A multi part setup story for the future Slutty Living story.
"Thank you for being on the show."
"My pleasure. I've been a big fan of yours for a long time. Hoda too."
"Awww... you're so sweet. I guess we'll find out just how BIG of a fan you really are... now won't we?"
"Ha ha ha. Yeah. I guess we will."
My grandmother Kathie Lee (Kathie Lee Gifford) is a treasure. A treasure that's a big time TV star. The former queen of daytime TV. And a treasure of a grandmother. She does a podcast for me on my Slutty Living site. It's called, Hot Chicks... Hot Sex. It also stars my grandmother's former morning show partner Hoda Kotb. And my wife, my queen Kim Kardashian.
"Great studio. This is amazing."
"Thank you, Bill. My grandson is such a sweetheart. He put in everything I asked for... and even more."
Kathie Lee is giving the show's latest guest Bill a tour of the studio. He seems impressed. He should be. It's state of the art in every way. I spare no expensive for my wonderful grandmother.. And for my equally wonderful... and super fucking hot... wife.
After Kathie Lee introduces Bill to everyone, they all take their seats and prepare for today's new episode.
Intro : "Welcome to the hottest podcast ever. It's the place for fun... freaky shit... and fucking! It's... Hot Chicks... Hot Sex. And now, here's your hosts... Kathie Lee... Hoda... And Kim. Take it away ladies."
"Thank you. Welcome to another episode of Hot Chicks... Hot Sex. We're going to get right to our guest. I promise you won't be disappointed. Our very special guest today is Bill. Hello, Bill."
"Hello, Hoda. Hello, ladies."
"Its great to have you here, Bill. Kathie Lee told me a little about you. It seems, word going around is you're a rather large man... so to speak."
"From what I hear, very large. Very, very large."
My grandmother is excited to find out just how large.
"Yeah. It's been kind of a problem for me. It's hard to find a woman that can handle me."
"Oh really?"
Kathie Lee gets extremely intrigued. A very slutty smirk forms on her delicious, glossy lips.
"Yeah. All three of my wives got tired of it. They finally just jerked me off. That was a letdown."
"Awwwww... poor, Bill. I'm so sorry to hear that."
Hoda rubs Bill's arm, relaxing him... and exciting him at the same time.
"So, Bill. You haven't had sex since your last wife?"
Kim asks, a sweet smile on her glowingly perfect face. She looks so beautiful in her tight, black business suit. Her ample cleavage is on full display. Her jacket is open to her waist and she's only wearing a black satin bra underneath. No top.
"No... I've been with a couple of others. Prostitutes and one girl from a bar. Even the whores couldn't handle me. The girl from the bar just gave me a blowjob. It was nice, but I wanted a little more so it was frustrating."
Bill gives the ladies a rather sad look. Hoda rubs his arm some more while Kathie Lee rubs her shoulders.
"Is it really that big?"
Kim asks again, an intrigued... also naughty... smile across her creamy, brown lipsticked lips as she rests her chin on her hands. Her arms are propped up on the glass table.
"Oh yeah... too big. It's been a huge pain for me... and the ladies I've fucked... or attempted to."
Bill manages to smile. He's definitely enjoying the friendly rubbing from Hoda and Kathie Lee.
"Well... I think we need to judge that for ourselves. What do you say, ladies?"
Kathie Lee being Kathie Lee. Hoda and Kim agree, nodding and clapping for Kathie Lee's idea.
"Yes, I agree, Kathie Lee. Bill... I think we need to see just how big of a problem you have there."
"Whip it out, baby!"
Once again, Kathie Lee being Kathie Lee. She cheers on Bill. Hoda and Kim join in too. Bill stands up and pulls his pants down and the dropped jaw gawking begins. Bill is a pretty normal looking 72 year old man. Chubby. Gray hair and muttonchop sideburns. About 5'10. Nothing special... except for between his chubby legs. His dick is soft and hanging... almost to the floor. It's massive. Average girth, but massive length.
"OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY..."
Hoda stops my obviously very impressed grandmother. They both can't take their eyes off of that gigantic thing. Hoda shakes her head and swallows hard. Kim just looks, open mouthed, eyebrows raised. She's very impressed... and she fucks me everyday. Yep... old dude is bigger than even me.
"Uhhh... I mean... exactly..."
Hoda stumbles through her question. She clears her throat, finally collecting herself. Kathie Lee keeps staring silently, and smiling.
"Exactly how big is that gorgeous thing of yours?"
"Well... thank you, Hoda. It's eleven inches right now. When it's hard, it's sixteen inches."
Bill stands there feeling a little awkward, but appreciating the ladies smiles... and stares.