Friends: Deleted Scenes - Monica Gets A Letter
Rachel entered the apartment, and greeted her friends watching the football game. Joey and Monica were sitting at the kitchen table, and as Rachel sorted through the day's mail, she handed some to her roommate.
"Here ya go, Mon. I picked up the mail."
"Thanks," she replied, opening the envelopes. As she started to read a letter, a smile formed. Ross noticed her from his seat on the couch.
"Whatcha smiling about there, Mon?"
"Oh, nothing," she said as she folded the pages. She was answered by various calls of "Come on... Tell us..." coming from around the room.
"It's a letter, ok?" she said, trying to pass it off as nothing.
"What's it say?" Rachel pushed, "Must be something nice, to make you all smiley like that."
"Okay. I'll read you the first little bit," Monica said to placate them, " 'I see you around the neighborhood and I can't help but notice how beautiful you are.' There, satisfied?"
"Monica's got a boy-friend," Rachel sang, with the lilt of school-yard teasing.
"I didn't know you were dating anyone," Ross commented, "Who's the letter from?" Monica looked at the pages and envelope.
"Well... there's no name on it, and no return address. But the zip code is the same as ours."
"You... you don't know who it is? Monica, it could be a stalker!" Ross said.
Phoebe chimed it, "I had a stalker once. Well, not me, but Ursula. It was pretty fun." This elicited a dirty look from Ross.
"No... I had a stalker," Joey said, "And I'll tell ya... one letter does not a stalker make."
Everyone looked at him in disbelief.
"Pretty fancy words there, Joe," Chandler mocked as he sat in the big chair.
"Yeah, I'm auditioning for this Shakespeare part. And I guess the fancy talk just fits me. Don't thou think... eth?"
"OK, you've all pretty much ruined this. So I'm just going to read this later," Monica said as she put the letter in her back pocket. Everyone apologized and went back to what they were doing.
A few minutes later, Monica subtly went into her room, hoping that no one would notice she'd left. She pulled out the letter and sat on the bed to read it.
"I see you around the neighborhood and I can't help but notice how beautiful you are. Everything about you enthralls me. Your perfect face. Black hair. Stunning blue eyes. And a smile that would melt anyone."
Monica was smiling even bigger than before, as she read on.
"Your petite body is incredible. I especially love seeing you in a dress and high heels. And I think, 'She is so feminine... and so doable.' It may surprise you to read that. But I have to admit that I undress you with my eyes. I imagine that you are wearing stockings and elegant lingerie under your clothes. Pert breasts in a satin bustier. Shapely legs in silk. And I wish, every time, that I could undress you in person."