Author's note: This is a story based on Glee. It takes place during the later seasons, when both the actresses and the characters in the story are over 18.
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It all started with Rachel being a drama queen. That didn't really narrow it down, but after Mr. Schu said the week's assignment would definitely be boy bands from the 80s, Rachel stormed off without bothering to pick up her phone. Quinn grabbed it for her and tried to find her at the bus pick-up, but she'd already gotten a ride with her duo-dads, so screw it. Quinn would give it to her tomorrow. It wasn't like Rachel's phone line was getting lit up.
Of course, neither was Quinn's. Brittany and Santana were off sixty-nining or sixty-sevening or whatever, and Quinn was not riding the Puck/Finn roller coaster again. Tina and her boytoy were so couple-y that Quinn would feel like Liz Lemon if she spent five minutes with them together, and they were always together. That left Mercedes, and Quinn wasn't in the mood for a Tyler Perry movie.
So, she was flying solo. She'd done her homework, and that made her feel like Rachel Berry. Her phone was on Quinn's desk so she wouldn't forget about it—Rachel hadn't thought to call it yet, but Quinn could just imagine Rachel going insane vigilante after twenty-four hours without her Bedazzled panda bear cover. And Quinn was going to be nice and just leave Rachel's phone alone, but then, Rachel had stolen her boyfriend. Both of them. So, screw it, karma would leave her alone.
Besides, what gal pal didn't change their friends' cell phone settings? She still hadn't forgiven Santana for having her phone belt out Niggas In Paris while she was in Trig. Quinn wouldn't do anything that bad -- just maybe give her a ringtone from Evita. The Madonna version.
She opened it up, guessed Rachel's password in two tries (not 'Streep', but 'Meryl'—they must've been on a first-name basis in Rachel's delusions), and checked it out. Rachel had a Twitter, of course, with two followers. Even Finn wouldn't get in on that. Quinn felt a little sorry for her; she'd add the idiot later. Mostly, Rachel just kept up with the feeds for Playbill, Entertainment Weekly, and a disturbing number of songwriters. Andrew Lloyd Webber had actually retweeted her. That couldn't be good.
And Rachel hadn't had a call in at least five days. All the outgoings were to Mr. Schu. Quinn could guess the subject. Well, fine. Rachel was ambitious and a perfectionist. There were worst ways to be a bitch. Quinn had experimented with most of them.
And here she was, defending Rachel in her head. That boded well for both of them. Quinn wasn't a bitch and Rachel had a friend. Quinn was glad this was all in her inner monologue. It was the only way she was avoiding an attack hug.
Then she looked at Rachel's saved messages. There were twenty-four. The one on top, saved since 2004, was a cover sheet. Quinn guessed it was backed up from her hard drive; the file name was "ingénue". The last time Quinn had gotten laid she'd ruined her life and gotten pregnant; she still felt safe in saying Rachel really needed to get laid.
Quinn moved to the next one. It was a phone pic of some kind of pink cylinder, rounded at the top and flat at the base, with a weird prong at the middle. A caption pointed an arrow at it and said
I can't help but use this when I think about you. It's the only way I get to sleep when I'm lying awake in bed and you're not with me.
Holy shit. It was a dildo. It was totally a fucking dildo!
Quinn almost dropped the phone. Rachel was sending sexts. Or not sending sexts, but holy crap! Who had naughty pictures on their cell phones? Didn't they know that hackers did nothing but play World of Warcraft and break into cell phones looking for naughty pictures? Quinn would have to have a talk with her; find a nice, nonjudgmental way to bring up the subject. Like 'oh, I was thinking of taking some sexy pictures with my cell phone but then I thought better of it. What a good decision that was.'
She'd better keep going, just to see how bad it was. Had Rachel just photographed herself in costumes from Cats or had there been shots out of a Sears catalog? Or, Christ, nipples? She hit the next picture.
Rachel was in a tubetop, camera phone pointed at the mirror. Her top was lower cut than Quinn had ever seen it and God, who knew that Rachel'd had
those
under wraps all this time? Quinn understood dressing conservatively, but how could she resist showing those off? Even on Halloween, Rachel
actually dressed scary.
Her head was tilted back, mouth open in an uncomfortably sexual manner, like she'd snapped the photo just as she'd... finished with that dildo of hers. And another arrow pointed to her neck, captioned
All I can think about is you biting me here, and everywhere. I know you might not be into that, but I'd do anything to make it up to you. Pleasepleaseplease bite me.
Before she had time to think, Quinn clicked the next picture. It was worse. Rachel was sitting in front of that cheval mirror of hers, her legs splayed, her pants off, and she wasn't wearing granny panties. Quinn didn't even know what they were called, but they were skimpy and white and a little translucent, so Quinn could almost make out her... God.
And as if she couldn't
see it
, there was an arrow pointed
there
, with the caption
Lick me here. I stare at your tongue in class all day, whenever you talk. I ask you questions just so I can see it, and to hear your voice, of course. I don't know where I want to feel your tongue first, you can put it wherever you want, so long as it ends up here, giving me an intense and long-lasting orgasm.
Quinn only realized she was biting her lip when she felt the sting of her teeth breaking the skin. Still she sat on her bed, staring at the picture, reading that caption again. Just like Rachel to turn sex into a Powerpoint presentation. She sucked on the cut and that just made her think of the last picture, of biting into Rachel like an apple. Forbidden fruit.
What the hell was she doing? Just because Rachel had a much, much nicer body than she'd imagined (or emphatically