FNN News decided to host a charity ball and all proceed were to go to our brave troops returning from Afghanistan and Iraq. You name them and they were there, all the big names in television broadcasting and everyone was having a ball. The liquor flowed freely and our host, Shaun Hannity came onto the stage and began to speak; "Ladies and gentlemen, now that all of you are a little loose from all of the alcohol, we would now love for you to loosen your purse strings and open your wallets to help support our troops. A few of the ladies have approached me, no don't look surprised Bill O'Reilly, I do get approached often by women."
Bill yelled out; 'Yeah Hannity, they wanted to know how you ever got on TV!"
"Okay, okay Bill, well anyways they wanted to make a lot of money for our troops and they offered a few different things for everyone to bid on. Okay here let me read that they are suggesting. Laurie Dhue and Alexandra Steele are willing to do a pole dance for the entire room, but the stipulation is that the dance is with clothes on, for the clothes to come off there has to be a bid of $50,000 for each article of clothing, the higher the total bids are the more comes off. Yes that does mean if you want these two women to at least remove their dresses the minimum bid will have to be $100,000.00, do I make myself clear.
Someone in the crowd yelled out; "You mean if each woman is wearing five articles of clothing it will cost us a million dollars to see them nude?"
"That's wrong Alan Combes; you must have gone to public school. I went to parochial school and last time I checked ten time $50,000 is half a million, not a million. Anyways Alan, what are you afraid of, to see these two gorgeous woman naked?"
"NO, no not at all Shaun, but before we start the bid we would like to know how many articles of clothing each of the ladies have on!"
Shaun yelled out; "Sounds fair to me, let's bring the ladies out and let them tell you themselves!"
Alexandra and Laurie came out hand in hand and Laurie was dressed in a sparkling silver lamay halter dress, her long blonde hair was piled high on her lead, her full pouty lips were painted a bright red and her long shapely legs peaked out from the slit on the side of her dress. She turned to Alexandra and smiled. She cupped Alexandra's long wavy dirty blonde hair in her hands and pulling her to her, planted a long tongue filled kiss upon Alex's lips. When she broke the kiss she let out a long sigh, "Well boy AND girls I thought you may like a little ice breaker before the bidding started!"
Alex was dazed, but quickly regained her composure. She was dressed also in a floor length halter dress, but hers was a pure white flowing silky dress that hugged every curve and around her waist was a matching white belt which made her tiny waist, ample hips and now, after having her recent baby, her breasts nearly pop out from the plunging neckline of the dress. "Well Laurie if we really want the bidding to start high, how about this?" She stepped over to Laurie and gently pulled one side of Laurie's halter top to the side and her naked tit popped out. It was quickly covered by the long mane of Alex's hair and with her mike on everyone in the audience could hear her sucking lewdly at the stiffening nipple upon Laurie's firm breast.
Laurie pulled away and quickly returned the tit to its hiding place. The crowd erupted; ""More, more, show us more!"
Hannity cut in; "Alright you unruly bunch, to see more we need the bidding to begin."
Once again Alan spoke up; "Shaun, what about the articles of clothing?"
"Yeah, alright I forgot, okay Alex, Laurie how many articles of clothing do you have on?"
Both women thought for a second or two and Laurie spoke up first; "Well Shaun I'm wearing seven articles of clothing!" Putting her finger sexily to her lower lip spoke again; "I'm wearing this gorgeous dress, two shoes, two silk stockings, garter belt and panties."
Alan spoke up again; "Hey Shaun isn't shoes and stockings counted as one each, they are purchased in a pair?"
Shaun laughed; "Only a liberal like you Alan would try to get a bargain basement pole dance. No Alan, stockings and shoes go one at a time and you have to pay for each and every one. Remember IT IS for our troops!"
Alexandra stepped forward; well I have the same amount seven articles. I have my dress, belt, two shoes, two thigh high stockings and a very, very wet pair of panties."
The crowd went wild and Shaun had to calm them down; "Okay, okay you rowdy horny bastards before the bidding begins here are some other participants and what they are offering as services for auction. We have our own Harris Faulkner and from CNN we have Christi Paul. Now these two ladies are willing to give two lucky high bidders a very, very sensual lap dance. How far they go is all up to you. The lap dance will go for one-hundred thousand dollars and just like our pole dances, fifty grand for each article of clothing and Harris has just informed me the first article, her dress comes off with the lap dance. Wait, wait, same goes for Christi. Calm down folks we have two other things for auction; first from HLN is Natasha Curry, just look at this tiny raven haired beauty. Last but not least also from CNN we have Heidi Collins, this gorgeous carrot top, green eyed woman is every man's and a few women's dream come true, right guys?"
Someone yelled out from the crowd; "Hey Hannity, what are we bidding on for those two lovely ladies?"
Shaun leaned over and the two ladies whispered in his ear and his eyes perked up, looking at they he blurted out; "Really, you're not pulling my leg are you?"
They both shook their head no.
Shaun turned to the crowd; "Hold onto your seats ladies and gentlemen, here is what you are bidding for. The high bidder of each lady, with a minimum of two hundred and fifty thousand dollars, remember IT IS for charity, the two ladies will escort the two high bidders up to a suite right here and will, in their words, give you an evening and night you'll never forget. I can't go into details, for obvious reasons, but just let me say, that minimum bid for what they have planned it a bargain, did you hear me Alan?"
Alan spoke; "Yeah, yeah I hear you, don't worry I never would bid on something like that."
All of a sudden seated next to him, his wife Jocelyn Crowley and sister of Monica Crowley blurted out; "Not so fast Alan, never say never!"
"What are you saying Jocelyn?"
She laughed; "Just wait and see Alan, just wait and see!"