April Ludgate stared into the camera, trying to make up her mind whether she should say something, ignore them or tell them all to fuck off. When the camera crew at first showed up she had of course mostly ignored them or told them to leave her alone, but Leslie had insisted she interact with them and it was kind of impossible to say no to Leslie Knope. So April had started reluctantly talking to them, and honestly it had kind of become therapeutic. However talking to them about the goings-on in the Parks and Recs Department was one thing, and talking to them about her relationship with Andy was mostly fine too, but her relationship with Ann? Lately that had become... complicated.
Knowing the camera crew wouldn't go away until she said something April sighed deeply and then said, "I love Andy. I really do... but... sex with him has always been vanilla, and... well, kind of boring. It's never that way with Ann."
After admitting that April looked over at her desk and smiled, remembering one particularly very not vanilla/boring time with Ann Perkins.
**
"We're here." April unnecessarily announced as she put the handbrake on and then turned to the woman sitting in the passenger seat, "Get out."
Ann sighed, "You're not just going to drive off and leave me here, right?"
Oddly enough the thought hadn't occurred to April, which was unusual for her, so to save face she replied in her usual monotone which she knew Ann struggle to understand, "No."
"See, you don't sound serious, and this is very serious April." Ann huffed, before burying her face in her hands, "Oh my God, what am I doing. This is crazy, and I look fucking ridiculous."
Shrugging nonchalantly April murmured, "I think you look hot."
"I look like something out of a porno." Ann whined.
"I know." April smirked.
Not amused Ann exclaimed softly so nobody but them could hear, "April! This is serious, if somebody catches us-"
"God Ann, no one is going to catch us." April rolled her eyes, "It's after midnight. Not even Leslie is lame enough to still be here. And you know for a fact there is no security or anything."
That was true. With all the cutbacks the local government could barely afford one security guard during the day, and that's Andy. Who would still be playing in front of like three people in some bar in the middle of nowhere, unlikely to make it home to fill April's needs. Although truth be told if he was April would still be here with Ann. April just didn't want to tell Ann that.
Not satisfied with April's observation Ann pushed the issue, "I know, but if we get caught-"
"We won't." April said loudly.
"IF, we get caught..." Ann insisted on continuing, "We could lose everything. Our friends, our jobs, everything. April, you'd lose Andy, and I'd officially be a home-wrecker. Is that what you want?"
April pouted. Why did Ann have to be so lame and responsible? Why couldn't she be fun all the time, like when her mind was clouded with lust and she was April's submissive little plaything, so adorably eager to please her no matter what. That's the Ann that April wanted to hang out with, not one which would make her question why she was risking everything for an affair with the person she hated most in the world. Or at least until recently believed she hated.
Pushing those thoughts out of her head April forced a smile and put her hand on Ann's thigh, "Don't you want to prove you're mine?"
Ann blushed, looked down and after a long pause weakly mumbled, "Yes."
"Well..." April purred, tracing her fingertip up and down Ann's thigh as slowly and as gently as possible before leaning in to whisper, "Get out the car."
There was a long pause, April honestly expecting Ann to complain more. She even started thinking about ways she could push the issue, then Ann just reached out, open the door to the car and unbuckled her seatbelt before awkwardly stepping out of the vehicle. Ann did all this without looking at April, or even what she was doing. No, she just kept her head lowered with an adorable look of horror and despair mixed with submission which April just found intoxicating. Then the older brunette just stood where she was awkwardly, and then looked pleadingly in April's direction.
The temptation to just drive away was almost overwhelming. It would be so easy, all April would have to do was it the automatic lock, kick the car into gear and then slowly drive away while enjoying the delicious looking expressions on Ann's face. April even seriously considered driving around the block and then pretend Ann was a hooker and try and 'negotiate' a price. But now she wasn't blissed out from orgasms Ann was freaking out again, something April had to admit was understandable under the circumstances, so instead April decided to get out, lock the car, and casually stroll over to the entrance to City Hall, which they just so happen to have keys too.
Maybe they would do this again and April would risk pissing Ann off, but right now she couldn't not cautiously walk with the older woman to their place of work, Ann smiling proudly once it was confirmed no one was there, "I told you."
"Someone could still come." Ann pointed out nervously, "We could still get caught."
"Ann, you need to relax." April purred, slowly advancing on her prey.
Taking a couple of steps back Ann stammered, "Do... do you even like me?"
April frowned, "What?"
Suddenly feeling emboldened Ann stepped forward, "You heard me. Do you like me? Because you've done a pretty good job of convincing me and everyone else you hate my guts, and if... if we're going to have sex in the middle of where we work... well, I... I'd like to know I'm not risking my entire life for someone who doesn't give a damn about me."
