Joe had slept late, as he often did on Friday mornings, for some unknown reason. He took his usual hurried jog through the myriad of bodies that clogged the sidewalks of New York City. When he reached the steps leading down to the subway, he was able to jump two at a time without bumping into anyone.
As he hurried toward the platform, he heard the train coming down the track, but knew he would be at the doors when the train stopped. As he reached the platform, he came close to a woman wearing a light full length trench coat and a large floppy hat.
She leaned forward, looking up the track towards the oncoming train, and lost her balance. Her arms flailed in the air as she began to topple off the platform onto the tracks below.
Joe reached out to grab one of the woman's arms and using his momentum and his weight, he rolled down onto the platform, pulling her against him, and they rolled together away from the edge of the platform.
People gathered around to help them up. As he was being helped up, the woman said, "You saved my life! Thank you!"
Joe smiled, extended his hand and said, "You're welcome," and then looked into the face of Jennifer Lopez. She hugged him as the crowd applauded and clapped him on the back. When the crowd had dispersed, JLO kissed Joe on the cheek.
"I really am grateful; what can I do to repay you?" JLO asked.
Joe was not the brightest bulb in the pack nor was he in the top ten in the class of how to be tactful.
"It would be an honor if you would have sex with me," he boldly suggested.
"Well, we both know THAT'S not going to happen," she replied, putting her hands on her hips. "I was thinking more in the line of giving you some tickets to my show."
"Would you at least give me a blowjob or a hand job?"
"Oh, so you could brag to your friends? I don't think so," she replied. "Strike two, and our time together is getting close to an end."
"If I signed an agreement not to ever tell anyone, the least you could do would be to let me eat your pussy."
She stared at him silently for a minute and then replied, "I'm going through yet another messy divorce and I do feel like I owe you something. But you're so crude it's almost disgusting. But... since you're attractive, and you DID save my life, I'll give you a shot."
She pulled a pen and pad from her purse, wrote down an address and gave it to Joe. "Be at my apartment tomorrow afternoon at three and if I still feel obligated, you can show me your oral skills."
Joe was elated. Even if nobody ever knew about it, he would have the sexual experience of a lifetime; having sex with a gorgeous movie star.
Joe showered and shaved and took a cab and arrived right on time. Her "apartment" was a penthouse suite on the top floor of the Four Seasons Hotel. When he knocked on the door, a young woman opened the door wearing a maid's outfit. She was beautiful with a radiant smile.
"Come in, por favor, Ms. Lopez is waiting for you." She guided him into a luxurious living area, and there was JLO sitting on a sofa. She wore a white silk blouse with a gaping vee neck, and white silk pants. When she stood up, the pants hugged her firm legs, and Joe could see the outline of her panties.
"You can take the afternoon off, Carmita," JLO said, "but please be back by dinner time, okay?"
"Si, Ms. Lopez, gracias."