Fuced up and Depraved

Fuck Parody

Warning : Sick... Twisted... Fucked Up... Sleazy... Depraved... AND VERY OFFENSIVE!!

I'm a King. A King Of Gluttony. I was born rich. I was born an alpha male. If I want something...or someone... I have it... or them. I live in my own sex crazed, twisted world of pleasurable self indulgence. I'm the King of it. I rule it with an iron fist... and a rock hard, semen bazooka, super cock. My goal is to have as much gluttonous and depraved enjoyment as I possibly can, every second of my life. Whether it's food, money, liquor, drugs or fucking, I'm obsessed with attaining it and exploiting it for my own personal entertainment. Come look into my world and live vicariously through me.

"YESSSSSSSSSSSS!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!! I'M CUMMMMMMMINGGGGGGG!!" My wife...one of them... Penny (from The Big Bang Theory) screams out... having the second of her five BIG O's. I've been dicking her down, like only I can, while she's tied, spread eagle, to her bed. My big, thumpin' cock spreads that sweet, drippin' wet labia open wide, while I drill it up her bald snatch faster than a tornado on a meth binge.

"Pound that shit sweetie... POUND IT HARD!!" Penny screams, staring at me with a nasty, depraved look of lust on her perfect face. I'm on top of her, my weight pushing her into the mattress, smirking naughtily back at her, ready to pop.

I devour her 32C tits, biting all over them, licking them, sucking her whole tits into my mouth. "YESSSSSSSS...FUCK!! I'M FUCKING CUMMING AGAINNNNNNNNNNN!!" Penny squirts hard, covering my cock monster, right as I blast my jizz deep and dirty up my woman's creamy ass coochie. I fucking love cumming. It's my fav thing in life. I smirk at Penny the whole time. I pump my cream up her cunt. She licks her lips, moaning so sexy, staring right at me, her eyes glazed over in sexual euphoria.

"That was so fucking good sweetie. I love how you fuck me. My pussy is screaming, in the best possible way." Penny blows me a big kiss and smiles happily, sexually pleased. Penny writhes wildly on my bed, spread eagle, looking so fucking hot.

"Thanks babe... later." I grab my beer and chug it... tossing the empty can in the trash and walking out... leaving Penny tied to the bed.

Penny is still smiling in sexual bliss, as I make my way back to the kitchen. The only thing that competes with sex, on the pleasure scale to me, is eating. I walk up behind Chef Anne Burrell... my personal chef... and reach around her, telling her big, natural tits, grinding in her thick ass. She's putting the finishing touches on a milk chocolate cake for me. Lots of chocolate and whipped cream. It's got a secret ingredient in the whipped cream... Anne's pussy cum. She squirts into the whipped cream and mixes it perfectly. It's very tasty.

"Hey sexy." Anne greets me.

"Howdy slut." I grins in that thick ass, pushing my ten inches against her ass crack. I also squeeze the fuck outta her gorgeous breasts, through her chef jacket. Her soft, heavy tits feel so fucking good being squished in my big hands.

Anne moans happily, meaning back against me, as she spreads the whipped cream over the top of the cake. It's in the middle of it too, so double the pussy cream deliciousness. Anne puts the spoon to my mouth. I lick it, tasting the pussy cum infused whipped cream. "Mmmm... only thing better than whipped cream is pussy flavored whipped cream." We laugh and kiss... a nasty, dirty, probing kiss.

I spend the next twenty minutes ass fucking Anne, eating my cake, sharing with Anne, and pummeling her pasty white, phat ass. We make a mess, cake smeared on our faces, on her big tits, up her pussy... and ass. I eat it off her titties, at the same time pounding my ten thick inches of meat up her tight backside, smacking that phat booty so God damn hard, it looks like she's got a hand print tattoo on her pale white ass cheeks.

Ann screams out in pain/pleasure, "FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!! GOD DAMN I LOVE PAIN AND SEX TOGETHER. USE ME... ABUSE ME BIG DADDY!!" Anne looks at me, so in love with me, in a deep sexual trance. Her ass clamps down super hard on my cock and I keep thumping the fuck outta it. I roughly molest her cake smeared, 34D titties while I slam in and out, over and over, in and out, so damn deep and hard, of her phat booty.

Anna shoots her pussy jizz for the third time, just as I plaster the insides of her Hershey highway with my creamy cum. I fill that booty with jizz, while I lick her big titties clean... and suck them as hard as humanly possible. I leave red suck rings all over Anne's 34D tits. She plays with my hair and purses her sweet lips in a sex crazed way, the whole time I devour those gorgeous cans.

"You're a helluva good cook baby doll...and you've got a sweet ass to pound too." We kiss, as I grind on her thick ass...my cock still wedged up it.

"Mmmmmm... it's all yours boss man." Anne grinds back against me, working my jizz depleted dick with that phat ass. We eat some more of that tasty cake and make out. Anne jerks... and sucks... me off into the mixing bowl again. She then licks the bowl clean while I watch. She smiles and winks at Big Daddy while she scoops my jizz up with her tongue and swallows it down, greedily.

Later in the evening ...

I'm laid backing my living room, watching my cousin/assistant Spence (from The King of Queens) eat my wife, Kim Kardashian's, perfect, thin, dark haired landing strip topped super pussy, while she lays back on the couch next to me, softly and slowly jerking my cock. We pass a blunt back and forth, as she watches Spence go to town on her awesome snatch. Kim has the prettiest pussy in the pussy game... tastiest too.

I let my lackey Spence eat her pussy, cause I was in a good mood and I enjoy being a voyeur...along with fucking everybody my cock wants. Kim knows how to handle my big cock, and her hand is working her sweet magic on it. She got her hand wrapped tightly, but still softly, around my thick meat, stroking slowly up and down, my 10 thick twitching in her smooth hand. My woman is fucking perfect in every way... and she knows it too. I love confident, strong women. I'm an alpha male, so I dig alpha females... especially super fucking hot ones.

We keep passing the blunt between us, watching Spence make my wife cum with his chubby mouth. "Eat that pussy motherfucker! Don't stop til I tell you to." I order him... puffing hard on the blunt. My cock is hard in Kim's hand. She tickles my big, meaty balls. Kim smiles at me, blowing me a sweet, horny kiss.

"Mmmmmmm... I'm gonna cum again. Lick it up Spence. Mmmmmm." Kim smokes and tells Spence. He shakes his head and licks Kim out, rubbing her perky, pulsating clit. His tongue works overtime, darting in and out of her pussy, covering every inch of Kim's sweet, and juicy folds.

Kim squirts into Spence's mouth and he happily laps it up. He pinches Kim's clit and rubs his tongue on the roof of her pussy... drinking down those sweet juices with a smile.

I pull Kim on too of me, facing me. "Put my cock in her pussy, lackey." I order Spence. He grabs my cock and rubs it on Kim's soaked, and throbbing, labia. Kim moans into my mouth, as we kiss and share the weed smoke.

I smack that world famous ass and squeeze her ass cheeks, spreading them wide. Kim moans again. Spence slides my rock hard dick up Kim's, still tight, pussy, and she takes over, riding my cock. Kim shakes her super phat ass in my cock, grinding that warm, soaking wet cunt up and down on my mammeat.

"Eat her ass lackey."

"Yes sir."

Spence shoves his nerdy, chubby face between Kim's perfectly shaped ass cheeks and licks her anus. Between that and her riding my big dick, Kim squirts hard, coating my cock with a layer of her pussy nut. She keeps riding me, shaking that perfect ass all over my happy ass cock. She pops her pussy over and over on my dick, driving me crazy. I smoke and watch, laid back on my leather sofa.

Spence shoves his tongue up Kim's ass, and I justay back and enjoy the show... and Kim riding me so fucking good. She moans and I kiss her, blowing smok into her mouth, molesting her tongue with mine. I smack her ass again... and again... and again. My hand bounces off that super phat booty each fucking time. Kim moans happily... in her sexiest voice... each fucking time too.

Kim keeps the blunt in her mouth, as she arches her back, looking back at Spence, and slamming up and down on my very thick dick. Kim squirts again. She keeps riding me, leaning her head back in sexual bliss, getting fucked in the pussy and her ass eaten simultaneously.

"Lick my man's cock, while I fuck his dick, lackey." Kim looks at me and winks, smiling, with the blunt in the corner of her mouth. She puffs hard and exhales, slowly grinding all over my cock, shaking her ass slowly, but steadily on it.

Spence obeys, licking up and down my shaft. "Make my man cum by sucking his big, beautiful balls and I may let you grind on my ass with your cock Spence." Kim shakes her eyebrows at me. Damn, that bit h is the sexiest woman on earth... and she's my fucking wife.

Spence thinks about it for a second, then decides to go for it. He engulfs my balls, one at a time, sucking hard, then soft, licking all over them. Kim helps him out, shaking her ass faster on my rock hard cock. She smiles at me, knowing how good she's making me feel. I slap her big titties, twisting her big, light brown nipples, making her moan loudly, causing her to shake her booty faster on my cock. That sweet, extra juicy pussy pops hard on my big dick, up and down, shaking it quickly.

Spence turns out to be a really good ball sucker, sucking and licking each one perfectly, alternating after a couple of minutes. I grunt and ast my wife's sweet cunt full of cock cream. My happy dick pumps out thick jolts of jizz deep up Kim's super sweet pussy. She pops that pussy fast on my cock, draining every drop from it. We kiss. Kim moans a very sexy moan into my mouth, as we share the weed smoke and suck each other's tongues.

"OK Spence... good lackey... pull out your cock and get your reward." Kim smokes and turns her head, shaking that perfect booty fast on my cock, teasing him. Spence sheds his clothes lightning fast and stands up, leaning towards Kim. She reaches back and wipes some cum from my shaft and licks it off her finger, looking right at me. "Mmmmmm... delicious baby." Kim blows me a kiss, as Spence smacks her ass with his cock. Kim moans, her eyes never leaving mine.

Spence leans over on Kim, his cock wedged in her ass crack. He decides he wants this experience to last, so he slowly grinds on Kim's perfect ass, his thick cock popping out from between Kim's booty cheeks as he does.

I lay there and watch, slapping Kim's tits, squeezing them hard, molding them roughly in my big hands. Kim leans her head back and moans so sexy. Spence gra s her hips and grinds against her ass a little faster. Kim puts on a show for us both. "Mmmmmmmm... Grind my ass Spence... you have such a nice cock. You like my ass don't you?

"I love it Kim... it's so perfect... like you."

Kim moans again, shaking that awesome ass all over my cock, causing Spence to groan in pleasure.

Spence's thick cock grinds in between Kim's ass cheeks, rubbing on her anus, stimulating Kim big time. Her pussy is still stuffed with my big dick, while Spence's thick one works her ass crack. His balls slam against Kim's ass. Spence groans and shakes his head, wanting this to last as long as possible.

"FUCK!! I'm cumming!" Kim squirts again. Spence grinds her ass faster. The friction on Kim's anus is driving her crazy. She's so fucking horny. My cock stuffing her pussy makes her even hornier.

Spence groans loudly, loving fucking Kim's ass crack. I watch her eyes. She's ready to squirt again. Spence rubs up to Kim's tits and drills in between her ass crack. I'm enjoying watching my wife... and even Spence. The little weasel is a good assistant... and my cousin... so I'm throwing him a bone.

"YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!" Kim squirts again. It shoots out, running down my shaft. Kim kisses me, blowing smoke into my mouth, sucking hard on my tongue.

Kim keeps shaking that awesome ass on my cock, shaking Spence's cock with her super phat booty, driving Spence mad with excitement. His cock pistons in and out of Kim's beautiful ass crack. He grunts loud and cums. Spence's cum shoots out quickly, covering Kim's lower back and the top of her ass. Spence cums more than he ever has, so excited to get to grind the world's most perfect ass.

"Good boy Spence... very good." Kim looks back at Spence and blows some weed smoke at him. He looks at Kim, sweating profusely, grinning happily. Kim swirls a finger in his jizz and puts it to his mouth. "Taste your jizz, lackey. Spence thinks about it, but doesn't want to disappoint Kim, so her sucks it off her finger. He swallow it quickly, and smiles a nervous, but obedient smile at Kim.

"Very good Spence. You did a very good job tonight. Keep it up and I might taste it sometime. But only if you don't disappoint us." Kim smiles at him... then at me. I start pissing in her pussy. It shoots out the sides of her stretched out cunt. Kim looks back at Spence. He quickly remembers what she just said. He knew down and licks my piss, as it shoots out of Kim's well fucked... and spasming... pussy. Kim is impressed by Spence's initiative.

"Very, very good Spence. It seems like you really want me to taste your jizz. You're off to a very good start... but it's just the start, sorry." Kim rubs his chubby face, as he keeps lapping up my piss, as I finish pissing in Kim's super soaked cunt.

"I just remembered... I never untied Penny." I laugh. I totally forgot.

"Spence... go untie her. She'll be so grateful, you should probably eat her pussy first... while she's still tied up." I tell him. Spence loves that idea.

"Yes sir... thank you James... you're the best boss... and cousin." Spence smiles, then quickly gets up and runs to the bedroom where Penny is tied up.

Kim I makeout and smoke. Another fun day for me. Wait til next time... it will blow your fucking socks off. I'm always... Fucked Up And Depraved.