It was nothing unusual to get an e-mail asking me to do a house call on Friday afternoon. My manager knew I loved to leave early on Friday because I work late Monday to Thursday. (it was her way of telling me to enjoy my week-end)
Her name was Miss Lee it was about 20 minutes from work (about 10 minutes from my home) "Her computer is running slow" that's all the ticket said.
(I don't know what OS it is, if it Windows or a Mac, Probabley another 386 or something that her son tried to install XP on I thought)
I pulled into the driveway of a very nice bungalow. I got out of my car with my laptop and tools and knocked at the door......Hmmmm nothing, I knocked again this time a little louder, again nothing. (I knew that my manager always confirmed the customer was home) I set my tools down and walked around back to my amazement I see a beautiful blonde woman lying out in the backyard. Blonde hair, lying on her back wearing a not to reveling pink 2 piece Bikini.
Ahem, trying to clear my throat, "Oh!, she says, You must be the technician" she said, "Yes I said, I was advised to stop here before going home.
"Great!" she said "Beer?" now must techs would say no thanks because they want to get out and get home to play WOW, or Counterstrike or Something.
"Yes please" I said, as she got up I saw her breasts bounce playfully, (I'm a sucker for nice Breasts, they were nice about a CC Cup.)
I offered my hand to shake her hand, "My name is JR" she said I don't shake hands and she Hugged me tight, pressing her breasts against my chest and holding me tight) I put my arms around her and she pushed even harder into me) I placed my hands on her bare back.
I started to slide my hands further down and just about got to her waistband when she broke our hug and chuckled and said "I better get you to fix the computer before we forget why you're here, "I'm paying by the Hr" she said with a laugh as she walked in the house from the side door.
While she went to get the beer, I went and got my tools from around front and brought it inside. Closing the door behind me I could feel the Air Conditioning blowing a nice steady breeze, She came back to the mud room where I waited to be invited in and she had the beers, "Come in, Can I take your jacket?" I removed my sports coat and set it down. She didn't bother to cover herself and walked around in her bikini, it was all I could do to hide my now almost fully erect bulge in my pants, I almost begged to know where the problem computer was so that I could sit down. "So, where is the computer?" I asked trying to get the repair out of the way. " In the den", she said "Follow Me" and I watched as she wiggled your great ass into the other room, watching and enjoy every step she took. Stopping before a set of double doors she bent down as if to pick a small piece of dirt off the floor (I didn't see any dirt, but I did that crack of her ass and it caused me to go to full erection) really feeling uneasy between that great body, the beer and the seductive way she acted.
She opens the doors and I see a few Boxes with HP on it. (thinking too myself I thought this was a Repair not a setup, Setups we do over the phone in like 15 minutes)
"I hope you don't mind, I just got this and apparently it's got Vista Business, I hate it, I need XP Pro please.
Doing some thinking she does have a virus, its call Windows Vista. (don't get me wrong I'm not out to take people's money but I need to pay my bills)