AEverybody Loves James 01
By : DickThePimp
New Series... New Attitude... New Kink... Enjoy My Fellow Pervy Peeps
"Mom... I'm sure James will do your show, but he's been so busy lately, I'm a little worried about him. My baby's such a sweetheart and he's always trying to make everyone happy so he's always trying to help everyone out. I worry that he's spreading himself a little thin. But I know he would love to do your show. You know he can never say no to you."
"I know, sweetheart. And I love him so very much for it. I would never do anything to hurt my angel. My sweetie is so adorable. Where is he? I miss him."
"We all do, mom. I know he misses you. He's been in Tokyo with Hitomi. He's been working with her and also promoting our business. He's coming back tomorrow. I can't wait to see my baby again. I miss him so much. He's been texting me everyday and we've talked on Skype... and had some fun on there too." (Naughty shake of the eyebrows)
"Mmmmmmm. Sounds delightful, sweetheart. Is Kim with him?"
"Yes. We had a little threesome fun last night on Skype." (Naughty big grin)
"You're turning me on, darling. Hehe."
"Your always turned on, mom. And I love that about you."
My angel of a mother (Kelly Madison) and my amazingly wonderful grandmother on her side (Kathie Lee Gifford) are two of my true queens. Awesomely gorgeous goddesses that are forever in my heart. I love them both with all my heart and soul. My mom is a true angel. The best mom ever. She's a little overprotective, but still, definitely the definition of a perfect woman in every way.
My grandmother's been on vacation for the last two weeks so she missed me before I left for Tokyo. She called mom to check on me. She should be home right after me. And I'm really looking forward to seeing her again... and my mom of course.
Hey, I'm James. My mom kinda explained what I'm up to at the moment so I'll get back to them... and the rest of my fun, loving... and real horny... family...
"C'mon, Kate. It's just a blowjob. A quickie one at that."
"And it's just a no... a BIG NO at that."
"Pleaseeeeeeeeee." My brother Spence (The King Of Queens) gets on his knees and begs my wife Kate Upton.
Kate sashays over to him, a sweet smile on her supermodel face. She leans over. "... no!" She smiles at Spence and pats him on the cheek, then stands up and walks away, shaking her head at my obnoxiously pervy half brother.
Kate always looks so damn good. That nice, plump booty juggles and wiggles perfectly as she walks away from her distraught brother in law. Real nice and tight navy blue track shorts. They perfectly accentuate Kate's booty. Makes it pop. Badonkadonk.
We just celebrated our third month anniversary. Three months of naughty yet heavenly bliss. Being married to the world's greatest supermodel is pretty much exactly how you think it'd be. FUCKING AWESOME IN EVERY WAY! (Happy hubby grin)
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"Hold on... got a call from my boo... Heyyyyyy, daddy. Sup out in Tokyo?"
"Hey, babe. It's great. Been busy fucking."
"Hahaha. I know you have, handsome. But you left me back here. I wanna be there ridin' that white stallion, boo. I need daddy's dick. Tha big dickity dick. Hahaha."
"Youll definitely get it when I get back home, baby."
"You promise?"
"Scouts honor... Babe... I wanted to ask about my grandad. How did his date go?"
"Went great, baby. You know I wouldn't let daddy down. I got you. Always, my love. Your daddy laid down the good dick on dat bitch. Hahaha. She called me yesterday and told me how much fun she had. I already lined him up for another date. Different bitch. I'm gonna take him myself. It's a big gig. Now... you better Skype me tonight, daddy. I got your dildo ready to go. Gonna get me some daddy dick early. Hahaha."
"OK, babe. I will. I'll have the real one ready for ya too. Ha. Love ya, babe."
"Awwwww... mmmmmmmm. Love ya more, daddy. MWAHHH!"
Another wife... what a great life. Cardi B been done had me hooked. That chick gets me so damn hard. I'm hard right now just from that phone call. FUCK! As sexy as sexy gets.
Anyway... Cardi handles my date bookings... or my pimp biz. Yep... I'm an 18 year old pimp. Among a lot of other things. But let's get back to the action...
"Mama?"
"Yes, baby?"
"Do you think James will like this?"
My twin sister... time only... Kaia holds up her new bikini top. It's red. It's real sexy. And it's two small, heart pasties connected by a red string. Yeah... pretty skimpy.
"Oh my God, Kaia. There's nothing there... and of course he'll love it." Mom snickers.
"I thought so." So does Kaia. Such a sweet giggle. Such a perfect girl. Just like mama. Blonde. Thin. Awesome, smooth legs. And of course... huge natural breasts. God... I have the hottest family. Kaia is another queen of mine. I have a few sisters. But Kaia and I are the closest. Guess cause we're twins. My baby sis is the best. (I came out first)... The most beautiful smile you've ever seen. Melt your heart and get you hard instantly. Hahaha.
"Have you been nagging him to get you pregnant?"
"I don't nag him, mama. I ask... real, real nice." Sweet, sweet... and frisky... smile.
"Kaiaaaaaa."
"I can't help it, mama. James is so adorable. And sooooooooo hot. Oh my God."
"I know, baby. But he's been working too hard lately. I'm worried about him. He's so young... like you."
"And so horny." Another frisky smile.
"Yeah... like you. My two babies are so beautiful... and so horny for each other." Mama and her sexy, naughty wink and grin. She gives Kaia a quick peck on the lips and leaves the laundry room, heading to the kitchen. Kaia follows her.
They bump into ol' Spence. He's making a pineapple smoothie. "Hey, Spence. What's wrong?" Mama notices his frumpy look.
"Nothing."
"I bet he was trying to get Kate to suck his dick, again."
"What? Nooooo." Spence lies. He's not a good liar.
"Spenceeeeeeee. You're not bothering my baby's wife to suck your cock, are you?" Mama smacks his butt as she walks by him.
"No... I mean... no, I wasn't..." Again... Spence ain't a good liar. Mama gives him a serious, non believing look. Head tilted, eyebrows raised.
"Sorry." Spence pours his smoothie, and sulks.
"Spence. I'm looking out for my son's women... all of them... while he's gone. Now... I know we all party and fool around, but it's not very nice that you're trying to get your sister in law to suck your cock while he's all the way over in Japan."
"I'm sorry, Kelly. I really am. I'm just so lonely." Spence apologizes... pineapple smoothie on his face and all. He's a little messy. Mama shakes her head and snickers. She walks over to Spence and wipes his face with a paper towel, then kisses his right cheek... patting the left one.
"You'll be fine, hunny." Mama grabs his bulge and holds it. Spence stands up straight. "With this big ol' thing... you'll be just fine." Mama lets it go and pats his cheek again, winking over at Kaia as she gets some juice from the fridge. Kaia chuckles, blowing a big bubble and popping it with a sweet grin. We all like Spence, but he can be a little much sometimes. Good brother though. One of my best friends too.
"Mama... this was outside." My older sis Gianna Michaels puts a box down on the kitchen table. "It's for James."
"Hmmmm..." Mama grabs a knife and cuts the tape from the box, and opens it. She's my mother and business partner so I don't mind her opening my mail.
"What is it, mama?" Kaia walks over... Spence does too.
"Oh my God..." Gianna looks shocked as mama opens the jewelry box.
"WOW!" Kaia is shocked too. Spence just stares... at the gift and Kaia's super sweet ass. She's rockin' a white and pink cheerleader mini skirt. She was a cheerleader in high school. A real freaking hot one too. Oh hell yeah!
"Now that's a bracelet." Mama smiles wide as she looks it over. Gold and diamonds everywhere. Small diamond hearts spelling out, Stud, on the bracelet. So shiny and sparkly. Sweet bracelet.
"To my stud, James. Love you so much. Martha." Gianna reads the card. A really sweet gift from one of my sugar mamas, Martha Stewart. I've got a few.
"Damn... my baby bro's a stud. A big time stud." Gianna grins.
"He's only been seeing Martha for six months. My stud brother's laying it down real nice. That's gotta be a million dollar bracelet." Gianna takes it for Mama and checks it out. She gets her fair share of gifts from horny fans too.
"My brother the stud." Kaia smiles, chewing hard on that bubblegum. "There's hope for you yet, Spence." She pats him on the back and laughs.
"Hey, I get gifts too." Spence doesn't know when to give up the lying.
"Really? When? What gift? Who?" Kaia gives him the same look mama gave him earlier... and adds a head shake, then skating over to the fridge. She's got on white and pink roller skates. Love that color combo. So hot.
"Well.... Ahhh.... I..." Spence stammering.
"Yeah... I thought so." Kaia shakes her head again as she looks in the fridge.
"OK, Gianna... let's put this back in the box. It's for James." Mama takes the bracelet from Gianna and puts it up.
"Damn, Spence. Didn't know you liked bracelets so much?" Gianna laughs, giving ol' Spence a snarky look as she notices his big bulge in his baby blue workout tights. Yeah... Spence works out... or tries to... from time to time. Usually to ogle Ronda Rousey. Another wife of mine. Yeah... I'm livin' the pimp life.
"Well hello there." Mama teases as she looks at it. She smirks at Gianna.
Spence looks down at it and shakes his head... shrugs his shoulders with an awkward smirk. "Sorry."
"No need to apologize, Spence. It's a nice cock." Mama being sweet mama.
Gianna smirks at mama and walks over to Spence, all sexy. She stands in front of him. He swallows hard. Nervous. She looks him up and down, then grabs his bulge. "See ya, mama... Kaia." Gianna leads Spence outta the kitchen by his big, bulky bulge. Spence grins and grimaces from the squeezing as he awkwardly waddles behind our older, porn superstar sister.