This Story was Co-Written By Kristi and "Dice" Casden as part of our on-going D&K Universe.
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On the afternoon of March 31, 2012, WWE Champion CM Punk, wearing a t-shirt, baseball cap and shorts, and former WWE Diva Lita, wearing black pants, a hooded jacket and a light colored top, are sloshing through the streets of Miami as a typical Floridian downpour drenches them from head to toe as they carry veggie and fruit smoothies. "See... I told you we didn't have anything to worry about... the streets are pretty much clear..." Punk says with a grin as he and Lita take their time and cross over the Miami River Walk as neither of them are in a hurray to get out of the rain.
Lita raises an eyebrow and glances over at Punk as she walks beside him. "You're just trying to waste time so you have to spend as little amount of time possible in that suit for the Hall of Fame ceremony..." Lita says with a laugh as droplets of rain water drip down her face. "And...this...you find this pleasant?"
"Well yeah... it's a nice day... and as usual you are dripping wet when around me..." Punk says jokingly, "And besides, I don't see you exactly rushing off to the hotel to put on that evening gown..."
Lita presses her lips together and laughs. "That's because you forced me to take this walk with you in the fuckin' rain!" Lita replies.
"It wasn't raining when we left to grab some the smoothies..." Punk says innocently but with a mischievous grin, "Not my fault it rains all the time in Miami..."
Lita smirks over at Punk. "You're an ass..." Lita says with a laugh.
"You're such a flirt..." Punk says jokingly before he brushes the face of his watch against his soaked shirt so that he can see what time it is, "Damn... only a quarter past five... still got nearly two hours before..." Punk says.
Lita nods her head and laughs. "Oh! Punk! You can tell time now?" Lita says before she tilts her head back and laughs a bit harder at her own playful insult.
Punk smirks, "Oh you're a real barrel of laughs..." Punk says as he playfully stomps a foot into a puddle, splashing water onto Lita's legs as they walk.
Lita flinches her for a moment as the cold water splashes on her. "Oh you ass..." Lita says with a laugh.
"What's a matter? You're already soaking wet..." Punk laughs as thunder booms overhead as the downpour continues.
"I thought that's how you liked me..." Lita says with a playfully sly smirk.
"It is.." Punk smirks, "You know a park a short ways from here..." Punk says slyly.
Lita licks her teeth, but then shakes her head and laughs. "Uhhh...no...the last time I did something like that in public...it wasn't good..."
"What's a matter? Chicken?" Punk asks with a smirk
"Fuck no!" Lita slightly yells at Punk. "I'm not chicken and you know that...it's just I've matured a bit since those glory days..."
"Oh... you've gotten... OLD then..." Punk says teasingly
Lita raises an eyebrow and glances at Punk before she narrows her eyes. "Did you just say old?"
"Yeah I did... nothing to be ashamed of... I'll just remember to get you a rocking chair for your birthday..." Punk adds as he continues to tease Lita.
Lita tilts her head back and releases a loud laugh. "Like you ever got me a gift...much less one for my birthday!"
Punk grins, "Well I did... except you never got them because you distracted me..." Punk says with a laugh as he and Lita enter Bayfront Park
Lita presses her lips together and turns to face Punk. "You're such a liar..."
"Maybe..." Punk shrugs, "Still... if you're too OLD to have some fun in the park while it's pouring...."
"I'm not too old for anything, and I'll prove it!"
"Careful Granny... you're gonna raise your blood pressure..." Punk laughs as he continues to tease Lita.
Lita raises an eyebrow and smirks at Punk. "You have no idea what you're getting into..." Lita says before she walks ahead of Punk to a park bench.
"Oh really?" Punk asks as he follows Lita over to the park bench where they set their smoothies down.
Lita nods her head. "Oh yeah...cause, I think you forget...I was the original Diva of Xtreme..."
CM Punk smirks, "And that was what... 12 years ago?" Punk asks teasingly as Lita grabs the soaked material of his shirt to pull him forward.
"Fuck you..." Lita says with a smirk as she locks her eyes with Punk before she lifts the soaked t-shirt against his upper body.
Punk raises his arms and leans forward, making it easy for Lita to remove his soaking wet t-shirt from his toned and tattooed upper body. "You're right... you're gonna fuck me..." Punk smirks at Lita as the rain hits against his upper body as he proceeds to unzip Lita's drenched hooded jacket.
Lita licks her teeth as she places her hands onto his tattoo, toned and water soaked chest as she mischievously begins to lower her hands to his waist.
Punk smirks at Lita as he pushes her jacket off of her shoulders and down her arms , causing Lita to remove her hands from his waist to let her jacket fall from her arms. Before Lita can place her hands back on his waist, Punk lifts up Lita's soaked top.
Lita raises her arms and smirks at CM Punk after her nicely rounded, large, juicy, water soaked tits become exposed