into a full lengthy and immersive porn scene.

The fact is, once in a while as a man, you need quick sexual release. To put it bluntly, sometimes you just need to rub one out.

This is exactly where POV blowjobs cum in handy. And Jenna Haze's filmography certainly offers plenty of choices to suit your particular masturbation needs.

For example, if I wake up stiff and horny and just need rapid sexual relief to start my day, any one of Jenna Haze's POV BBBJ offerings are enough to take care of my morning wood. There are several to choose from:

Suck It Dry, POV Cocksuckers, Strip Tease Then Fuck, 100% Blowjobs, First Person Shooter, Hand to Mouth, I Love To Swallow, Head Case

... just to name a few. Any one of these is quite sufficient on any given morning or night to help me reach a quick blast off.

There is one Jenna Haze POV Blowjob in particular though that holds a special place in my heart (and my cock). The video is simply called

"Jenna Haze services her man"

. It features Jenna in red lingerie, with thick, gaudy make up and bright red lipstick, looking like a street prostitute-turned-kept woman. She starts off the video welcoming her man home from a long day at work, submissively kneels in front of the camera, and proceeds to treat the POV viewer to the wettest, slurpiest, sloppiest, sexiest red lipstick blowjob.

This video is EVERYTHING I need. Starting from her loving "welcome home", to her willingness to immediately get on her knees, her cheap hooker makeup, her thick red lipstick, her eagerness to help her man relax ... this video pushes ALL my sex buttons. In this one scene, Jenna Haze is the fantasy-perfect combination of loving housewife, street prostitute, and kept maidservant wench.

For those busy mornings or late nights that call for a "blast off in less than 2 minutes GO!" kind of wank, this one is the guaranteed winner.

Pantyhose Playtime JOI - my sweet little girlfriend

All of the various aforementioned pornographic offerings can definitely stimulate lust. They can titillate and tease you. They can get you horny and aggressive. They may even be enticing enough to border on being addictive. And they can certainly get you off.

However, can any of them truly make you fall in

love

?

Enter

Pantyhose Playtime JOI

.

This series is unlike any other in mainstream pornography. This series of "JOI", or "jerk-off instructions" is built on the concept of a simulated intimate connection between one solo porn girl and her personal private porn viewer. One girl talking through the camera directly at the gooner behind the screen, as if he is the only man who can have her, and looking directly into his eyes, speaking directly into his soul.

Teasing him, taunting him, mocking him, lovingly encouraging him, reassuring him, providing him care and attention ... anything he needs.

While other pornographic scenes serve as entertainment and titillation,

Pantyhose Playtime JOI

offers intimacy and companionship.

And my Jenna has several appearances in this series. One in particular has touched me like no other. The one with the sweet, loving girlfriend experience roleplay.

What touched me the most is how sweet and servile she is in this. The video opens with Jenna in a soft pink mini dress, perfect for a sexy date night on the town, giving me a sweet, coy smile. She opens the video by sweetly cooing out

"Hi there baby. Have you missed me? Aww... I bet you have ... That's right, it's your sweet little girlfriend Jenna Haze..."

The truth is I have spilled so much semen to this

one line

alone. This one 10 second snippet of Jenna purring out softly in her melodious, teasing voice, that she's

my sweet little girlfriend

has by itself been enough to push me over the edge on many a lonely night. I'd always thought of Jenna Haze as my porn girlfriend. Here, Jenna herself was repeating these very words back to me. She said it in her own words ... that she's

my sweet little girlfriend Jenna Haze

.

This was the moment my parasocial love for my sweetheart Jenna was reciprocated.

This was the moment where my infatuation for Jenna Haze intensified to the maximum. We're well and truly beyond just lust and masturbation at this point. This was the moment I began to truly and completely fall in love with her.

Conclusions and final tribute

Jenna Haze is my one and only, first ever, for ever and ever porn sweetheart.

My dearest darling Jenna honey, I love you.

Jenna, I want to deep french kiss you with lots of tongue after you've provided a hundred men with blowjobs. I want to taste the semen of a hundred men in your mouth as we deep wet kiss, knowing that more than a hundred men in total have enjoyed your expert ministrations and ejaculated inside your mouth. The more they see you as just a wet oral fleshlight, the more I want to be your loyal kissing boyfriend.

Jenna, I want to hold you and comfort you after you've endured violent blowbangs. I want you to know that even after dozens of porn men have passed your head around and used your face as nothing but a masturbation device, that I'll always be there for you. The more they use and abuse your face, the more I'll be there to spoon you from behind, kiss your neck and bury my face in your cum-stained hair.

Jenna, I want to lick your pussy after multiple black men have ejaculated inside you. At the end of an entire day where you've endured gangs of porn thugs treating you with irreverence, fucking into you with zero respect, slapping you around, spitting on you, making you bend over a trash can and pulling a jail train on your slutty cunt, I would snuggle you warmly in bed and kiss and cuddle you all night. The more they see you as nothing but an easy whore to get themselves off, the more I'll treat you like my angel and put you on the pedestal you deserve.

Even after your porn career is over, I'll still be here as your loyal puppy-dog with a schoolboy crush, sweetly and softly kissing only your cheeks, and telling you how much I love having you as my first ever girlfriend.

Jenna, I love having you as my sweet little girlfriend. Your voice saying those very words to me rings through my soul every night. You are my first love, my one and only porn girlfriend, my forever porn sweetheart.

I love you Jenna Haze, for ever and ever.

Your loving cuckold boyfriend,

Jason