How I Met Your Mother

"Fuck Marshall!" Lily screamed as Marshall used every inch he had to fill her up. Lily had woken up to Marshall in her once again, a wake up she never got sick of.

Marshall pumped his load into Lily, and he made sure there were no drops left. Marshall got up to go to the bathroom while Lily laid motionless and smiling on the bed.

Lily was living a great life. She had given birth to her child and lost all her baby weight. While her body slimmed down, her tits stayed full and large. Her 32F tits remained eye candy for the world.

Lily finally got the strength and got ready to go to back to her job, teaching kindergarten, for the first time since having her baby. She smushed her giant tits into a bra, and put on her favorite turtleneck. The turtleneck accentuated the beautiful redhead's natural breasts, and she followed the outfit up with a pair of tight, skinny jeans that grasped her plump, medium-sized ass perfectly. Lily wore this outfit knowing she would get some glares from other teachers, and even the principal.

Lily arrived at school and was immediately greeted by some of her peers. They asked about the baby, and complimented her on her fast comeback. They didn't say anything about her body but she could feel some eyes staring.

Lily made her way into her classroom and went about her day. At lunchtime, the school principal asked to see her in his office. Lily could have sworn she did nothing wrong, but went to the office nonetheless.

"Lily, how are you!" Principal Klein asked.

"Oh you know, I'm here!" Lily responded accordingly.

"I just wanted to ask how you were doing since I haven't seen you in a couple months, and when I did see you, you filled out your sweaters a lot differently."

"Yes, that baby gave me some extra weight around the belly and legs," Lily responded honestly.

Principal Klein responded, "Well I'm glad you're back and feeling good. Just have a quick question for you."

Lily couldn't even think what this could be about; her mind raced as Mr. Klein spoke.

"Did your breasts get significantly larger since before your pregnancy? Because they would not catch my eye as they did today."

Lily couldn't help but smile at his horny comment. "They are much, much bigger than before, and I have no problem with that."

He answered, "I knew it! They bounced every step you took walking in here. Well thank you so much for returning and answering my odd question."

They both stood up and shook hands. Lily gave his crotch a quick glance and was not surprised to see Principal Klein fully erect. She shook his hand and smirked at how she just turned her principal on.

Lily finished her first day back, and as she was leaving, she remembered she had to grab a package that Barney had received on accident. She texted Barney that she'd be over later that night, but he failed to give her a response in time.

Lily ran the errands she needed to run, and headed to Barney's at around nine.

She arrived at the front of his apartment door and knocked loudly so that he could hear her. Lily knocked a couple times, but let herself in as no one answered. She knew Barney was home, as she called his office and they said he headed home for the day.

Lily, still in her beautiful turtleneck, sat on Barney's couch and waited for him. She didn't realize it right away, but she could hear sounds coming from Barney's bedroom. A woman was yelling, very loudly, "RIGHT THERE BARNEY YES," and a man, being Barney, was moaning loudly as well.

Lily listened to the sex sounds and began to wonder how Barney was in bed. Not long after she heard the first screams, she heard a simultaneous climax between the woman and Barney. She was amazed at how Barney came right as the woman did.

Lily waited on the couch for some more time, and finally heard Barney's bedroom door open.

A black haired woman emerged from the room in only a shirt and a very tiny thong. This woman's ass was one of the largest Lily had ever seen. She had skinny legs, but had a large ass that ate the thong right up.

"Hi, is Barney around?" Lily asked.

The woman, very dazed by the pounding Barney had given her, barely got out, "He's coming."

Lily just stared at her ass while she waited and was amazed at how it moved and jiggled so wonderfully. Barney finally came from the bedroom wearing only his underwear to escort the girl out. He hugged her goodbye and gave her ass a good squeeze before letting her out.

It was now just Lily in Barney's apartment. Barney came and sat next to Barney, who had a very visible erection. Lily couldn't help but look at Barney's large cock while she made her first statement to him.

"Hey do you have my package you got on accident?"

"Lil it's at my office, I brought it there thinking you'd stop by. My apologies."

Lily responded, "No worries. Can you bring it back here tomorrow? I'll pick it up later after I work."

"Of course. See you then."

Lily left his apartment and went back to her own. She couldn't help but think of Barney, who was easily the most toned out of the gang, and his large ten inch cock that she got to see in person. Lily thought about what he could've done to that large assed woman. She knew a sex fiend like him dominates women, and her giant ass would only make him go harder on her. The woman's ass must have been clapping like an audience when Barney fucked her.

Lily had to stop herself from fantasizing about Barney anymore. She felt her large nipples harden and she was getting the urge to fuck. She finally made it home that night and walked in to Ted fucking Robin over their kitchen table. Ted didn't even hear Lily walk in, and Robin's eyes were closed tightly as she got the life fucked out of her.

She snuck into her and Marshall's room and fell asleep quick, as she had to work the next day.

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The next morning hit and Lily woke up grouchy and horny. She ignored Marshall's attempt at an early morning fuck and got ready for work. She, again, work a sweater that greatly complemented her enormous breasts, and a pair of khakis the made her ass look larger than what it actually was.

Lily went through the school day dodging coworkers and her horny principal, and made it through the whole day without any issues. Her one problem, however, was that she was still incredibly horny.

She contained herself despite her intense urges, and headed to Barney's apartment after she finished some last minute school related work. Lily sat patiently while riding on her way to Barney's and felt her pussy tingling as she got closer to the destination. She didn't know why she was getting this urge, but it persisted and eventually got even stronger.

Lily made it to Barney's apartment, and made her way up to his floor. Her large boobs swayed and jiggled with every step she took, only amplifying her sexiness. She knocked on Barney's door and awaited her friend.

Barney opened the door wearing only white briefs. "Hey Lil!"

Lily and her fat tits were startled by Barney's appearance, but nonetheless she stared at his glaring flaccid dick and responded, "H-Hey B-Barney."

"Sit on the couch and I'll get your package, it's in my closet."

Lily sat on the couch. She felt the same feeling she felt the night before on her ride home, except much stronger this time. Her nipples were harder than ever and were blatantly showing through her sweater. Lily's underwear were drenched, and she was ready to get laid at any moment.

Barney returned with her package and sat next to her on the couch.

"Here ya go Lil," Barney said and proceeded to hug her after.

Lily hugged him back and released after a couple seconds. She glanced down at his briefs and saw his cock stiffening. Her eyes moved back to his, which were staring at her rack.

"Lily your tits look great, and your nipples are pointing out quite a bit," Barney said. Lily wasn't surprised, her tits were giant, and her being horny helped how they looked.

Barney, with no warning, began to squeeze Lily's big boobs. "Wow these are bigger than they look."

Lily did nothing, and let one of her best friends grope her as he pleased. She was thoroughly enjoying her great breasts being loved. It was only a matter of time before Lily made a move. Without stopping Barney, she grabbed his hard, throbbing cock through his briefs. She knew he was a few inches shorter than Marshall, but she realized that he was much thicker than Marshall, who was already thick as it was.

They began kissing. Barney lifted Lily's sweater off her and was amazed at the rack his redheaded friend had. Her giant, white breasts were covered by a white bra, and looked stunning. Her large nipples lifted the bra from her tits, and caught Barney's eye. Barney took each boob out individually and sucked hard on each beautiful nipple.

Lily held Barney onto her chest, giving him no room to leave her nipple. Lily looked down and saw Barney stroking his big cock as he adored her jugs. She took initiative and got herself naked. Lily was rarely this horny, but when she's in this mood, she can take a great deal of dick. She knew Barney was going to fuck her harder than Marshall ever had, and she was more than ready for it.

Barney began to go down on Lily. Lily tweaked her nipples and squeezed her tits sensually as Barney gave her the best head she's ever gotten. After about two minutes, Lily came extremely hard. It was an orgasm that curled her toes and hardened her gorgeous nipples even more. She loved what Barney was doing, but needed cock.

Lily pulled Barney from her pussy, and positioned his cock up in the air. His dick was enormous, but Lily needed it. She tried to fit as much as she could in her mouth, and Barney watched in ecstasy as his redheaded best friend throated his massive cock.

As much as he was loving the blowjob, he has wanted to fuck Lily for years. Even though she just developed this incredible body, he's gotten constant erections over her since the day he met her.

Barney pushed Lily's head down hard, and listened to her gag on his thick shaft. Eventually he pulled her off and turned her around immediately. Lily was ready for some doggy as Barney readied his cock. She laid with her big boobs hanging over the side of the couch and her ass in the air.

Barney's cock was ready. He slowly inserted his thick, soup can resembling dick into Lily. He wasn't expecting to feel her pussy stretch, but it stretched all around his member. Lily said nothing and made no noise, except a small gasp, as Barney went balls deep into her. As he started to thrust in an out of her, she couldn't keep it in any longer. Lily began moaning like never before; groaning at every pump Barney put into her.

Barney reached for her luscious red hair, and pulled her back into position. He kept her hair in his grasps and picked up his pace. Lily was getting ferociously pounded by Barney now. She was moaning, but heard every time her ass clapped loudly against Barney when he pumped into her. Her eyes rolled as she had the most intense, toe-curling orgasm she'd ever had.

Barney continued to fuck her hard, but decided he needed to see her tits while he fucked her. He sat on the couch and positioned his cock straight up in the air. It was an amazing sight watching the wife of his best friend sit and take the entire length of his cock.

Lily rode him hard, and Barney kept both of his hands on her enormous, jiggling breasts. He almost came dozens of times, as Lily rode and twerked on the head of his dick rapidly.

Barney pushed Lily off him and positioned her in doggy once again. He inserted himself much easier this time, but had a different motive in mind. As he pumped in and out of her intensely again, he slipped his thumb into Lily's perky asshole. She quickly turned back and stared Barney down. Lily mustered strength to nod to Barney, giving him the go ahead to stick his cock in her ass.

Barney lubed his cock up with spit and spread Lily's plump asscheeks. He slowly put his massive cock into her tight, untouched asshole. Lily came hard once Barney was fully in her butt. He had no remorse for her being new to anal, and began fucking the shit out of her again. She made no noise as Barney ripped her ass apart.

After about twenty minutes of anal, Barney yelled, "LILY I'M GOING TO CUM."

Lily had no words, and felt several hot blasts of cum fill her asshole. She laid there, now cum filled, and smiled as she just had the best fuck of her life.

Lily laid with Barney on his couch, still fully nude, and rested. Barney played with Lily's huge rack as she closed her eyes for a couple minutes to recover.

She eventually got up, and stopped Barney from playing with her boobs. Barney knew she was getting horny again, and knew why she got up to go. They kissed hard, and Lily left his apartment with a much wider ass.

As she got home to Marshall, they both went to bed, and Lily slept like a baby, as she had the life fucked out of her.

Lily woke up the next day and giggled to herself, just realizing she's fucked every guy in the close knit friend group.

Lily knew the fun was just getting started.