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Cosmo Spacely was a frustrated man. A small, balding, angry and frustrated man. He was rich, powerful and had almost everything he could want. He was CEO of Spacely Sprockets, had plenty of employees to boss around, lived in the most luxurious high rise, and had all the gadgets he wanted. But his marriage to Stella was not a happy one. He married Stella not for love, but for her family's money which enabled him to start Spacely Sprockets. At work, he was king, but at home he was treated like a slave.
Stella was even more mean tempered than Cosmo. She was a dominatrix and his sole purpose at home was to cater to her every whim and to pleasure her whenever she demanded. She only let him have sex with her once a year on his birthday, if he were lucky. Because he had to find his sexual release in other ways, he had amassed the largest collection of porn in the solar system.
As unhappy as he was with his home life, he didn't want to lose his company so he endured her abuse. He took out his anger and frustration on his workers, especially George Jetson, his most incompetent employee. The only reason he kept George around was because of his wife. Jane Jetson was a knock out, and he enjoyed oogling her at company functions. In fact, his favorite porn stars were petite redheads that closely resembled Jane.
Jane Jetson was a frustrated and lonely wife. After Elroy was born, her and George had drifted apart. George was spending more time on the galaxy-net than with her. She was in her forties but still felt and looked young. Her sexual appetite was still high but George's seemed to be declining. Whenever she managed to entice George to have sex with her, he didn't seem that into it. He didn't seem to want to have sex anymore.
One night, she woke up and George wasn't in bed with her. She silently walked up to his office and watched in disbelief as he stared at his computer screen while masturbating. Jane had tried to get George to have sex with her that night but he said he was too tired and so she went to sleep. Now here he was wasting his erection in his hand instead of using it on her. Obviously, he still wanted to have sex, just not with her. Jane thought maybe a new look would induce George to want her.
The next day, Jane went shopping and returned home so excited with the new Pierre Martian dress she had bought. The green dress clung to her body and accentuated her figure. The long green gloves covered her lower arms, but her upper arms were bare and a slit up the front of the skirt showed off her slender shapely legs. It came with an extension cord that made the green dress light up like a Christmas tree. She modeled it for Gloria, her neighbor who loved the dress. Jane thought the dress would light things up between her and George that night. The thought of having George making love to her while wearing her light up dress started to arouse her.
"Wait til George sees this far out frock," she told Gloria.
Jane sashayed into the living room where George was watching the television screen, humming and singing.
"La la la, it's your dream girl walking into the room," she sang as she walked in front of him. "Hi there honey, it's your dream girl, Janie."
George's eyes stayed glued to the image of Gina Lola Jupiter on the television. Jane started to get upset that he didn't notice her.
"George? George?" she called.
"Hi Gina," he replied in a happy daze.
"Hi Gina?!" Jane shouted.
"Well, well uh well uh, what a surprise!" George said. "I was just watching the Studly Diggley Report."
"Don't you notice anything different about me?" Jane asked.
George fumbled for the right answer but didn't notice her new dress.
"Whatever you did honey, you're almost good enough for the the Miss Solar System beauty contest."
"Almost good enough?" Jane almost cried. "Well, I like that."
"And I like you," George cluelessly replied. "Now why don't you take off that old house coat and put on something nice and we'll go out for something nice."
Jane was so upset she slammed a vase onto his head and ran out in tears.
"He and his Miss Solar System. I've got a mind to enter the contest myself. That would teach him," she cried to Gloria.
"Say remember that picture you took at that New Year's party?" her neighbor asked. "In that tantalizing masquerade costume. Why don't you send that into the contest committee just for fun."
At first, Jane demurred. But when she saw her husband cheering and clapping at the image of Miss Jupiter, she felt something snap.
"I'll show him who can be glamorous," she promised.