Chandler had been telling Monica and Rachel about the sex with Kathy the night before. It was alright, but Chandler wanted to really make her scream in pleasure. So Monica had drawn out a diagram showing the seven basic erogenous zones of a woman's body.
"Okay, now, most guys will hit one, two, and three and then go to seven and set up camp, " Monica began.
"And that's bad?" Chandler questioned.
"Well," Rachel replied, "if you go to Disneyland, you don't spend the whole day on the Matterhorn."
Chandler countered, "Well you might if it were anything like 'seven'."
Monica got him back on topic. "All right, uh, the important thing is to take your time. You want to hit them all and you want to mix them up. You got to keep them on their toes."
"Oh, TOES!!" Rachel said excitedly, raising her hands in the air. Monica and Chandler both looked at her. "Yeah, for some people," she finished, more subdued.
Monica continued, "Okay, you could, uh, start with a little one; a two; a one, two, three; a three; a five; a four, a three-two; a two, a two-four-six..."
She was starting to get into it. "...two-four-six; four..."
Rachel moved back from her a bit on the couch. "...a two..."
Monica's eyes were closed and she was getting visibly excited. "...two; four-seven; five-seven..."
Chandler looked away, a bit uncomfortable. "...six-seven; seven, seven, SEVEN, SEVEN, SEVEN-SEVEN-SEVEN-SEVEN-" He couldn't believe what he was seeing and hearing. "...SEVEN-SEVEN!"
Eyes closed, Monica's head tilted back and she shuddered. Holding up seven fingers, she silently mouthed the word, "seven".
After a few moments of uncomfortable silence, Monica came back to reality, caressing her neck. "And that's one example of how it's done."
Chandler was insecurely hesitant. "Well, that might work if I could remember all that stuff the next time we have sex."
So Rachel suggested, "You could get a little practice ahead of time."
"Oh sure, like I'm going to cheat on my girlfriend, with a total stranger, just so I can give her good sex."
"No," Rachel explained, a bit more clearly. "What I meant was, you could practice on me."
"What?" Chandler was shocked.
Monica offered her opinion. "That's actually not such a bad idea. You guys wouldn't get attached, so it's not like you're cheating on her. Chandler, it's just sex." Chandler was still uncertain.
"Yeah, come on, Chandler," Rachel encouraged, "I haven't had any sex since Ross and I broke up. And it's sure not like you would be cheating on HIM."
He was still self-conscious. "I'm still not sure I'd remember all that."
"Ok," Monica offered, "I'll go in there with you guys and help."
Chandler looked unimpressed. "Oh, that'll help me. I can disappoint two women at once."
"Noooo..." Monica went on. "I'll be your 'coach'. I'll tell you what to do and guide you through everything. You'd be ok with that, right Rach?"
"Oh sure, as long as I get me some. I'm just there for the ride," she smiled.
Chandler was finally convinced and the three of them went to Monica's bedroom.
Rachel was wearing a blue bathrobe, which she took off and slung over the end of the bed. Under her robe, she wore a black satin bra and matching french cut satin panties. Chandler reached around her to take off her bra. Rachel stopped him.
"Whoa there, Speedy. Whatcha doin?"
"Well, shouldn't I..." He looked a little uneasy. "...undress you?"
"All in good time," Monica explained, "It's all about seducing her. Sure, you both know you're going to have sex, but a woman likes to be seduced anyway." Chandler understood and she continued. "So start with Zone One."
Chandler replied a bit irritated, "You don't have to use the numbers. Just tell me what to do."
"Ok," Monica said a little disappointed, obviously wanting to be organized in everything she did. "Kiss her on the mouth... but gently at first."
Chandler leaned in and kissed Rachel's lips. That perfect mouth responded and he felt Rachel's body sink into his. After a few seconds, they broke the kiss. Rachel cleared her throat and brushed her hair from her face, obviously turned on.
"Well, Chandler Bing, you're a pretty good kisser." Then she looked to Monica, standing at his side and mouthed the words, "REALLY good!"
"Well, I have been kissed by over three women," Chandler said, proud of himself.
"Ok, stud, back to the lesson, um, I mean 'coaching'," Monica said, then mouthing to Rachel, "It was THAT good?" Rachel smiled and nodded.
"Now, kiss her again, but this time, move slowly to her neck."
Chandler did so, and Rachel smiled and purred, "Mmmm... that's nice."
Monica's coaching continued. "Now start caressing her breast." Chandler's hand slid from Rachel's back to her firm tit.
"Ok, drop her bra strap off her shoulder... Like that.. and kiss your way across her shoulder and down to her breast. You can peel the bra cup down as you get to her nipple."
Chandler went to his knees in front of Rachel and did as directed. "Ooohhhh," Rachel gasped as Chandler took her nipple in his mouth and began to gently suck. She held his head there.