I stepped through the door and found myself in a small dark room, it was like a basement but made from old wooden planks, and there was empty old crates and a lot of sand everywhere.
Then I noticed a set of old worn steps, leading up to an open hatchway, where bright sun light was pouring in.
Curious to see where I was, I walked over the wooden stairs, and then stepped up them, and emerged onto a beautiful sandy beach, surrounded by several large drooping palm trees.
I then glanced around, but in every direction all I could see was more palm trees, white sand, and then the deep blue sea beyond, and I realised, I was on a small remote island.
As I began to wonder, what on earth was I doing here, a young female English voice called out to me "You won't find any anywhere! I got rid them all, there's no rum anymore!"
I swiftly turned around, and standing a few feet away was the beautiful elegant Elizabeth Swan, from the Pirates of the Caribbean films, and yes, she looked just like the very beautiful Keira Knightly.
She was tall and slim, with her long brown hair flowing down over her shoulders, and she had on a long white dress appropriate to the period.
"What?" I asked back a little confused, before Elizabeth turned fully towards me, to look at me.
She then let out a horrified cry, before she held up her hand to block out my body, and then asked in disgust "Why are you naked?"
"Because I took off all my clothes." I replied back.
"Put them back on!" she cried unhappily back.
"No." I retorted back, because I really didn't think it mattered, and secondly, I had no idea where they were now.
"Yes! Put them back on immediately!" she then said firmly.
"No! Make me!" I retorted back again.
She then glanced around angrily, before spotting something in the sand, and quickly she reached down and grabbed hold of it, before lifting it up and pointing it at me.
It was a rusty old sword that had clearly been discarded by a rum runner years earlier, and firmly she held it towards me, before saying "Put your clothes on now, or I'll..."
"Or you'll what?" I asked sarcastically back.
"I'll cut you! Or stab you!" she then said, gesturing with her sword.
I then noticed another sword in the sand, just a few feet from me, and then had an idea, before I pointed over her shoulder and exclaimed "Ooh! Is that a ship?"
Elizabeth quickly glanced around to see what I was talking about, and as she did, I quickly reached down and picked up the sword.
"Ah ha!" I then cried excitedly, holding my sword proudly.
"OH!" she gasped, rather annoyed she had fallen for that old trick.
"Now, how about, instead of me putting on my clothes, you... take off yours?" I then said keenly with a grin.
"I will not!" she replied firmly back.
"Oh really?" I asked eagerly, before I smacked her sword with mine.
She let out a surprised cry, and then with a frim look smacked my sword back, clearly determined not be intimidated.
"Very well then, I'll help you!" I then said keenly, before I flicked her sword again.
The metal clashed together making a loud clanging noise, before we did it again, and again, and very quickly we started to sword fight.
Steadily circling each other, we flicked out swords back and forth, and they repeatedly smacked together with more metallic clashes.
As we carefully tussled to and fro, I knew I had to time it just right, and then as our swords went this way and then that, I caught Elizabeth off guard, knocked her sword downwards, and then quickly flicked the tip of mine across her shoulder.
It cut straight through the strap of her white dress, before it fell apart revealing her bare shoulder.
"Oh!" she gasped in shock, before then saying angrily "My dress! You've cut my dress!"
"Well, I did tell you take it off!" I replied sarcastically back.
She then growled angrily, and then lunged at me with her sword, fortunately for me, I saw it coming and quickly swatted it away, before we then continued to sword fight.
Rather more firmly now, she swung her sword towards me again and again, and we danced around the sand, as they clattered together.
Then, as she seem rather determined to cut me, she lunged at me again, and quickly I deflected her sword downwards again, before flicking my tip across her other shoulder.
My sword tip sliced through her dress again, and then, as soon as Elizabeth Swan stood upright, her strap gave way, and in an instant, her pretty white dress dropped to the sand.
She then cried out in horror, as she now stood in just her white strapless corset and similar coloured frilly bloomers, before I grinned and said cheerily "Getting there!"
She then growled even more angrily at me, and quickly marched towards me, before swinging her sword wildly at me.
I swiftly battered her swings away, while moving quickly around to stay ahead of her, and for a good minute or more, we continued to duel.
Then as we fought back and forth again, Elizabeth lunged quickly at me, but I was prepared, and I easily blocked it, before I spun her sword around and around, and then flicked it upwards.
A her sword and arms went upwards out of her control, I quickly spun around her, and then swiped the little white lace bow on the back of her corset, that was holding it tight to her body.
The lace bow sliced in two, and then fell apart, and as it did, her corset fell open, and dropped down her body to the sand.
In an instant, Elizabeth cried out in horror again, as she was now topless in public, before she then quickly covered her small breasts with one of her arms.
I then casually strolled around her, to face her, and as I did, she glared at me very angrily, and cried "How dare you! You. You, disgusting rude person!"
