Freak City Bitches Pt 03

Freak City, Bitches! 03

By : DickThePimp

"Yeah, babe. I had to let Harry go. He took Steve with him too. He's was being too possessive with me. I told I'm that I loved fucking him, but that it was just sex. Nothing more. I told him I have the greatest husband in the world and you're the love of my life so I wasn't looking for anything other than hot sex. He was being pushy so I told him we were ending our partnership with him. He got upset and took Steve with him, but Tom stayed. He's always been the sweetest one of them anyway... Oh yes. I made sure to let him know right away what I expected from him. He's married too so we don't have to worry about any messy drama like I had with Harry. Just making money and having fun... Just the good stuff. (Kim giggles)... OK, babe. I'll see you went you get home. Love you, my king. MWAH!"

My super wife Kim Kardashian made the decision to end our partnership with Harry and his partner Steve. Like she said, Harry was being an ass and trying to get a little too close to my wife so she gave him his walking papers. People need to understand, Kim and I are swingers, but we're also a very tight and loving couple. We just want to have fun and fuck around... and that's it. If you can't understand or respect that, then you've gotta go. Adios Harry and Steve. Tom's a lot more chill and he's also not looking for any kind of relationship stuff on top of the fun either. We're a drama free zone around here so he'll fit in a lot better than his pals did.

Anyway, back to the freaky fun.......

"Yes... you actually get to butt fuck the server of your choice if you order the butt bango bonanza."

"Can I butt fuck you?"

"Well... how big's your cock?"

"Six inches."

"Well, I usually prefer big ones."

"Please, baby. I'm a big fan of yours, Giada. Pleaseeee."

"Alright. That'll be $500."

"It says $250."

"That's for our servers. I'm a celebrity chef. And I'm definitely worth it." Giada turns her butt to the customer and pulls down her skin tight white Capri pants, shaking her sweet little ass for him. Her white g string isn't visible. It's swallowed up in her butt crack.

"OK, baby. Here..."

Dude hands Giada five $100 bills.

"Thanks. Follow me." Giada leads him around to the back of the Freak City food truck. It's parked in a strip mall parking lot in Pasadena.

Dude got lucky that Giada was working this one. She moves around to different ones, but she picked this one today. First lunch customer and BINGO! Butt bango bonanza.

"OK... here's fine. Whip it out." Giada tells the dude as she drops her pants and pulls her white g string to the side. She hands the guy some rosemary butter flavored lube and leans against the side of the truck, both hands on it and waits.

"This smells like butter." He sniffs it.

"I know. It's a food truck......." Giada looks at him like he's an idiot. He obviously didn't get the whole food theme. She wiggles her gorgeous little rump, anxious to get the butt bangoing started.

The dude steps behind Giada, rock hard six incher ready and raring to butt bang. He can't figure out how to apply the lube though. Giada looks back at him and shakes her head at his cluelessness.

"Spray it, genius." She shakes her head again, wondering if this whole butt bango idea was a good one or not.

"Oh... yeah. Thanks." The goofy dude sprays some lube on his jumping cock, rubbing it in nicely. He pushes his dick against Giada's beautiful anus and.... "Ahhhhh." She moans with a sweet smile as it slides in quickly. Her ass grips it and sucks on it, driving the dude crazy. He starts fucking full speed right away, banging hard against Giada's tan butt cheeks as he excitedly drills her tight rump.

He's smart enough to reach around her and grab her extra luscious C cup titties through her black wifebeater tank top at least. He grunts and growl non stop, titty squeezing and shaking his head from the intensely beautiful sensations Giada's very talented ass is providing his average sized cock.

The dude's dick throbs constantly inside my woman's ass, as said ass pumps it and sucks it, gripping it so tight. Giada's butt is legendary and this numbnuts is finding that out real damn quick.

"Yeah, baby. You like my cock in your ass, baby?" The dude is making all kinds of cocky, stud like... but goofy... faces as he butt fucks my wife from behind in the strip mall parking lot.

"Yeah... it's awesome." Giada lies, rolling her eyes at the loser. She does enjoy the sensations of getting her butt banged, but the dude is a dork so she's not that into it.

"OH SHIT!" The guys makes the most painful face as he cums. His body shaking hard as he cum dumps inside Giada's luscious butt. She shakes it for him and squeezes his cumming dick, sucking out every last drop of sperm he has in him... but it wasn't much. Maybe two teaspoonfuls. Giada shakes her head again and pushes him off of her, fixing her thong and pulling up her pants.

"That was awesome, baby. Thanks." The dude puts his dick away, grinning from ear to ear. He knows he can go tell his buddies he just butt fucked Giada De Laurentiis. He'll be a legend to his friends from now on. A really dorky one... but still a legend.

"FREAK CITY, BITCHES!!!!" The dude yells as he runs off, all excited. Giada once again shakes her head, but smiles too. She loves butt fucking and she loves money so she thinks, maybe this whole butt bango bonanza idea will actually turn out to be a whole lotta fun after all.

Back at home... in the gym.......

"That's it. Just like that. Good. Hold it." My amazingly sexy wife Ronda Rousey is giving Tom a good workout. They're stretching right now. Gotta get a good stretch in. Tom's eyes are getting a good workout too. He's eyeballing Ronda's awesome ass through her thin, white and pink spandex tights. She's going commando and she's sweaty so the super tight material is basically see thru. It clings tight to her camel toe and to that perfectly shaped rump well... perfectly.

Tom can see Ronda's puffy labia and slick crease in between with such amazing three dimensional detail, just covered in thin white spandex instead of bare. He starts drooling and picking his lips, thanking God for his current placement in life.

Tom's cock is certainly enjoying the workout too. His seven and a half inch, super fat dick is rock hard in his own blue spandex tights. Ronda winks at him through her spread wide, very toned legs as she grabs her ankles, knowing how excited he is to be working out with her. And getting that primo view of her booty.

"Well... you started without me. I'll catch up." Kim smiles, all perky and ready to workout, bending over beside Tom to his right. She waves at him as he checks her out. Tom almost falls over on the big blue mat. Kim's got on the same basic outfit as Ronda, just white with gold lightning stripes down the sides... and possibly even tighter than Ronda's. Which means even more basically see thru. Her large, heaving cleavage is almost pouring out of her very low cut top too.

It's gonna be a real HARD workout for ol' Tom. The fun kind. He shakes his head, not believing his luck. Two of the hottest women ever working out with him in very, very revealing attire. And their just getting started. God bless working out. Ha.

"Doesn't Tom look sexy in his gear, Ronda?" Kim gives her a naughty smirk. Let the cock teasing games begin.

Ronda chuckles and looks back at Tom as she does toe touches from side to side. "Mmmhmmm. He sure does. Good enough to eat. Yum." Ronda winks at Kim.

Tom nods and thanks them, knowing their being really nice. He's not as fat as Harry, but he's still overweight. His belly overflows his belt line, but other than that he's in decent shape. He's 66 and really nice. So everyone likes him.

He feels a little awkward in that skin tight, two piece spandex outfit, but Ronda gave it to him to wear so he's wearing it.

Kim reaches over and playfully rubs his right leg as Tom follows Ronda's lead with the toe touches, mimicking her side to side motion. Kim gives Tom a bright, beautiful smile and blows him a kiss and she so follows Ronda. Every time she leans over to her left, Tom looks over and sees her amazingly lush cleavage hanging out of her top. His cock can't get any harder... but it sure is trying.

"Good." Ronda stands up, looking over her right shoulder at Kim, then over to Tom... who's standing there with a big bulge in his skin tight tights. He's stretching his back so he's not paying any attention to it... but Ronda and Kim sure are. It's so fat. Kim's eyes roll with delight. She remembers how good it felt in her ass on the plane too. She mischievously shakes her eyebrows at Ronda. Both hotties deliciously grin at each other. They're both definitely on the same naughty wavelength.

"It's getting hot in here. You don't mind, do you, Ronda?" Kim looks all naughty at Ronda as she pulls off her top, tossing it to the side. "You don't mind, do you, Tom?" Kim asks, knowing the very obvious answer as she stands there with her hands on her hips, her perfect, firm, slightly sweaty breasts on full, glorious display for ol' Tom.

"Oh my God, no!" He says emphatically, staring hard at my wife's amazing tits. His cock lurches in his tights, definitely catching Kim and Ronda's undivided attention.

"Well... since you mentioned it..." Ronda pulls off her tights. Her bare, sweaty ass of perfection in a mere two feet from Tom. He just shakes his head, silently thanking God again for his luck. Kim and Ronda giggle.

"Hey... it's not fair though. We took off something so... I think Tom should take something off too. Wouldn't you agree, Kim?" Ronda naughty grins at Kim, who naughty grins right back.

" Oh yeah. That's only fair. How about..." Kim walks right in between Tom and Ronda and reaches out, cupping his hefty bulge. She softly shakes it and squeezes it, making Tom growl with utter delight. Kim giggles.

"Great idea." Ronda adds, walking behind him and smacking, then immediately squeezing both of his plump ass cheeks. "Mmmmmm... great ass, Tom. Very, very nice." Ronda keeps squeezing it roughly as Kim plays with Tom's bulge. Now this is my kinda workout.

"Here... I think you'll be more comfortable like this, Tom." Kim pulls down the front of Tom's tights. His super fat dong snaps out, pointing right at Kim. Tom's got a really nice cock. Smooth and pale white with a pale pink mushroom head. Kim starts licking her creamy, wet brown lips immediately at the sight of it.

"You know... I never did get to taste this beauty on the plane." Kim playfully shakes her eyebrows at Tom as she strokes his raging hard cock. Ronda smirks from behind, then kneels and playfully bites all over Tom's ass cheeks through his tights She also licks in his crack, reaching under him to softly massage his huge, hanging, gray haired balls through the precum slickened tights. He groans very, very happily.

"God... he's got a great ass." Ronda licks all over the blue tights, biting some more, just hard enough to excite Tom. Ronda loves asses. Female and male. She rubs her face all over that plump butt, then pulls the back of the tights down, slowly. She immediately shoves her face in Tom's ass crack, making him lurch into Kim's perfectly wet and accepting mouth. Kim's on her knees, licking all over that big, hefty dick. Now she starts sucking on it, pleasantly surprised at it's quick entry into her mouth.

"Mmmmmmmmm... such a tasty cock too." Kim moans contently around it, her mouth stuffed full of old white dick. Kim loves older men... and especially older dicks. They're a huge turn on for her... both of them.

Tom stands there, eyes closed, soft, extremely pleasurable groans racing from his open mouth. His ass and cock both being worshipped by two truly perfect queens. He knows he won't last long like this, but he doesn't care. It feels too fucking awesome to.

Kim's mouth slowly travels along that hefty shaft, from tip to base, over and over, her tongue dirty dancing all over the happily receptive underside.

Ronda tongues Tom's ass, her tongue dancing wildly inside of Tom's anus, tickling his bowels so beautifully. Her right hand skillfully works his fat balls, lightly squeezing 'em while it tickles them.

Tom's in sex heaven. Smack dab in the freaky middle of it. He grins from ear to ear, groaning and growling happily. The intense pleasure racing through his 66 year old body is so amazingly sweet, It's intoxicating.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm.... Yummy yum yum.... Mmmmmmmmm." Kim blissfully coos as Tom's sweet, succulent cum races down her throat. He came and didn't even realize it. The sensations were that captivating. She gladly gulps down every last drop, rubbing his trembling thighs as she delightedly dines on that creamy sex dessert.

Ronda can't get enough of Tom's ass, licking and kissing all over it. Biting it softly as well. Her eyes roll back in her head from the divine taste delight racing through her taste buds. She wonders to herself what he does to make his ass taste so good.

Ronda puts her head on the side of Tom's right leg and watches Kim suck that fat dick dry. She starts playing with Kim's left tit, squeezing and shaking it with her right hand, repeatedly flicking Kim's thumping nipple with her thumb, licking and softly biting Tom's thigh as well.

Kim winks at her, then releases Tom's softening cock from her cum craving mouth and deep kisses Ronda, sharing the sweet, cummy flavor of that extra fat, old weiner with her.

"You ladies are amazing. Absolutely amazing." Tom smiles happily at Kim and Ronda, so very pleased with the freaky workout.

Kim blows Tom a kiss, then tongue fucks Ronda's tongue as they slutty kiss, spit hanging from their mouths, tongues rough fucking in those same mouths. Tom just watches and grins... again... thanking God for his luck.

Over at the Freak City Racing garage...

"LISAAAAAA."

"I saw her earlier. She was drinking with the crew."

"Oh shit. She probably let them gangbang her then."

Another wife of mine, former porn slut and now race driver slut Lisa Sparxxx is our driver for FREAK City Racing. Yet another wife Danica Patrick's idea. I didn't mind it, but I was thinking Danica was gonna be the driver. She would be the perfect spokesmodel/driver for our team. Every race fan would be wanting to fuck her silly every race. But... she decided to stay retired and just train Lisa and be her team leader. Danica runs the racing team for me. Lisa's a huge racing fan and a helluva driver too... when she's not out slutting around. I do love that about her though.

I still use Danica in the advertising though. We've even done a fan fuck with her. Three lucky, hardcore Danica fans got to triple fuck her at one of the races. Had a little mishap though. She got pregnant. Guess we should start using condoms for those things.. possibly.

Anyway... Danica's looking for Lisa, to go over race strategy for the next big race. She's looked everywhere. Now she's trying the garage at the practice course. We've got a full scale practice track up in the hills. It's beautiful. Just like Danica.

"Where in the world is that big boob slut?... LISAAAAAAAA!"

While Danica looks for my hall of fame slut wife in the race car garage... back at the home gym...

"GOD... Your beautiful cock's made for butt fucking, Tom." Kim blows him a kiss as she looks back at him over her right shoulder. He's butt banging Kim from behind, standing up in the middle of the workout mat. Ronda's under them both, her head directly under Tom's swinging balls and Kim's dripping wet snatch. She's alternating between sucking Kim's pussy as she cums and sucking Tom's fat, gray haired balls as he drives that fat dick up Kim's ever throbbing and always dancing butt. She's working it all over that direction ck, sucking it off with her sphincter muscles, cooing happily, eyes closed and opened.

Tom's all serious, grinning at Kim, but still being serious. He's trying to last a lot longer in Kim's amazing ass than he did in Kim's amazing mouth earlier.

"Delicious balls too. Mmmmmm." Ronda chimes in. They're really turning up the slutty charm. Laying it on real thick. They want to really establish a strong, very profitable, working relationship with ol' Tom... especially since Harry and his billions are gone. We always mix business with pleasure here at Freak City Inc.

"Piss in my ass, Tom. I love that." Kim naughty smirks at him. He smirks back, loving that idea himself. He let's loose with the piss parade inside my wife's extra delectable ass.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh..." Tom groans, still ass fucking Kim as he pisses hard in her. It floods outta her ass and splashes on Ronda's face. She stops ball gobbling Tom long enough to open up and drink a couple of tangy mouthfuls of his warm piss.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm.... I love having my ass pissed in. It's so warmmmmm... Mmmmmmmmm." Kim's eyes roll back in her perfect, naughty angel head, her tongue sliding out of her mouth as she rides out the warm tingling sensations in her battered butt. It feels so good on her thumping bowels. She keeps up the booty dancing on that fat old dick while Ronda goes back to ball sucking Tom senseless.

Tom pulls out and cums right in Ronda's open mouth. Those thick strands of creamy cum pour into Rondas happy, smiling mouth like soft serve into a cone. All smooth and thick. It's gooey and creamy and Ronda loves it all. "God.... It's delicious. Mmmmmmmmmmm. So fucking good." Ronda sucks the fat, pale pink mushroom crown, gorging herself on even more thick, tasty cream pumping out of that wide open piss slit.

Kim wheels around and kneels, taking the cock from Ronda's mouth and sucking out the last drops of sweet dick cream. She sucks it completely dry, then kisses Ronda wanting some more pissy jizz from her mouth. They string it between them, making long strands of gooey ball slime. They lap it all up, putting on a super slutty show for Tom. He watches it all, breathing heavy, but grinning happily.

Back at the garage...

"Of course. Taking all those dicks." Danica watches Lisa get gangbanged in the back room by six dicks. Double anal and double oral. One in between her huge, natural tits and one... pissing in her phat, clean shaven pussy.

Danica is upset, but also turned on. She can't deny that. She plays with her small, luscious titties through her black and red race team jumpsuit as she closely watches through the cracked open door. No bra. No panties. And I love her for it.

"What the?" Danica jumps in surprise as she feels two rough hands roughly groping her tight little ass from behind. She starts to look back, but is pushed into the wall, unable to see who it is. She feels a rock hard dick grinding in between her cheeks through her jumpsuit. He startles her, but also excites her. It's nice and thick like she likes.

Danica closes her eyes, excitedly biting her lower lip, and let's the stranger roughly molest her trim body, forcefully pushing that fat dick hard into against her butt, mashing her body against the cold, white concrete wall. Her body starts tingling all over from her sexual arousal.

Danica's left side of her face is covered by a huge, rough hand. She can't see who's molesting her and that makes it more exciting to her. The rough hands unzip her jumpsuit, then pull it down. Danica gorgeous, trim bare body is exposed, tingling from head to toe. She moans loudly when she feels a really fat dick enter her dripping wet pussy and start violently fucking her.

"Oh my God! Fuck meeeeeeeeee!" It slams into her silky smooth, bald twat repeatedly, smashing her whole body into the wall. The fat man and his fat dick use Danica for his own sexual enjoyment. She's a mindless sex toy and she furiously squirts all over that fat dick from the intensely beautiful sexual delight from that. Her tight little pussy won't stop throbbing and the fat dick abusing it won't stop pounding it.