I just remember falling, and screaming, falling and screaming through a weird purple glowing tunnel of light.
I had been out in the park for a run, like I occasionally like to do, when something caught my eye in the bushes near to the path I was running along.
It was an odd purple glow that seemed to fade in and out, so I curiously stepped towards it, wondering what it could be, then the next thing I knew, I was sucked into some kind of vortex, and down I fell.
I don't know how long I was falling, it seemed like seconds, but it could have been longer, but which ever it was, with a painful thud, I then stopped falling and hit the ground.
For a moment I then laid there feeling a lot of discomfort, before it finally started to fade, and I eventually got to my feet.
Brushing off the dirt and leaves now on me, I then glanced around, and found myself in a dark gloomy cemetery.
However, I say dark and gloomy, it was dark and gloomy, but it was also oddly bright, like I could see all the gravestones quiet clearly, and the nearby trees and bushes too, despite it clearly being the middle of the night.
Anyway, as I stood pondering this odd sight, I suddenly heard a cry of anger and the sound of physical violence, and turning around, I saw to my amazement, a petite blonde haired young woman, fighting a scruffy old horrible looking guy.
The older man was snarling and roaring like an animal, and his face was all weird looking, like a Pitbull or some kind of angry dog, and as he lunged at the pretty young woman, she fought him off with fast punches, and roundhouse kicks.
Realising she was in trouble, my instincts kicked in, and quickly I moved towards them, before I found a good size branch lying conveniently on the ground, picked it up, and then dashed to help.
As the two continued to fight, I ran up behind the man, and swung the branch as hard as I could, it hit the older man hard across his back, and snapped in two, but he barely flinched, before he swiftly turned and looked at me angrily.
"Oh shit!" I exclaimed realising he was tougher than he looked.
He then snarled at me, and I could clearly see that oddly, the man appeared to have fangs, big sharp deadly fangs.
However I didn't have time to think about it any further, because as he then went to step towards me, he suddenly cried out in pain, and in an instant, turned to grey dust, and disappeared.
"What the fuck?!" I exclaimed in disbelief, as I stared at the empty space where he had been stood.
It was then, I saw the pretty young blonde now stood in his place, with a large pointed wooden stake in her hand, and realised, she must have just plunged that thing into the man's back, and he then turned to dust.
"Wait! Are you... Buffy Summers, the vampire slayer?!" I then asked in disbelief.
"Yeah. Hi! Who are you?" she asked curiously back.
I couldn't believe it, it really was her, the short fit blonde haired woman from the television show, standing right in front of me.
"I'm Steve. But, you're Buffy. I mean Sarah Michelle Gellar!" I replied back.
"Who?" she asked curiously.
"Sarah Michelle Gellar, or am I thinking of the wrong name. I'm sorry, I haven't seen you anything recently, Oh wait. Didn't you do those Scooby Doo movies too?" I replied sheepishly back, realising I was probably now insulting her more than complementing her.
"Look. You seem like a nice guy and... well you helped me out back there! But I've got a patrol to finish!" she then said, before starting to walk away.
"A patrol?! Oh, you mean you're looking for vampires and demons. Oh! Wait! Am I in the show? Have I accidentally walked on to the set?" I then asked in amazement, before glancing around eagerly, to see the cameras and film crew.
However, I didn't see anything but more oddly lit gravestones in every direction, before Buffy looked at me, and asked with a puzzled look "What are you talking about? Did you hit your head something, you're not making any sense?"
I stared back at her in confusion, before I glanced around again and realised, this really wasn't set, and it really did look like a cemetery, and if this really was a cemetery, then she really was... Buffy the Vampire Slayer!
"Oh my god!" I then exclaimed in amazement, as I stared at the beautiful young woman who looked just like Sarah Michelle Gellar, but was actually Buffy Summers.
"Are you okay?" she then asked a little concerned.
"No." I then replied, before I pointed over her shoulder and added "Vampires!"
Buffy then turned around and saw, marching towards us, was a large group of fanged men and women, and they all looked pretty pissed.
"It's the slayer!" then one of them said, pointing at her.
"She killed Dave, get her!" cried another.
They then charged towards us, and instinctively, Buffy leapt into action.
As they raced towards her, the petite slayer moved swiftly towards them, and then with a war cry, began fighting them.
As she threw kicks and punches in all directions, I stood frozen, watching in amazement, because it was just like the show.
However, a female vampire, looking pretty frightening with her demon face and sharp fangs lurched towards me, and desperately, I had to fight her off.
As it turned out, Vampires are a lot stronger and faster than humans, but when you're fighting for your life, it's surprising how well you can fight back.
In no time at all, I found myself in the mass brawl, fighting side by side with Buffy, and pretty quickly we began to team up, and kill off those evil monsters.
With buffy wielding her wooden stake, and me sending the vampires towards her, we knocked off one after the other, until finally, with one last plunge of the pointed weapon, the vampires were all gone.
Then for a moment we then stood catching our breath, relieved it was all over, and basking a little in our glory, before Buffy then stepped towards me and said cheerily "Thank you! You we're pretty handy there. Not many guys would stand and fight with me like that!"
"I was just trying to help out. I couldn't leave you alone to fight them all by yourself, what kind of guy would I be if I did that?" I replied humbly back.
Buffy then smiled, before she then said "Well, I think I should thank you anyway!"
She then stood up on her tip toes, wrapped her slim fit arms around my shoulders, and then leant in and kissed me.
I couldn't believe Buffy Summers, the vampire slayer, one of the hottest women from fiction was kissing me, but she was, and quickly I started to kiss her back.
Out lips eagerly began to rub together, massaging each other's excitedly, before our wet tongues slid out and began doing the same to each other's too.
