"Oh, I'm just so nervous!" Rachel shouted to Monica from inside the shower. Monica was sitting on the toilet with the lid down, working on a TV guide crossword puzzle (addressed to Ms. Chanandler Bong".)
"Sweetie, you're only going to a movie. There's nothing to be nervous about. You've been doing this since high school."
"I know, but I really like him. What if he doesn't like me? What if he thinks I'm too... Oh, I don't know... too fragrant?"
"If men didn't like the smell of perfume, they wouldn't buy it for us. 'Jovovich of RESIDENT EVIL' 5 letters, ends in A."
"Milla. I'm just going to stop thinking about it. I can't reach my towel."
Not looking up from her crossword puzzle, Monica leans forward to grab the towel. She hands it to Rachel, while penciling in her answer. Rachel slides the shower door open and takes the towel. She begins vigorously rubbing the towel around her scalp, drying off her hair.
"Do you hear the phone?" She asked.
Monica looked up at Rachel."...wow..." She breathed silently in her head. "Rachel is really attractive." She closed her eyes slowly, imagining just for a moment what it would be like to touch Rachel's body... the way a lover would. Softly, and sensually. What would it feel like to be the object of Rachel's desire? To see that look in her eyes... that look that says, "I've been waiting for you. I want you like nothing I've ever wanted before. You can please me in ways I've never imagined. I belong to you now, take me."
She shook the thoughts out of her head and said, "I'm sorry Rachel, what did you say?"
"Oh, I just thought I heard the phone." She answered, stepping out of the shower.
Monica stood and turned her back to Rachel. "I'll go see if there's a message." She said into her shoulder. Rachel wrapped the towel around herself and secured it, then began brushing her hair. Monica came back in.
"It was Steve. He said he couldn't make it tonight." Monica said in whatever way she thought would be the most painless for Rachel.
"Oh, no." Rachel said, backing to the toilet and having a seat. She leaned over and put her head in her hands, dropping the brush on the floor. "Well did he say why?" She asked, looking at Monica again.
"He has to pull a double shift at the hospital."
"Oh God. I knew this would happen, I knew something would go wrong."
"Oh, Rach come on. At least he didn't ditch you because you were too fragrant. He has a valid reason. We can just watch a movie here, and I'll fix you something to eat. It'll be just you and me. (When the words "just you and me" come out of her mouth, the fantasies start again, and she closes her eyes, turns her head down diagonally, and exhales gently.) Rachel is too upset. She doesn't notice.
"That would be nice. But I still feel like I did something wrong. Why couldn't he have just told them he couldn't work tonight?"
"He works at a hospital, sweetie. He wants to save lies. He won't just let people die because he has a hot date. He's a good man."
"I know. You're right. I'm not even gonna bother with getting dressed. I feel like being lazy." She said, and took her robe from the rack on the wall. She put it on, leaving her towel in place. "I want popcorn." She said, and headed out towards the kitchen. Monica followed, but quickly returned to the bathroom and picked up the hair brush from the floor. She returned it to its proper place, and then caught up with Rachel in the kitchen.
"We don't have movies you really want to see, do we?" She asked Rachel.
"No, I was just thinking the same thing. Let's hope there's something good on cable."
"Are you hungry now, or is the popcorn gonna be enough?"
"I don't really feel like eating. Popcorn is fine." ________________________________