Freak City, Bitches! 03
By : DickThePimp
"Yeah, babe. I had to let Harry go. He took Steve with him too. He's was being too possessive with me. I told I'm that I loved fucking him, but that it was just sex. Nothing more. I told him I have the greatest husband in the world and you're the love of my life so I wasn't looking for anything other than hot sex. He was being pushy so I told him we were ending our partnership with him. He got upset and took Steve with him, but Tom stayed. He's always been the sweetest one of them anyway... Oh yes. I made sure to let him know right away what I expected from him. He's married too so we don't have to worry about any messy drama like I had with Harry. Just making money and having fun... Just the good stuff. (Kim giggles)... OK, babe. I'll see you went you get home. Love you, my king. MWAH!"
My super wife Kim Kardashian made the decision to end our partnership with Harry and his partner Steve. Like she said, Harry was being an ass and trying to get a little too close to my wife so she gave him his walking papers. People need to understand, Kim and I are swingers, but we're also a very tight and loving couple. We just want to have fun and fuck around... and that's it. If you can't understand or respect that, then you've gotta go. Adios Harry and Steve. Tom's a lot more chill and he's also not looking for any kind of relationship stuff on top of the fun either. We're a drama free zone around here so he'll fit in a lot better than his pals did.
Anyway, back to the freaky fun.......
"Yes... you actually get to butt fuck the server of your choice if you order the butt bango bonanza."
"Can I butt fuck you?"
"Well... how big's your cock?"
"Six inches."
"Well, I usually prefer big ones."
"Please, baby. I'm a big fan of yours, Giada. Pleaseeee."
"Alright. That'll be $500."
"It says $250."
"That's for our servers. I'm a celebrity chef. And I'm definitely worth it." Giada turns her butt to the customer and pulls down her skin tight white Capri pants, shaking her sweet little ass for him. Her white g string isn't visible. It's swallowed up in her butt crack.
"OK, baby. Here..."
Dude hands Giada five $100 bills.
"Thanks. Follow me." Giada leads him around to the back of the Freak City food truck. It's parked in a strip mall parking lot in Pasadena.
Dude got lucky that Giada was working this one. She moves around to different ones, but she picked this one today. First lunch customer and BINGO! Butt bango bonanza.
"OK... here's fine. Whip it out." Giada tells the dude as she drops her pants and pulls her white g string to the side. She hands the guy some rosemary butter flavored lube and leans against the side of the truck, both hands on it and waits.
"This smells like butter." He sniffs it.
"I know. It's a food truck......." Giada looks at him like he's an idiot. He obviously didn't get the whole food theme. She wiggles her gorgeous little rump, anxious to get the butt bangoing started.
The dude steps behind Giada, rock hard six incher ready and raring to butt bang. He can't figure out how to apply the lube though. Giada looks back at him and shakes her head at his cluelessness.
"Spray it, genius." She shakes her head again, wondering if this whole butt bango idea was a good one or not.
"Oh... yeah. Thanks." The goofy dude sprays some lube on his jumping cock, rubbing it in nicely. He pushes his dick against Giada's beautiful anus and.... "Ahhhhh." She moans with a sweet smile as it slides in quickly. Her ass grips it and sucks on it, driving the dude crazy. He starts fucking full speed right away, banging hard against Giada's tan butt cheeks as he excitedly drills her tight rump.
He's smart enough to reach around her and grab her extra luscious C cup titties through her black wifebeater tank top at least. He grunts and growl non stop, titty squeezing and shaking his head from the intensely beautiful sensations Giada's very talented ass is providing his average sized cock.
The dude's dick throbs constantly inside my woman's ass, as said ass pumps it and sucks it, gripping it so tight. Giada's butt is legendary and this numbnuts is finding that out real damn quick.
"Yeah, baby. You like my cock in your ass, baby?" The dude is making all kinds of cocky, stud like... but goofy... faces as he butt fucks my wife from behind in the strip mall parking lot.
"Yeah... it's awesome." Giada lies, rolling her eyes at the loser. She does enjoy the sensations of getting her butt banged, but the dude is a dork so she's not that into it.
"OH SHIT!" The guys makes the most painful face as he cums. His body shaking hard as he cum dumps inside Giada's luscious butt. She shakes it for him and squeezes his cumming dick, sucking out every last drop of sperm he has in him... but it wasn't much. Maybe two teaspoonfuls. Giada shakes her head again and pushes him off of her, fixing her thong and pulling up her pants.
"That was awesome, baby. Thanks." The dude puts his dick away, grinning from ear to ear. He knows he can go tell his buddies he just butt fucked Giada De Laurentiis. He'll be a legend to his friends from now on. A really dorky one... but still a legend.
"FREAK CITY, BITCHES!!!!" The dude yells as he runs off, all excited. Giada once again shakes her head, but smiles too. She loves butt fucking and she loves money so she thinks, maybe this whole butt bango bonanza idea will actually turn out to be a whole lotta fun after all.
Back at home... in the gym.......
"That's it. Just like that. Good. Hold it." My amazingly sexy wife Ronda Rousey is giving Tom a good workout. They're stretching right now. Gotta get a good stretch in. Tom's eyes are getting a good workout too. He's eyeballing Ronda's awesome ass through her thin, white and pink spandex tights. She's going commando and she's sweaty so the super tight material is basically see thru. It clings tight to her camel toe and to that perfectly shaped rump well... perfectly.
Tom can see Ronda's puffy labia and slick crease in between with such amazing three dimensional detail, just covered in thin white spandex instead of bare. He starts drooling and picking his lips, thanking God for his current placement in life.
Tom's cock is certainly enjoying the workout too. His seven and a half inch, super fat dick is rock hard in his own blue spandex tights. Ronda winks at him through her spread wide, very toned legs as she grabs her ankles, knowing how excited he is to be working out with her. And getting that primo view of her booty.
"Well... you started without me. I'll catch up." Kim smiles, all perky and ready to workout, bending over beside Tom to his right. She waves at him as he checks her out. Tom almost falls over on the big blue mat. Kim's got on the same basic outfit as Ronda, just white with gold lightning stripes down the sides... and possibly even tighter than Ronda's. Which means even more basically see thru. Her large, heaving cleavage is almost pouring out of her very low cut top too.
It's gonna be a real HARD workout for ol' Tom. The fun kind. He shakes his head, not believing his luck. Two of the hottest women ever working out with him in very, very revealing attire. And their just getting started. God bless working out. Ha.
"Doesn't Tom look sexy in his gear, Ronda?" Kim gives her a naughty smirk. Let the cock teasing games begin.
Ronda chuckles and looks back at Tom as she does toe touches from side to side. "Mmmhmmm. He sure does. Good enough to eat. Yum." Ronda winks at Kim.
Tom nods and thanks them, knowing their being really nice. He's not as fat as Harry, but he's still overweight. His belly overflows his belt line, but other than that he's in decent shape. He's 66 and really nice. So everyone likes him.
He feels a little awkward in that skin tight, two piece spandex outfit, but Ronda gave it to him to wear so he's wearing it.
Kim reaches over and playfully rubs his right leg as Tom follows Ronda's lead with the toe touches, mimicking her side to side motion. Kim gives Tom a bright, beautiful smile and blows him a kiss and she so follows Ronda. Every time she leans over to her left, Tom looks over and sees her amazingly lush cleavage hanging out of her top. His cock can't get any harder... but it sure is trying.
"Good." Ronda stands up, looking over her right shoulder at Kim, then over to Tom... who's standing there with a big bulge in his skin tight tights. He's stretching his back so he's not paying any attention to it... but Ronda and Kim sure are. It's so fat. Kim's eyes roll with delight. She remembers how good it felt in her ass on the plane too. She mischievously shakes her eyebrows at Ronda. Both hotties deliciously grin at each other. They're both definitely on the same naughty wavelength.