Obviously, I don't own Star Trek, it's characters, copyrights, or settings. This is protected parody/fan fiction.
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Holodecks and Transporters. Those two pieces of tech give us more trouble than anything else. Keeping the holodecks of Earth from eating the spoiled inhabitants of the Federation's capital world, its leaders and Starfleet officers, is my job. Some other poor bastard has to keep the transporters running and not duplicating. Though I hear the main tool he uses is a phaser set to disintegrate. I prefer to be somewhat more...technical in my approach.
The Bolian Member of the Federation Council hadn't been seen for two days when I was called in. She'd gone into the holodeck and hadn't come out. The door was locked with her Council override, so no Starfleet engineer would break in. I am not Starfleet. Breaking through the lock wasn't hard for an ex-Orion Syndicate engineer. I went in alone and came out with her two hours later. This is the story of those two hours.
It was dark and smoky. After confirming I couldn't shut the program down, I let the door close (blackmail material's no good if everyone knows about it). A couple of typed commands to the control keyboard I kept strapped to my wrist and a mask appeared over my mouth and nose, letting me breathe easy. I could create, even if I couldn't destroy. I didn't bother with night-vision glasses because before the Syndicate got me caught, they had sprung for the operation to let a human see in the dark of Klyten II.
The Bolian legislator was bound to a table, spread-eagle, steel bright against her completely naked blue skin. Her figure, long admired by those with a taste for bald blue women, was lined with pale white marks that suggested someone had been beating on her. Her hefty tits were remarkably unmarked and her completely bald pussy drew my eye. The puddle beneath her groin made it clear that she'd enjoyed her beatings. The absence of waste was also interesting, but I didn't know, or care about Bolian physiology to know what that meant. Her mouth was held open by a ring gag, pink tongue flicking as she tried to speak, but all that came out was unintelligible mumbling. I stepped forward and reached for the gag. Then there was a bright red line along the tanned skin of my hand. My hand twisted catching the crop as it tried to withdraw and pulled hard.
A squirming bundle of blue woman fell into my arms, this one dressed in a bright red leather corser and identical to the one tied to the table, except for the fact that her skin was unmarred, except where my hands gripped her tightly. A drop of blood fell from my hand, the crop intended to mark Bolians had given my hand a nasty cut. The safety protocols were off. Which I hadn't detected on entering, for some reason. I had her wrapped in my arms for a moment, her bright blue eyes on me and her naked tits pressed against my chest, her wet pussy on my leg. Sanity reestablished itself.
I tossed the crop behind me, shoved her to the ground and stepped back towards the imprisoned woman. I had the gag out of her mouth by the time her doppelganger rose. They spoke together "Do you know who I am!" It was a demand, not a question.
"I know who one of you is. And I know the safeties are off. And I know the program's locked. And I know that you've been in here for two days and missed the last meeting of the Archaeological Council. And I have a solution to resolve this little problem, open the door, toss you both out and the real one doesn't disappear."
The buxom blue women were on opposite sides of the metal table, but faced me with identical looks of outrage. "I am the representative of Bolarus IX! I can't go out there like this," they waved down at nudity and leather respectively.
"Well, one of you is. I don't know which one it is and I don't care, you've got a meeting to make." I typed in another few commands and they were identically attired in their official uniforms. The real one must have been dehydrated and the fake one was programmed to think she was real as neither of them noticed that the clothes would vanish as soon as they stepped out of the room. I warned them that I would be busy repairing it for another few hours.
They stepped out of the door I opened. I heard a screech as the representative of Bolarus IX was suddenly naked in front of her staff. I heard the screech and saw her tight blue ass shaking in the breeze as she spun towards the door I was closing in her face. Her dominant holographic double reappeared as I locked the door.