Ridley went on, his voice pitching a little higher with intrigue. "The fact is, every guy I know has seen some of the thirst pics you post online. Those little videos and selfies with you in a bikini, or lingerie, or nothing at all. And we all think you're a total smoke-show."
Elizabeth seemed finally to notice his stare. "We?"
"What, you think I'm any different?"
Elizabeth pinched her lips together, aware she was fishing for compliments and not really caring--it wasn't every day a GQ cover model sought to flatter her. "I should think you had higher standards. Who were you dating last--that Sports Illustrated swimsuit model from before they turned it into a carnival sideshow?"
Ridley smirked at the thought--the idea that he was momentarily reliving some liaison with a sexual Olympian ran over Elizabeth's womanhood like a feather. "Yeah, well... the last time we were together, I made the mistake of looking at your latest post before she, ah, required my services. After, she wanted to know what had gotten into me... if I'd used Viagra or something."
"Oh
no!"
Elizabeth wailed in gleeful scandal. "This should not make me feel better! You didn't say my name at an inopportune time, did you?"
"She's named Elizabeth too."
"Ah, yes. Convenient, that."
"Very. Although I probably shouldn't have told her how great she was in Austin Powers."
Elizabeth snorted a laugh that took her dignity to the cleaners, not that she could care one whit. "Cheeky bugger! You're having me on!"
"A little."
"And now you have made me feel better, you dashing rogue, so I'll simply have to give you a kiss before bed and tuck you in."
"Yes, mum." Bending dutifully forward, Ridley brushed his mouth against Elizabeth's full warm lips, then let her enfold him in a hug.
From there, with his face resting against her shoulder and his eyes downcast, he could see directly into the gaping cleavage of her nightgown, see all there was to see of her chest. Her nipples were stiff and straining in the center of full pink areolas, so close to his mouth that he felt like a dog begging for a treat.
Ridley didn't want their embrace to end. Nuzzling closer, he pressed his cheek into the hollow of Elizabeth's neck and eased a hand up so that it was at the loose bow of her gown. He toyed with it in an attempt to get an even better view of her breasts.
"It's a shame you're already feeling better," Ridley said. "I did have one more thing planned to stroke your ego."
Unaware of how he was sneakily undressing her, Elizabeth crushed him even tighter in a burst of affection. "Oh, Ridley, you are a sweetheart. I couldn't be happier with you if you were my own boy. Or... anything..."
She laughed dizzily at herself and stroked his head. Despite all his assurances as to her attractiveness, Elizabeth knew she wasn't
really
a viable sexual target for him. The notion was absurd.
Heart pounding, Ridley eased the bow of his co-star's nightgown free. He didn't care how old Elizabeth Hurley was in relation to him. Big sister, mother, grandmother, it made no difference to him. All that mattered was that she made him horny. He wanted her and if he couldn't get her, it wouldn't be for lack of trying.
The sharp scent of pussy tinged the air; Ridley knew she wanted cock as much as he wanted to give it to her. His dick stood up hard and throbbing, ready to be put to use. As ready as Elizabeth was to be used, with the bow of her gown slipping open.
"Can I show you something?" he asked her huskily.
"Always," Elizabeth said after a slight pause, a slight hitch in her breath.
Thinking of Ridley as a sexual being, it was hard not to notice how close her screen son was adhering to the playbook of many a seducer. She'd played the conquest many nights and this felt like quite a few of them, even as she told herself it could not be the same thing. After all, for God's sake, they were playing ever-so-teasingly at being mother and son!
Deftly slipping his cell phone out of his pocket, Ridley held it out, thumbed it on, selected a file, and pressed play. Elizabeth watched a video she herself had made a few months back with her friend Kate Beckinsale.
In it, Elizabeth lifted her little black skirt up around her waist, showing a pair of yellow panties that were shaded light brown at the crotch by her thick thatch of hair. She then stood, trembling in seeming anticipation as Kate drew down her panties.
While they moved slowly past her knees, Elizabeth lifted first one foot, then the other, letting Kate fully remove her underwear. Then Elizabeth turned her back to the camera and bunched her skirt about her slender waist, showing off her totally unadorned ass--full, smooth buttocks that looked like a quarter would bounce right off them.
Elizabeth found herself a little breathless, slightly flushed being confronted with one of her own sexy videos. No one
ever
brought them up with her; no one male, at any rate. They were something for the girls to laugh about, knowing that some big percentage of the masculine population was out there lusting after her even at her age.
"Just a... a spot of fun, really," she said helplessly, feeling like she'd done something naughty... and that for some reason, Ridley was who she had to answer to.
"If you weren't sexy," Ridley husked, "do you really think you'd do this to me?"