Mindy Kaling had noticed that her friend had been looking at that man all night, especially when she let out one of her shy farts.
"Excuse me," Mindy said as she and Jenna approached the couple's table. "My name is Mindy Kaling and this is my friend Jenna Fischer."
The woman Mindy was talking to was clearly pregnant.
"I know you" said the woman, extending her hand; Mindy and her greeted each other and then the pregnant woman and Jenna greeted too. "My name is Kim and this is my husband Jason.
Jason just smiled at the actresses from The Office.
"Sorry to interrupt your dinner, but my friend here really liked your husband and she wanted to know if she could fart on him a little."
When looking at her friend, Mindy noticed that her co-worker was visibly embarrassed. The Indian actress, in turn, fortunately did not share the same feeling.
Mrs. Kaling was drunk enough to break social barriers, but still sane enough to make her own and Jenna's decisions.
"I would be honored, but as you can see I am pregnant. If you want to have fun with my husband, I will need a little compensation," the woman stated. She rubbed her belly and let out a loud but odorless fart.
"Did you see that? I'm extremely gassy. It's going to be a difficult night without my husband around."
"Okay, how about five thousand dollars?" Jenna looked at her friend at that moment, in disbelief that her friend was willing to spend so much money just to fart on a married guy.
"Only if it's 5 thousand for each of you," Kim stated and Mindy agreed.
After finishing the financial transfer, the trio headed to the restaurant's bathroom.
"Okay, you can choose who to smell first," Mindy declared letting out a smelly fart. "If you think this one smells, it's because you still don't smell Jenna's."
"I want to smell your farts first, Mrs. Kaling," the younger man declared, getting down on his knees.
"Okay, but just call me Mindy," the female comedian stated. Being called ma'am made her feel old, especially after she passed forty.
Mindy took off her purple panties and pressed her perfect black ass against the boy's white face; she loved the skin-to-skin contact. She released a powerful fart into the boy's open mouth, a very loud and smelly one.
"Oh my god, Mindy! Your ass stinks," Jenna declared, her voice was quite excited.
"Yes, my ass stinks a lot and he loves it," Mindy stated. The white fart eater was licking the tight ass of the former actress of The Office and The Mindy's Project, as well as creator of the "well-acclaimed" animated series Velma.
"You can lick my pussy too," Mindy offered, but the man licking her was only interested in the actress' sweaty asshole.
Jenna approached the pair; Until that moment he had been watching from a certain distance.
"Girl, don't just stare. Your farts are glorious and I know our new friend is going to love them," Mindy said and let out another of her spectacular ones.
Jenna, despite being embarrassed, let out a small fart, not too smelly and not too loud. She liked to fart like all women, but she never had the habit of letting her farts come out in front of others.
Generally, she just used her farts to get rid of men she didn't want to have sex with. This worked; The only children she had were the result of the relationship she had with her own husband, a good guy, but who couldn't bear to smell the actress's delicious farts at full power.
"That's it, Jenna, let those little white woman farts out."
Mindy abandoned the white guy's face and put Jenna in her place.
" Make him smell really stinky. We spend a lot of money and we need to make every penny count.
In fact..." Mindy let out a loud, stinky fart.
Jenna didn't disappoint anyone involved. The fart she emitted was extremely disgusting, despite being very silent. An ordinary man would never be able to smell a delicious and disgusting fart like that.
Her husband, for example, would have died after inhaling flatulence that had a tenth of the pungent smell of this fart.
"I think you killed him," The Indian comedian laughed. She looked at her friend and saw that her face was flushed.
"What's wrong? Did he really die?"