If you're reading this and you don't understand that the Celebrity category is fictional and not meant to hurt or represent said celebrity in any truthful way, then you probably shouldn't be reading it.
Thanks to Duane for the suggestion and inspiration...
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Angie had given her husband ample opportunity to come clean. She had asked him in about a hundred different ways, never being as straightforward as asking, "Are you cheating on me" because she didn't want him to know that she already knew the answer, but eluding to that fact nonetheless. Since she had cheated on him first and since she had accidentally started this whole affair off, she would have forgiven him if he'd admitted to it.
But Carl never did admit to it, and what was worse, he reacted very harshly to her investigations, trying to make her feel terrible for suspecting such a thing, which might have been called for if he was being honest. But Carl in fact was cheating on Angie, and she was seeing undeniable proof for the second time as she tried to think of a way to deal with this.
The first time she'd actually witnessed him fucking Cindy, the 19 year old Hispanic bar slut, with her own eyes. But since that evening, Angie had been trying to find a way to prove what she already knew in her head and heart--that they had been seeing each other long after that first time. Carl was very good at covering his tracks, so it had been with great difficulty (and a lot of luck) that Angie finally managed to get video of her husband plowing the tall, ultra skinny girl, fucking her face, licking her ass, and shooting cum in every hole of the young woman who was 15 years his junior. As mad as she was, she couldn't help but marvel at how different her husband was with this slut; he totally dominated and humiliated her, and she loved it.
Despite her anger, Angie wondered if she had been like that I bed with him, maybe their relationship would be in better shape. Playing such a submissive role wasn't of any interest to Angie, but then again she'd never really tried it. Still, Carl had never asked her. And it was too late now. This video wasn't just to satisfy her need to be right about the situation. This was evidence to be used in court.
But things took a dramatic turn at the end of the video. After the sex was over and Carl and Cindy--him covered in sweat, her in cum--resting and caught their breath on his and Angie's bed, Carl whispered to his slut girlfriend that he loved her. That was a big enough deal to Angie, but it didn't end there. He took Cindy's hand, admired a ring she wore, and then told the skinny Latina that she must "remember to never wear it around Angie because it belonged to her grandmother".
As angry as she was, Angie could have cried, and was surprised when she didn't. The diamond ring, left to her a year ago with her grandmother's passing, was worth in the area of eight-thousand dollars, but it was in bad shape after decades of neglect. She knew Carl had snuck it away, and found a receipt confirming that he was having it cleaned it up as a surprise for her. She had been excited, and played into the surprise by asking him if he'd seen it--he said he hadn't--and then pretending to be very upset for losing it. But now here he was, giving her grandmother's ring to that pretty little whore.
Now, Angie thought, this wasn't just about adultery. She was going to get him for this if it meant going to Hell and back.
She spent hours trying to come up with a way to exact her revenge, and her need for it only grew as she learned more about Carl's intentions. She opened a locked file cabinet in the garage that she knew he didn't think she knew about and found notes and plans to pay off some local guys to lie about having sex with her. He had even collected evidence, from panties to lipstick, meant to be used against her in his own apparent divorce settlement. Angie couldn't believe Carl would stoop to such lows, and it only made her more determined to get him first.
She came up with the plan that same evening, when she glanced at the local newspaper's front page...
The headline I read was "Love Is In The Air". It was referring to Jennifer Love-Hewitt, who was going to be paying our town a visit. First, let me explain how Jennifer Love-Hewitt even heard about our dinky town. Ok, well it isn't dinky. We have maybe a hundred thousand people. Or maybe it's closer to fifty thousand. Either way, it's not the brightest star in the Midwest, but its home.
There was some contest to find the best Jennifer Love-Hewitt look-alike, and somehow two of the final five contestants lived in my city. The older of the two had even gone to my high school, and graduated a year after me. The other one was her younger sister. This was great publicity for...well...Ms. Love-Hewitt, so she stopped in town for a photo op. I was even there when they took the picture in the town square. It was in a couple newspapers (the local one, for sure) and a magazine or two. Ultimately, the girls in my town only received 5th and 2nd place respectively, which was good enough for some small cash prizes and fifteen seconds of fame. The winner was some girl on the east coast who, though I really didn't care, I didn't think looked much like the celebrity at all.
So a few months go by, and the rumors start up that Jennifer was so impressed by our town during her visit (we did, after all, have a Jennifer Love-Hewitt parade the day she came, and the mayor declared the day Jennifer Love-Hewitt day) that she had inquired about buying a house here. And sure enough, it wasn't long when she had actually purchased a nice big place on the edge of town. The newspaper article said she would be arriving in town tomorrow to move in. But here is the key--I was part of the town's volunteer welcoming committee. I made sure Jennifer's stay went picture perfect and that she had everything she needed. I had never worked with a celebrity before, but Jen made it easy. She was nice, or at least she faked it well, and we became relatively close when she was here. We shared a couple drinks, and were on a first name basis. She even gave me her private phone number, though I hadn't yet used it. I suppose we might have become friends, but honestly I felt jealous of her; not just her fame and money, but her looks, too. She had everything, and being with her, due to my own insecurities, made me feel like a second-class citizen.
Since she wanted to avoid the fanfare this time around my services weren't needed, but I knew Jennifer wouldn't object to me calling and offering any help I might be able to give. So that night I called her up, we chatted a little, and I found out she would be staying in one of the hotels in town while her stuff was all unpacked and arranged. She asked me to meet her there for a drink in the hotel bar.
About an hour after the call, Carl came home. He didn't smell as if he'd showered or had sex, so this seemed to be a rare night when he actually was working late. I told him I'd talked to Jennifer, and that I was meeting her tomorrow. Even in our sad state of affairs, he perked up at this news. A lot of guys I know have a list of five or so celebrities they'd drop anything to sleep with, and I knew Jennifer Love-Hewitt was high on my husband's list, though I also knew he'd never have the balls to do anything about it.