Harley Quinn
Recruitment Drive
Harley Quinn was now officially single and a solo villain aiming for the big leagues. Dumping Joker's ass and wrecking his place was the most liberating feeling she had ever felt in her life. Now she felt really stupid for not following Ivy's advice earlier. It felt nice not being that pasty asshole's punching bag and scapegoat for once. She felt even stupider for not realizing that she was basically the white guy whose black friends leave behind to handle the police while they make their getaway.
But that was all in the past now. Harley Quinn was now her own woman and she was going to usurp Joker from his ugly ass throne and become the queen of crime in Gotham. She had a new look, new digs and a new signature weapon that would make even Batman pause (or at least Robin after taking a nice, hard swing at that little brat's face. Have fun getting that nose realigned Round Robin!), and she had the experience thanks to hanging around Joker for all those years.
However there were several things keeping her from achieving that dream, namely that she didn't have her own crew. Ivy didn't count as she was sort of her supervillain supervisor/moral support and had her own little crew of Gotham orphans and sentient plants backing her up. So Harley had to go on a little recruitment drive, which was hard to do in Gotham considering that while there were plenty of villains and criminal metahumans to choose them, the stark majority of them were complete shit and a number of the truly good ones were already snatched up by existing villains and crime lords.
Her only lead (thanks to the efforts of Fat Tony who totally wasn't fat) was a metahuman who lived in the "better" part of Crime Alley in Gotham. The guy's name was Lupa, and while he wasn't an outright villain, he had a reputation of beating the shit out of thugs and others metas starting things in his part of town, as he really didn't want any part of the Bat Family sniffing about his turf. Harley heard a lot of good things about Lupa, from him being an okay guy to getting the job done when the situation called for it.
Lupa was also a father to a little girl...and he was also a wolfman. A very angry wolfman.
"Um...hi!" Harley said to the massive wolfman before her. It wasn't often that Harley was nervous in front of other people but this guy certainly made her feel like a beta. "My name is Harley Quinn, you know former sidekick of Joker and all that, and I'm here to offer you the job opportunity of a lifetime!"
Lupa was sitting on his incredibly comfortable and stylish couch looking at Harley without an ounce of interest in her sales pitch. The man was tall, around eight feet in height and incredibly muscular, though not to the degree that he'd look obscene. His body was covered in pristine white fur and his head was that of a wolf's head, with dark amber gold eyes that watched her every move. Harley admitted that he was a fine male specimen, given that he was going shirtless at the moment, and his arms were crossed in front of his muscular chest that she totally wanted toβ
"Ouch!" Harley jumped at the bite on her calf and she glared down at the little girl trying to nom on her leg.
"Selene, please don't try to eat our guest." Lupa said in a deep, baritone voice that made Harley shiver. Holy damn this guy sounded fine! "I haven't given the order to attack yet."
Selene was Lupa's five year old daughter, also a meta but could switch between her human and wolf forms like an actual werewolf. She was a cute little thing, with big blue eyes and short curly brown hair, but acted like a fucking guard dog when Lupa was conducting his "business" with people. Heeding her father's orders, Selene backed off, but not before sending Harley a defensive glare as she scampered off to parts unknown.
"As I was saying," Harley cleared her throat. "I've just recently broken away from Joker, shocking I know, and now I'm planning on taking over that grinning fuck's place at the top of Gotham's villain food chain."
"And to do that, you need a crew." Lupa said.
"And to do that I needβwait, how'd you know?" Harley blinked.
"I saw your callout for henchmen and fellow villains to join your crew online." Lupa answered. "Word to the wise, don't put up a call for help on Craigslist. No one uses that anymore."
Harley had the decency to blush at being found out. "Right, got it."
"If you really know about me, then you know that I don't get involved with Gotham's stupid hero/villain power plays. Penguin tried to get me and I turned him into a turkey. Black Mask tried to recruit me and I beat him to death with his own skull. I gave Scarecrow a phobia of dogs and broke Joker's legs before making him dance at my daughter's birthday party."
"Haha, I remember that." Harley laughed at the memory. "Man, I had a good laugh at that party."
"And when the Batman came knocking, I sicked my little girl on the boy wonder and she put his ass in the hospital for several weeks while I gave Batman the Bane treatment." At this point, Lupa had gotten up from the couch and was slowly stalking towards Harley, who was nervously backing up until her back hit the wall. The modern werewolf towered over her smaller, curvy form but Harley did her best not to look nervous before him. "What exactly do you, Joker's former squeeze and a rookie solo villain with little to no resources of her own, have to offer me?"
Harley knew she was walking on thin ice at this point, and Lupa made some really great points. Villains stronger and scarier than her had tried to get him to join them only to be turned away. She was on a level even lesser than them and she barely had a good grasp on how to make it up in the underworld. So, with little choice left, Harley gave him the only thing a women like her had in this situation.
"I'll let you fuck me."
Lupa blinked, his eyes wide. Her sudden and very unexpected reply caught him off guard, which was rare for a seasoned warrior like him. "I'm...I'm sorry, what did you say?"
"I said," Harley's red lips slowly spread into a grin. "I'll let you fuck me. I don't have a lot of money, or a good track record, but I do have what the good lord gave me, and that's an above average rack and the tightest ass this side of Gotham. Join me and I'll let you do whatever you want with me."
Lupa's eyes unconsciously roamed down her body. Harley was clad in her new signature outfit, a skimpy red and black corset that showcased her plump cleavage and toned stomach, and tight booty shorts that hugged her ass like second skin with matching thigh-high socks and sneakers. Certainly an improvement over her old jester costume, which while sexy in its own way, was a bit outdated at this point. He looked up at Harley's face and saw her smirk, knowing she had him.
"You sound so confident that you have me." Lupa said, regaining his balance. "Do you honestly expect me to believe that you're offering sex for my services?"
"Wanna a test run?" Harley asked coyly. "I've been known to give good head."
Lupa grinned and crossed his arms over his chest. "Go right ahead. I want to see how serious you are about this."
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