Unlike most of our heroes, not every man in this fart-dominated world is happy with his status as a fart eater.
Mike (26) was one of those guys.
Married against his will to a thin and short woman, he needed time to himself. His wife was the heiress of a rich family of farters and was extremely spoiled. She made a point of farting whenever possible so that her husband knew he belonged to her.
They met when she went to visit her father at work. Her own father, Mike's boss, spent much more time than necessary in the office, just because he didn't want to go home and be with his wife and their 5 daughters; he had also been forced to marry a rich and spoiled woman.
At least neither of them need to worry about betrayal. In their own way, their wives loved them.
If her own father couldn't handle his own daughter's farts, it's no wonder Mike took a few hours and fled. With his friends busy - most had permission from their wives or mothers to work, Mike went to the cinema alone.
The options that day were limited, but Marvels was on display. Even though he didn't really like the current direction of the MCU, he decided it was worth giving it a chance.
In the worst case, he would waste time.
The film wasn't the worst. Okay, this wasn't a story with a complex script or particularly well written, but it managed to be simple fun, especially if you were young. He would have enjoyed it much more if the girl sitting next to him hadn't been letting out smelly farts.
As he was leaving the room, the younger girl grabbed his arm. He turned to look at her.
"Aren't you the girl from the movie?" he questioned. It was a stupid question.
"Yes, it's me," She stated, proudly. "This was my first appearance at the cinema and I wanted to see the audience's reaction."
Mike rightly knew that this wouldn't be one of Marvel's biggest hits. The actress's luck is that this particular session had an audience that was relatively easy to please.
