This Story was Co-Written By Kristi and "Dice" Casden as part of our on-going D&K Universe.
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On the afternoon of March 31, 2012, WWE Champion CM Punk, wearing a t-shirt, baseball cap and shorts, and former WWE Diva Lita, wearing black pants, a hooded jacket and a light colored top, are sloshing through the streets of Miami as a typical Floridian downpour drenches them from head to toe as they carry veggie and fruit smoothies. "See... I told you we didn't have anything to worry about... the streets are pretty much clear..." Punk says with a grin as he and Lita take their time and cross over the Miami River Walk as neither of them are in a hurray to get out of the rain.
Lita raises an eyebrow and glances over at Punk as she walks beside him. "You're just trying to waste time so you have to spend as little amount of time possible in that suit for the Hall of Fame ceremony..." Lita says with a laugh as droplets of rain water drip down her face. "And...this...you find this pleasant?"
"Well yeah... it's a nice day... and as usual you are dripping wet when around me..." Punk says jokingly, "And besides, I don't see you exactly rushing off to the hotel to put on that evening gown..."
Lita presses her lips together and laughs. "That's because you forced me to take this walk with you in the fuckin' rain!" Lita replies.
"It wasn't raining when we left to grab some the smoothies..." Punk says innocently but with a mischievous grin, "Not my fault it rains all the time in Miami..."
Lita smirks over at Punk. "You're an ass..." Lita says with a laugh.
"You're such a flirt..." Punk says jokingly before he brushes the face of his watch against his soaked shirt so that he can see what time it is, "Damn... only a quarter past five... still got nearly two hours before..." Punk says.
Lita nods her head and laughs. "Oh! Punk! You can tell time now?" Lita says before she tilts her head back and laughs a bit harder at her own playful insult.
Punk smirks, "Oh you're a real barrel of laughs..." Punk says as he playfully stomps a foot into a puddle, splashing water onto Lita's legs as they walk.
Lita flinches her for a moment as the cold water splashes on her. "Oh you ass..." Lita says with a laugh.
"What's a matter? You're already soaking wet..." Punk laughs as thunder booms overhead as the downpour continues.
"I thought that's how you liked me..." Lita says with a playfully sly smirk.
"It is.." Punk smirks, "You know a park a short ways from here..." Punk says slyly.
Lita licks her teeth, but then shakes her head and laughs. "Uhhh...no...the last time I did something like that in public...it wasn't good..."
"What's a matter? Chicken?" Punk asks with a smirk
"Fuck no!" Lita slightly yells at Punk. "I'm not chicken and you know that...it's just I've matured a bit since those glory days..."
"Oh... you've gotten... OLD then..." Punk says teasingly
Lita raises an eyebrow and glances at Punk before she narrows her eyes. "Did you just say old?"
"Yeah I did... nothing to be ashamed of... I'll just remember to get you a rocking chair for your birthday..." Punk adds as he continues to tease Lita.
Lita tilts her head back and releases a loud laugh. "Like you ever got me a gift...much less one for my birthday!"
Punk grins, "Well I did... except you never got them because you distracted me..." Punk says with a laugh as he and Lita enter Bayfront Park
Lita presses her lips together and turns to face Punk. "You're such a liar..."
"Maybe..." Punk shrugs, "Still... if you're too OLD to have some fun in the park while it's pouring...."
"I'm not too old for anything, and I'll prove it!"
"Careful Granny... you're gonna raise your blood pressure..." Punk laughs as he continues to tease Lita.
Lita raises an eyebrow and smirks at Punk. "You have no idea what you're getting into..." Lita says before she walks ahead of Punk to a park bench.
"Oh really?" Punk asks as he follows Lita over to the park bench where they set their smoothies down.
Lita nods her head. "Oh yeah...cause, I think you forget...I was the original Diva of Xtreme..."
CM Punk smirks, "And that was what... 12 years ago?" Punk asks teasingly as Lita grabs the soaked material of his shirt to pull him forward.
"Fuck you..." Lita says with a smirk as she locks her eyes with Punk before she lifts the soaked t-shirt against his upper body.
Punk raises his arms and leans forward, making it easy for Lita to remove his soaking wet t-shirt from his toned and tattooed upper body. "You're right... you're gonna fuck me..." Punk smirks at Lita as the rain hits against his upper body as he proceeds to unzip Lita's drenched hooded jacket.
Lita licks her teeth as she places her hands onto his tattoo, toned and water soaked chest as she mischievously begins to lower her hands to his waist.
Punk smirks at Lita as he pushes her jacket off of her shoulders and down her arms , causing Lita to remove her hands from his waist to let her jacket fall from her arms. Before Lita can place her hands back on his waist, Punk lifts up Lita's soaked top.
Lita raises her arms and smirks at CM Punk after her nicely rounded, large, juicy, water soaked tits become exposed
"Damn you got a great rack... for an old chick.." Punk says teasingly as he drops Lita's top on the water covered bench as thunder booms overhead.
Lita reaches forward and places her hands onto Punk's waist as she starts to push his shorts down. "And you've got a big mouth...for an asshole..."
"Yeah well you know what they say about guys with big mouths..." Punk says as Lita lowers his shorts to where Punk's large, meaty and hardening cock is freed, "We got big dicks and the balls to match..."
Lita laughs a bit. "Yeah...ok..." Lita says sarcastically before she reaches down and wraps her left hand around his cock as she starts to stroke him.
"Mmmm..." Punk moans as Lita strokes his cock skillfully with her left hand while she uses her right hand to push her black pants down from her hips as the rain continues to pour down on them and city of Miami.
Lita slyly glances up at Punk as she leans her water soaked, fiery red haired head forward and lashes the head of his cock with her pierced tongue.
"Mmmm..." Punk groans as he places one hand on the soaked red-haired head of Lita as she lashes the top of his tongue with her famous tongue piercing.
"Mmmmmmmmm...." Lita moans as she perfectly drags her wet tongue against the head of CM Punk's cock, while working her hand back and forth against the length of his cock.
"Mmmmmm fuck..." Punk groans as Lita teases the head of his water slicken dick with her tongue while she jerks him off at the same time. Punk grabs a hand full of Lita's drenched red hair and holds it up with one hand like a pony tail to prevent strands of hair covering Lita's gorgeous face.
"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmm..." Lita moans as she guides her tongue down the sides of the head of his cock, before she teasingly takes him into her mouth.
"Ahhhh fuck..." CM Punk groans as the former four-time Women's Champion bobs her head slightly, teasing that she's going to take his cock deeply into her mouth.
"Mmmmmmmm....ohhhhhh..." Lita moans as she steadily bobs her head back and forth, sucking on Punk's cock
The rain continues to fall on the reigning WWE Champion as the former WWE Diva bobs her head smoothly on his cock.
Lita closes her eyes and briskly bobs her head back and forth with her sultry lips brushing back and forth on his large, pipebombing cock.
"Awwww fuck... ahhhh..." Punk groans as Lita sucks and slurps on his cock as the rain continues to fall down on them.
Lita raises her hands and places them onto CM Punk's toned waist as she rapidly bobs her head back and forth, taking him incredibly deeper into her hot and skilled mouth.
Punk tilts his head up, allowing the rain to splatter directly down onto his face as Lita swallows nearly his entire cock as she sucks on it.
"Mmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm..." Lita moans, turning her head and causing her lips to grind against his shaft, while teasingly slapping the underside of his shaft with her pierced tongue.
"Awwww fuck yeah... mmmmm..." CM Punk groans as Lita intentionally drags her tongue's piercing against the bottom side of his dick as she turns her head from side to side on his tool.