I had, had too much to drink; two glasses of red wine and I had been pissed, Jesus. I woke up the next morning in my double bed and groaned. My head hurt, my mouth tasted like shit, and I was bleary eyed. I got out of bed and staggered into the bathroom and sat down and shat. Finished I cleaned up and turned the shower on.
"Last time I drink wine," I grumbled.
I was not expecting the door to open and a woman to walk in, she didn't even hesitate when she saw me, simply sat her ass down on the toilet and proceeded to piss.
I stared, she looked up, "something on your mind?"
She had a 34E-25-35 figure, a dress size of 10 and long dark brown hair that cascaded messily past her shoulders.
"Uhm you're Kelly Brook?"
"Yes," she nodded.
"Wow, did we?"
"You got pretty fucked last night didn't you," she said.
I nodded and blushed, "I'm a lightweight."
"I noticed."
"So what did we do?"
She finished, stood up, her ass was glorious, her frame while not slender was curvaceous and luscious and I could not get enough of it.
"Are you going to shower?"
I looked at the water and then at her breasts, heavy breasts with big erect nipples that begged to be sucked.
"Yes."
"Well let me get in with you; we'll conserve water."
I laughed, thinking that, that actually didn't conserve water and stepped in and held out my hand, she took it and I guided her in, we both stood underneath the water.
"What did we discuss?"
"You're standing in here with me," she frowned, "butt naked and you're asking what we talked about?"
"I'm curious."
She laughed.
"Me mainly," she admitted. "You kept on and on about how beautiful I was and what a dick my ex-boyfriend is, you simply couldn't believe how someone as stunning as me could be kicked out of bed, and those were your exact words."
"Oh God," I moaned.
She smiled, "I guess I liked what I heard."
"Huh?"
"We'll you've got a model with 34E cup breasts standing in your shower with you."
She had a fair point, I guess she should've said, shut up and fuck me. I knelt down and she spread her legs, she had a neatly trimmed bush that was now soaking wet. I dove in and started licking around. I kept licking until she lifted her head and moaned. I exchanged my tongue for my fingers and finger fucked her in the warm water, she groaned and gripped the side of the shower and let me finish.
Kelly moaned loudly and I pulled my fingers out, puffing she leaned back against the glass and laughed, "damn James."
I shrugged, "sorry."
"Don't be I enjoyed it."
"Good," I nodded. I stood up and she grabbed hold of my dick, she started to rub my dick and placed it at the entrance of her sopping wet cunt. She grabbed me by my ass cheeks and told me to push. When I did I felt my dick slip into her warm, wet pussy. She positioned herself and put her arms around me.
We started to rock back and forth, careful not to make too much noise, I leaned forward and started to suck on her luscious mounds of tit flesh. She grabbed the back of my head as I sucked and licked her nipple for all it was worth.
"I've got to sit down."
"Why?"
"This position is killing my back," she laughed.
I sat down in the shower, with the water cascading around me like a halo; she straddled me with her legs; I moved to the center of the shower as she lowered herself down and took me easily into herself.
"Shit that's hot."
She grinned as her pussy swallowed my cock; I relished the warm feeling all over my body and the sensation of her cunt muscles massaging my prick. It felt really warm and wet as my cock started to make some squishing noises as I pumped in and out of her. I really wasn't pounding her or giving her the fucking of a lifetime - it was more of a gentle fucking.
My dick only slipped out once, mainly because I got lost for a moment trying to switch tits. My dick was a good seven inches, so I really didn't have to worry about slipping out too much.
I came hard, and blasted my cum in her. I leaned back against the wall with her still on me, my cock spilling out the last of my cum, "Jesus."
"How was it?"
"Fuck."
"That good huh?"
I swallowed, "you are definitely not boring in bed."
"Well technically we're not in bed," her eyes danced and I laughed, she helped me up and I stared at her breasts.
"Kelly?"
"Suck them James."
We did actually shower, she combed her hair and produced a hair dryer from lord knows where, I watched as she got dressed and when she stood up I stood with her.
"So now what?"
"We'll see," she smiled.
"I'm sure," I nodded. She kissed me, silencing me, her tongue slipped in and I enjoyed it, her breath tasted of toothpaste. Kelly then left me, I slumped back onto the bed and closed my eyes.
I still couldn't believe it, and couldn't tell anyone, she'd be pissed if I blabbed, I spent the day chilling out, and in the evening at about eight I got a knock on the door.
"Kelly?"
"I'm hot," she said, I moved into her arms and we kissed, long and hard, she moaned into my mouth and I pulled her in and kicked the door closed.
"I saw this picture of you."
"The one with my tits out?" At my look, she grinned, "Or, the one with my pussy on display?"
"Neither," I shrugged. "Although I have seen them, no you were jogging."
"Oh God," she rolled her eyes.
"Black top?"
She nodded and grimaced, "not my finest hour."
"I disagree," I stroked her breast. "Your nipples looked so fucking sexy."
She sighed, "let's go fuck."
"Yes dear," I quipped and got a snort in response. She pulled off her top and threw her bag in the room; next her bra came off and her heavy tits bounced free. I took off my clothing in a hurry and was naked quickly. I sat on the bed and held out my arms, but she pushed me back and lowered down.
"I've had a craving for cock all day."
I groaned as she took my dick in her hand and started wanking it, she then swapped it with her mouth and looked up at me as she sucked hard.
"I do want to stay at the hotel some time."
I nodded, "do you want to stay as yourself or under my name?"
"I would prefer to do it under your name James," she mused. "At least that way I won't get as much press."
"Done. Tell me a date and I'll put it through."
"Make sure you're off."
I nodded.
I stayed at the hotel although we stayed in separate rooms. I adjusted the system so it showed a different name and she checked in. Of course everyone was more than a little surprised that she was there.
I had dinner with her in the restaurant and we got more than a few curious looks, although the waitresses were discreet but surprised I was with her. I didn't show off, we were just quiet and enjoyed the moment.
On the way back I had a wicked idea, I stood on the stairs, as she was taller than me and held her face.
"God, you are beautiful."
She smiled and I kissed her; we moaned into each other's mouths as we enjoyed the moment.
"Why didn't you want to do that in public?"
I shrugged, "I didn't want to embarrass you."
She sighed and took my arm, "Come on let's go upstairs and fuck."
"Yes dear."
She laughed.
I visited with Kelly at one of her work places, she was talking to Nigella Lawson's husband Saatchi, I was bored so, with his permission I was allowed to wonder around the building. I found a function room and heard two women talking, getting closer I realized it was his wife and daughter Cosima Thomasina Diamond, I heard a noise I had become familiar with while working at the hotel.
Snorting...
I pulled out my iPhone and snuck around the corner and filmed the two, the Domestic Goddess and her daughter were snorting crack.
"Excuse me is this the way to the bathroom?"
