Celebs: Maria Menounos
Codes: (MF, Anal, Inter, Oral)
Disclaimer: This story is fictional. None of this has ever happened or ever will happen.
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My name is Dirk Jackson. I had recently gotten famous from starring in some highly successful action movies. For the most part, everything was great. The fans were nice and so was most of the media, but there was one woman who seemed to have it out for me. Maria Menounos was starting to become a real pain in my backside.
Ever since I got famous for starring in some pretty high earning and critically successful movies, I have felt like she has tried to do everything she could to destroy my life and my career. I had no idea why she was always out to get me. I have never done anything mean to her and only treated her with respect, but something about me made the woman's blood boil.
Tonight was going to be different though. I was going to have some male and female friends over for a night of having fun and hanging out. I planned the event with the hope that this would help me get my mind of the celebrity stalker I had seemed to acquire almost overnight.
I was not going to worry about her tonight. It was just going to be me, some guy friends, some friends who are girls, and a night of fun. Nothing was going to stop me from finally relaxing and just have some of the fun that I desperately needed. I made sure everything was ready for my night with my friends.
All the beers were in the cooler, the food on the table, and napkins were placed where they could be easily found in case of a major spill. I had just gotten brand new leather couches and not wanting to ruin them so quickly, I put on the plastic covers.
I wasn't expecting any of my guests for at least another couple of hours so I decided to just sit on my couch and enjoy my brand new flat screen television. I had bought this new flat screen just for tonight, so why not try it out before the guests showed up? I turned on the TV and turned it to a channel that I liked.
The first thing I noticed was how amazing and crisp the images looked. The surround sound was also amazing. It looked like buying this new TV was a pretty smart choice. The sun was starting to set and I was still enjoying watching my favorite shows on my new television.
I was tuned into my show when I saw a little flicker of light. I got up from my seat on my couch and looked down into my backyard. I couldn't see who it was clearly, but there was someone on my property who wasn't invited. I reasoned it was an intruder because all of my friends knew that they should come up to the front door of my place.
I rushed towards the door and went outside. It was way harder to see than it was in the lit living room, but I could still see the outline of the person. The intruder looked panicked and was trying to collecting things off the ground.
I began to run towards this person in hopes that I could stop them. They tried to turn around and run for the hills, but I was able to get my arms around them and put them in a hold to try to force them onto the ground.
The intruder must have had some experience with being put in holds they were able to break out of my hold and elbow me in the stomach, forcing me to fall to the ground. The intruder tried to run away again, but I wasn't going to let that happen. Once their leg lifted off the ground, I was able to grab their ankle, making them fall on to the ground.
"Ow! Fuck that hurt!" the intruder said. I immediately recognized the voice. I climbed on to the intruder to keep her from escaping.
My backyard had clap on lights that I decided to have installed last year from when I sit outside and just relax. I clapped the lights on and I wasn't surprised to see who it was. I had finally caught who was trying to spy on me and it was none other than Maria Menounos herself.
She looked stunning in a full-length white dress that showed off all of her curves. It was making it almost impossible for me to focus. She was wearing tan high heels that really made he legs look like they were miles long.
"Will you get the fuck off me?" Maria yelled as she tried to squirm her way out. My last movie had me training for months to be in top physical shape, there was no way she was going to get out of this.
"If I get off you and let you up, you are just going to run again," I explained to her.
"Just let me up!" she screamed as she became infuriated.
"Then you go over to the table and you don't get up from the chair unless I tell you so. Are we clear Maria?" I propositioned to her.
"Fine! Just please get off me! You're crushing me," she replied. I got off her and I guided her to the seat. I waited for her to calm down from the incident before I started asking questions.
"I'm sorry I had to take you down like that, I could not make out who you were and you were on private property," I said before Maria chimed in.
"Didn't mean you had to fucking tackle someone you prick!"
"First of all, calm the fuck down. Second of all, I did not tackle you. I held you in a hold that you got out off and I grabbed your ankle while on the ground, forcing you to fall," I replied.
"It doesn't matter, I could still sue you if I have any injuries," she replied.
"Yeah. Let's see how that goes when you mention the fact you were not invited onto this private property by the owner and just decided to take pictures with that camera of yours. In fact, why don't I just call the cops now and see how they respond," I said grabbing for my cell phone in my pants pocket.
Maria's face immediately went from being angry to being terrified. She knew that if I called the cops, the rest of the media would be all over the story of Maria Menounos sneaking onto Dirk Johnson's private property to take photos of him, she could be sent to jail as well as having her journalism career ruined.
"Wait! Please don't call the cops!" Maria begged as she held her hand out in stop motion.
"Why? Why should I not call the cops Maria?" I asked.
"I don't know. Maybe we could work something out?" she replied.
"You want to cut a deal? Alright, tell me why you want to ruin my career so much," I replied, wanting to see what type of shit she was going to come up with. Maria stood up from the chair and began to speak.
"I don't want to ruin your career. I'm just doing my job,"