P3 wasn't much to look at from outside and definitely wasn't anything special on the inside but damn, it had good looking bar staff. Yeah, sure that's kind of a given, even in backwards hick towns there were normally pretty people behind the bar and San Fran was proving to be chock full of hotties, but the hottie I'm currently checking out is one first class piece of ass. From her picture I know that's a trait she shares with her sisters, but like Paige before her picture just doesn't do Piper Halliwell justice.
She's less pale than her sister but no less pretty, her hair long and brown, same as her eyes, and best of all she's curvy in all the right places, maybe even more than Paige, which she was rocking in a simple jeans and shirt which I'm guessing she just threw on, barely acknowledging how it hugged her assets in a way which would make men and the likes of me drool. She seemed absent minded like that. Then again maybe she was just preoccupied, Piper coming across like she had a million and one things to do and like the weight of the world was on her shoulders. It's something that I found equally annoying and intoxicating in B and Piper was no different.
I watched her for a while, slowly walking around the bar and attending like I was checking out the talent when really it was just who was behind the bar that interested me. Place is pretty dead actually. I only get hit on twice, both guys giving up without much of a fight. I'm almost insulted. Still, it is pretty early, and I am making my interest in what's behind the bar pretty obvious so maybe they're getting the hint.
Piper certainly wasn't. She seems as oblivious to my interests as B. Think I'm ready to see just how much.
Pulling up a chair, I call out to her, "Hey, I'll have a cold one. Whatever's best on tap."
Looking over me she raised eyebrow and then said, "ID?"
Wow, been a while since anyone ID'ed me. Luckily Boss man set me up with a state-of-the-art fake. Way better than the old crappy one I had, which I'm guessing wouldn't have fooled Piper seeing as how much she looks over my card once I hand it over. She still seems unconvinced so taking a gamble I lean over slightly, making sure she gets an eye full of the girls. She definitely looks. It's just a second, but it's plain as day from her blush.
"Sorry, you're very young." She said, quickly getting me my drink.
"No biggie, I get that all the time." I said, waiting until she's given me my ID back before adding, "Not that you look much older? What are you, 22?"
Some women would have blushed and taken the compliment. Piper just looked suspicious, "Why would you say that?"
I shrugged, "No reason, you're pretty is all."
Never really cared for subtlety, and I'm kind of out of practice what with me dropping anvils at B's feet and her still not getting the hint, but I'm briefly wondering if I've taken the wrong approach with Piper. Then this moment of realisation crosses her face followed by the cutest little blush and I figure I'm right on track.
"Oh, I... thanks." Piper stammered, glancing down at the ground momentarily before rushing to get my drink.
"So... how long have you been working here?" I asked as she grabbed a glass and started pouring me whatever's on tap.
"A while... it's mine. The, the bar... it's mine, I own it." She mumbled, looking kind of embarrassed as she handed me the glass in exchange for the money I'm holding out.
"Really?" I said, acting like this was news to me, "Huh... impressive."
"It's not that..." Piper began as she looked up at me, then stopped.
I've seen that look before. It's a look I get from a lot of girls who wouldn't normally give me a second look, but the second they realise I'm interested in them they take the time to look at me, really look at me, and they realise I'm hot. And even if they're not gay or bi or whatever having someone hot hit on them is kind of flattering. Although some second guess themselves for actually thinking I'm hot. Wonder if they meant it in more than just a respectful appreciation. It looked like a Piper was definitely among them, although I'd have to wait to find out whether she was respectively appreciating the goods or generally intrigue by what I have to offer.
Realising she had been staring for a couple of long seconds Piper stammered, "I, I gotta go. Things to do."
With that she left, giving me a great look at her ass looking so damn fine in those genes I just want to rip them off, bend her over the bar and butt fuck her right here, right now. Mmmmm, or at least give her a little spanking.
Just then I sense someone approaching. Someone powerful. But there ain't no way I'm breaking eye contact from that fuck-able little ass unless I have too, so I just keep staring, casually taking a sip of my beer as I do so.
I heard a bemused voice tell me, "Just so you know, you're totally barking up the wrong tree."
Slowly I turned my head, smirked and asked, "What makes you say that?"
Apparently the Charmed Ones with a shy types as Phoebe Halliwell blushed almost as red as her sister. She was also way hotter than her picture, and the pic had been smoking. Light brown hair, pretty brown eyes, again like Piper, and one of the best racks ever seen. Not that Paige and Piper slouches in the boob department, but damn. Phoebe was packing some really full round attention getters, and she knew just how to use them, those babies stuffed in this tight fitting top which almost completely distracted from her face, which just like the rest of her was flawless.
After a couple of seconds of looking her up and down and notice her blush has almost all but faded and she's nonchalantly telling me, "Just trust me, you're not her type. I mean you're hot and all but Piper is as straight as an arrow."
I raised an eyebrow and gave her a wicked half smile, "I wouldn't be so sure, but if you're worried about your friend don't be, I'm actually meeting someone."
"Oh." She murmured, relief crossing her face before she suddenly got apologetic, "Sorry, I don't mean to be bitchy and unwelcoming, it's just that I'm very protective of my sisters, you know?"
"I don't, but it's cool." I said, "A lot of people aren't comfortable with that kind of thing."
As I predicted she quickly corrected me, "Oh no. No, no, no it's not that I have a problem with it, and if one of my sisters swung that way I'd be totally supportive. And impressed they landed someone as hot as you."
Giving her another smirk and raising an eyebrow I softly taunt, "You think I'm hot?"
Shooting back a pretty wicked smirk of her own Phoebe lent in a bit and said, "You're gorgeous, and totally fuck-able, but you're also meeting someone."
"Yeah, but we're..." I began, before trailing often forcing a sigh, "Actually, I don't know what we are."
"Oh, well maybe I can help." Phoebe said, predictably not being able to resist helping, "Advice is kind of my thing. I have a column and everything. Ask Phoebe. Maybe you've heard of it?"
"Can't say I have, but honestly..." I said, leaning in, "I was just hoping to get caught flirting with some hottie."