Fucked Up And Freaky Fuck Parody
"Baby... I love your hair... You're so damn handsome." My mom Kathie Lee (Kathie Lee Gifford) compliments my new hairstyle. She looks it over, holding my face... moving it side to side. Mom kisses me, then goes into her kitchen... we're at my parent's house in Beverly Hills.
"I know... I think it's hot." My wife... one of them... Kim Kardashian comments. She braided my blonde hair into tight cornrows. Kim kisses me, her arms around my shoulder. She stands in front of me... I'm on a stool, at the counter, between my parents kitchen and den.
"I have the most gorgeous son. I could look at you all day James." Mom winks at me... blowing me a big kiss, from the kitchen.
"Thanks mom... I have the most gorgeous mother... best mom titties too." I wink back at her. Mom shakes her titties in her tight, white tank top... no bra. I fucking love my sexy ass mother. She's one of the most gorgeous women I've ever had... and I've had a lot of them. You see... I'm a pornstar... and a gigalo. I get paid to fuck... but I also do it for free, off camera... a whole lot. Mom took my virginity, many years ago. She was my first anal... and the first woman who drank my piss. Mom's the most wonderful mother ever... and one of the true loves of my life.
Kim and I are making out... and mom is cooking lunch... when my sister Katy (Katy Perry) comes sauntering in. "Howdy handsome." Katy kisses my cheek... and feels up Kim.
"Howdy ma'am... fuck... you look hot." Katy has her trademark short blonde hair, a skin tight, white, Simpsons tee shirt... no bra... skin tight, white Capri pants... no panties... and white and pink sneakers on.
Katy has awesome tits... and I'm checking them out, big time. Katy looks at me... and then her big tits, in her tight shirt. She smiles... then pulls her shirt up, over her awesome 34D titties, and shakes them for me. Katy plays with them, twisting her rock hard nipples, flicking them and squeezes her tits. She loves showing them off... especially to me.
Katy pulls my head to her chest. I motorboat her gorgeous cans... and Katy rubs my face all over them. I lick them, as Katy drags my face across her 34D's. I bite them and kiss every inch of them. Kim starts rubbing my massive cock in my tight, white, designer sweatpants. I suck on my sister's perfect tits, while Kim pulls my super thick 12 inches out of my pants and strokes it.