Its A Beautiful Freaky World Ch 01

Fucked Up And Freaky Fuck Parody

"Baby... I love your hair... You're so damn handsome." My mom Kathie Lee (Kathie Lee Gifford) compliments my new hairstyle. She looks it over, holding my face... moving it side to side. Mom kisses me, then goes into her kitchen... we're at my parent's house in Beverly Hills.

"I know... I think it's hot." My wife... one of them... Kim Kardashian comments. She braided my blonde hair into tight cornrows. Kim kisses me, her arms around my shoulder. She stands in front of me... I'm on a stool, at the counter, between my parents kitchen and den.

"I have the most gorgeous son. I could look at you all day James." Mom winks at me... blowing me a big kiss, from the kitchen.

"Thanks mom... I have the most gorgeous mother... best mom titties too." I wink back at her. Mom shakes her titties in her tight, white tank top... no bra. I fucking love my sexy ass mother. She's one of the most gorgeous women I've ever had... and I've had a lot of them. You see... I'm a pornstar... and a gigalo. I get paid to fuck... but I also do it for free, off camera... a whole lot. Mom took my virginity, many years ago. She was my first anal... and the first woman who drank my piss. Mom's the most wonderful mother ever... and one of the true loves of my life.

Kim and I are making out... and mom is cooking lunch... when my sister Katy (Katy Perry) comes sauntering in. "Howdy handsome." Katy kisses my cheek... and feels up Kim.

"Howdy ma'am... fuck... you look hot." Katy has her trademark short blonde hair, a skin tight, white, Simpsons tee shirt... no bra... skin tight, white Capri pants... no panties... and white and pink sneakers on.

Katy has awesome tits... and I'm checking them out, big time. Katy looks at me... and then her big tits, in her tight shirt. She smiles... then pulls her shirt up, over her awesome 34D titties, and shakes them for me. Katy plays with them, twisting her rock hard nipples, flicking them and squeezes her tits. She loves showing them off... especially to me.

Katy pulls my head to her chest. I motorboat her gorgeous cans... and Katy rubs my face all over them. I lick them, as Katy drags my face across her 34D's. I bite them and kiss every inch of them. Kim starts rubbing my massive cock in my tight, white, designer sweatpants. I suck on my sister's perfect tits, while Kim pulls my super thick 12 inches out of my pants and strokes it.

"Mmmmmmm... suck my titties James. Mom... come join in... it's time to fuck." Katy tells mom. My mom. Turns the food on the stove off and runs over to us... throwing her top and pants off. Mom pulls my face to her gorgeous, milf tits, as Kim starts sucking my, half hard, cock.

I alternate between mom and Katy's awesome, natural tits... licking, biting and sucking all over both pairs of tits. Kim sucks half of my huge cock into her very talented mouth, as she takes her clothes off. Kim's long blonde hair fails wildly, as she bobs her head quickly on my manmeat. Mom rubs my balls, as I suck Katy's jugs... sucking so hard, I leave red rings around her nipples.

Mom rides me... bouncing wildly on my super hard 12 inches. "OH MY GOD... I'M. CUMMING ALREADY BABY... I LOVE YOUR BIG FUCKING COCK JAMES!!" Mom screams out, shooting her pussy jizz all over my rampaging man eat. Kim is behind her, groping her natural milk jugs. Kim points moms tits at me and squeezes them hard. Mom's milk shoots out, directly into my open mouth. I lean forward and stuck out several mouthfuls of my mother's delicious tit milk. Kim squeezes moms gorgeous milf cans into my mouth... blasting out her milk into my thirsty, hard sucking mouth.

I fuck Kim next. She rides my cock, just like mom... facing me, her arms around my neck. We kiss lovingly... as horny as possible... as Kim slams down on my cock. I smack and squeeze that perfect booty of hers, as I watch mom and Katy, 69 on the floor. It's such a hot sight. Katy works overtime on mom's tasty, neatly trimmed, extra juicy, milf pussy... licking mom out with her super quick tongue. Mom. Sucks on Katy's bald cunt... licking and sucking her pink folds, swallowing Katy's pussy cream that she squirts out. They both orgasm within seconds of each other. Both hotties lick each other clean.

Katy rides me next... my 12 very thick inches buried to the hilt in Katy's tight booty, facing me, sucking my tongue. Katy scream out into my mouth, biting my tongue, as she squirts all over my crotch and balls. Kim licks my huge balls, as I pummel my sister's awesome, tight, well toned booty with blazing lust fueled power. I groan and Kim pulls my cock out of Katy's ass. All three women kneel down and suck out my huge load of cum. I spray all three gorgeous faces. Kim sucks my cumming cock, making sure to swallow a mouthful.

Katy sucks me clean, as Kim and mom kiss. Kim licks moms face clean and they share my jizz, kissing passionately. Kim looks at me and winks, as she and mom string out my cum from their mouths, then lick it up, kissing, swallowing my cream, moaning into each other mouths.

I start pissing in Katy's mouth. She moans her approval, tickles my balls and drinks my warm yellow nectar eagerly. She pulls my pissing cock out of her mouth and sprays Kim's and mom's faces with my piss. They both smile wide, making sure their entire faces get bathed in my piss. Kim and mom drink a mouthful of piss and Katy finishes it off on her tits. I coat both, perfect tits, then Katy smacks my happy cock all over her piss covered titties. She sucks me clean, licking my shaft, as she sucks me dry... looking right at me, winking and smiling big.

I ass fuck mom... pissing in her toned and tan booty, filling it. I pull out and watch Kim suck my piss out of mom's awesome, well aged ass. I ass pound my wife for an hour. Kim squirts five times... four directly into Katy's sucking mouth... and one into moms. We ate a break and eat lunch... chit chat... have a couple drinks... then continue our fun. I eat chocolate cake out of mom's super sweet pussy, while Katy and Kim fuck my cock with their tits. Mom rides my face, while I eat my dessert out of her mature snatch. Mom cums in my mouth. A tasty drink, to wash down the super sweet, pussy flavored cake.

I blast my wad all over Katy and Kim's big tits. They take turns sucking me clean and licking each other's big titties clean. I just lay back in the floor and smile. I have the coolest... and hottest family... and wife's... and friends... and I'm just getting started, telling you all about it...

To be continued...