This is a freaky elevator fuck parody... Enjoy my fellow freaks.
I was standing in the back of the large elevator looking at her. She had on a fur coat. Yeah, she's a stuck up bitch. She had the dark celebrity shades on too. Tight jeans, a white tank top, no bra, she knew she was hot. So did my hard fucking cock. It tented out my pants. She was ignoring me though, playing the hot celebrity bitch role. She played it well.
All of a sudden, the elevator jumped and stopped. She pushed the emergency button, but nothing. No movement, no answer from anyone, nothing. She still ignored me. She took off her shades and looked around the buttons. She took off her fur and hung it on a hook. She shook her head and had an angry look on her sexy, mature face. She finally acknowledged me. "Looks like we're stuck." Mistress of the obvious. I ignored her. My cock was rock hard, watching her tits jiggle in her top, as she moved.
She looked disgusted being stuck on this damn elevator with just me. She scoffed and folded her arms. "Well, since I'm stuck here with you, I'm Kathie Lee Gifford." She finally looked at me, like I was a servant of hers. She quickly looked away from my cock tent.
"I know who you are... I just don't give a shit." I looked away from her, I was gonna put this bitch in her place. She huffed and puffed with her arms folded. I pulled my cock out. I let it hang there. She looked back at me and got pissed off. She turned her back to me in disgust.
"How dare you talk to me like that! Put that damn thing away too!!" I smirked. I gotta admit, I was having fun messing with her. I shook my cock at her. I even lit a blunt, bouncing my cock and smoking. It didn't make her happier. "Put that out jackass. We're on an elevator and that's illegal anyway. Stop bouncing your damn cock too. I don't care how big it is, it's gross and I'm a lady! Great, I'm suck on an elevator with a pot smoking pervert. " I smiled and got ready to set her off, like a fireworks display.
"Lady? You got great tits, bitch, that's all I see... And the fuckers sag anyway... They probably looked nice 30 years ago though." She was ready to fight. I laughed and smoked. I blew some smoke her way and she coughed, waving her hand to clear it.
"My tits are way better than great, you fucking loser! 30 years ago? Do you have any idea how many fans write me and tell me, they jerk off to my tits everyday?" She turned away and smirked, mad as hell that I would not recognize her titty greatness. It was time to get to the fun stuff. I put my blunt out, walked up behind her and pulled her arms behind her back. She struggled to free them. "Let me go, you fucking weirdo!!" She jerked her arms, but I was too strong.
"Listen bitch! I'm gonna feel you up, so just shut the fuck up and enjoy it!" I groped her tits. They felt great. No bra really made them even better. I pulled her nipples hard and rolled them between my fingers, alternating tits. I squeezed her beautiful tits hard. Her sweet milk shot out and wet her tank top. I smirked and groped them even rougher. Kathie Lee fought the whole time, jerking her body and arms, trying to free herself from my grasp. "Let me go asshole!!" She demanded. Those tits were fun as hell to grope. I kept squeezing them, alternating between the two and her milk kept shooting out, soaking her tank top. She kept fighting, but her nipples were so hard, I knew she liked it. I kept roughly squeezing those great tits. She finally accepted my groping and just looked disgusted. She didn't try to free her arms. I could tell she was putting on an act.